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Heather Papps

hello friend


listen, we're all nerds here. what is your oldest file?

i have albums ripped at insanely bad quality, and also, the first photoshops i ever did. lemme find them.



but

BUT

what are your oldest legacy files?

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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
a 98kbs rip of limp bizkit's chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

my very oldest files are the results of the regional 1983 bear count. old charts and graphs in long-dead formats about how many bears are where. the only ones that will still open on a modern computer are the spreadsheets. but if someone wants to know how many bears there were (and where), i've got the data.


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

i found them in a desk the forest service was throwing away


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

owlhawk911 posted:

my very oldest files are the results of the regional 1983 bear count. old charts and graphs in long-dead formats about how many bears are where. the only ones that will still open on a modern computer are the spreadsheets. but if someone wants to know how many bears there were (and where), i've got the data.

someday this will be very important and you will be glad you saved those charts



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

cda

by Hand Knit
it appears to be a file from 2002 titled nethack.txt

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Heather Papps

hello friend


i will find these stupid highschool photoshops! it is not as easy as i'd hoped.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Probably some mp3 downloaded from Limewire.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
I have some word processing documents from the early 90's created with MS Works. I can open them in the current version of LibreOffice.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Somewhere on a cassette tape is the very first computer program I ever wrote, composed on a Vic-20.

Goons Are Gifts

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Somewhere on a cassette tape is the very first computer program I ever wrote, composed on a Vic-20.

I had to Google what the hell that is and I didn't even understand the answer properly.


Heather Papps

hello friend


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Somewhere on a cassette tape is the very first computer program I ever wrote, composed on a Vic-20.

unless someone has a hello world on punch card this wins



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Heather Papps

hello friend


this one is pretty old



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i did find this picture tho! highschool heather papps!



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Chevy Slyme

We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

Heather Papps posted:

this one is pretty old


How did you modify the file before you created it.

Are you a witch

Heather Papps

hello friend


CaptainPsyko posted:

Are you a witch

MAYBE

but, the file is older then that. 2007 is when it was transferred to my second laptop from my backup dvdrs, the rip date would have beeeeeeeen somewhere around january 2004.
2012 is when it was transferred to my current pc!



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MY INEVITABLE DEBT
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.
a 7 second .wmv file containing gross porn titled "britney spears backstreet boys marilyn manson smells like teen spirit.mp3"

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


There's a box of 50 floppies with really dumb names from '97-99 sitting in my parent's basement. If they still work (most are probably dead from improper storage) there should be some sim city 2000 saves which might actually be interesting to see just how hosed up my cities were. Also should be several wav files from when I discovered the monitor had a built in mic. There's also one with all the starcraft voices reversed because I thought it was hilarious.

If I remember right Zealots say Kiyee arrrff narrff yarff which cannot be My Life For Aiur backwards



sig by owlhawk911

Jaguars!


I got a new work computer a week ago. This folder must have been faithfully migrated through a dozen of gnereations of computers.

alnilam

love 2 amalgamate



ty manifisto

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Jaguars! posted:

I got a new work computer a week ago. This folder must have been faithfully migrated through a dozen of gnereations of computers.



Definitely read HEREON as HEROIN


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Definitely read HEREON as HEROIN

Same, I've seen some really bad spelling in old computer files where the person typing just didn't give af



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Chevy Slyme

We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.
i found my oldest files:

Jaguars!


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Definitely read HEREON as HEROIN

Would spice up my job considerably

Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Uhh probably some ripped albums from high school.

Shaddak

If we're not counting storage media that's too old to be accessed, then my oldest files are from a horrible webcomic I did back in college. So, 2001, or thereabouts. I was quite ashamed of myself when I found them.

Heather Papps

hello friend


Shaddak posted:

If we're not counting storage media that's too old to be accessed, then my oldest files are from a horrible webcomic I did back in college. So, 2001, or thereabouts. I was quite ashamed of myself when I found them.

POST THIS NOW



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I have some IDE drives someplace, they have travels of old poo poo. I bet I even have my old TV tuner recordings that would include FlCL and .hack\\sign. I remember archiving down to a few hundred MB per night, not even per show I bet it is unwatchable.

It looked good as a raw file but that was several gigs an hour and that goes quick when an 80gb harddrive was $150

Heather Papps

hello friend


i have an everquest floppy i need to find and post a picture of.



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Shaddak

Heather Papps posted:

POST THIS NOW

I don't think anyone wants this.

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

I do friend. :justpost:


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Crypto Cobain

by Reene

Heather Papps posted:

listen, we're all nerds here. what is your oldest file?

i have albums ripped at insanely bad quality, and also, the first photoshops i ever did. lemme find them.



but

BUT

what are your oldest legacy files?
It's gotta be music I downloaded in freshman year of college (2005). I still have it on a harddrive that has been passed down through 4 generations of PCs.

Heather Papps

hello friend


owlhawk911 posted:

I do friend. :justpost:

oh just kidding i only post lies. this is actually, a single lie

POST

THAT

poo poo

i wrote for a webcomic in highschool. if you post a thread about yours, i'll post my embarassing comix also, ok?



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alnilam

If it was ever online with your real name it could be self doxxing so i respect anyone's personal decision to post or not post

but if you're at all inclined to share, it could be fun. we all have made embarrassingly bad art or writing or w/e in the past.



ty manifisto

Heather Papps

hello friend


alnilam posted:

If it was ever online with your real name it could be self doxxing so i respect anyone's personal decision to post or not post

this is a really good point. i did not consider this.



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Shaddak

Never connected to my real name, so I'm not worried about that, just that they are soooooooo bad. I don't even have all of them, had to scavenge what I could off the wayback machine. At the risk of embarassing myself, I will post one of the only complete sets I could find. Keep in mind I did these while repeatedly going on and off antidepressants.









Makes me wonder what was wrong with me 18 years ago.

alnilam

I won't lie it's... not great

Thanks for sharing though lol. I wish i could share some of my terrible poo poo but it's lost to the ages

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Goons Are Great posted:

I had to Google what the hell that is and I didn't even understand the answer properly.

The Vic-20 was the predecessor to the popular Commodore 64. this must have been around 1983 or so, and the school had one computer on a rolly cart and you had to sign up to use it.

Heather Papps

hello friend


Shaddak posted:

Makes me wonder what was wrong with me 18 years ago.

i saw the images first, and read this:

and fully laughed out loud.

then i read the whole thing and it was less funny.

in my defense i own physical copies of both my new fighting/filing technique is unstoppable and i mean
http://www.mnftiu.cc
this makes me laugh. i maybe... don't have good taste?

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Dec 3, 2019



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Heather Papps

hello friend


edit is not quote.


also, i may have to message a highschool pal to get the comics. he's uh... i love him but he's like a something or other on the umbrella academy show these days and i'd rather not have to ever hear him tell me about his new job, you know, since he worked at mtv.



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