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Macnult

The lights, the cameras, the action. Personally? Huge fan of the cameras. Some argue that without lights, the other two are irrelevant. Me? I tell ‘em that’s a buncha malarkey. Let the editing wizards deal with that hubbub, have ‘em work for their paycheck. Here’s an idea: Opening title. Screen is black, then fades to black. Roll the credits. Boom. Major hit. The Sundance folk’ll love it, and judging by their name, I’d say they know a thing or two about lights.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


surround sounds? YAEAH BABY



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

ellie the beep

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.
thx


thnak u pot smoke phoeni u'r a real pal <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

google THIS

Camera + action = noir

Lights + camera = talk show

Lights + action = not a cell phone in sight, just ppl living in the moment

ellie the beep

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

google THIS posted:

Camera + action = noir

Lights + camera = talk show

Lights + action = not a cell phone in sight, just ppl living in the moment

what happens when you get all three? has anyone tried?


thnak u pot smoke phoeni u'r a real pal <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

The X-man cometh

Yr welcome in surround sound

The X-man cometh fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Dec 2, 2019

Heather Papps

hello friend


Edminster posted:

what happens when you get all three? has anyone tried?

art is all about limits



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Macnult

google THIS posted:

Camera + action = noir

Lights + camera = talk show

Lights + action = not a cell phone in sight, just ppl living in the moment

The three central disciplines of Hollywood film. Unlike Bollywood, where it’s in the thousands

ellie the beep

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.
cinepa died when we were too young to remember but cinema is still with us


thnak u pot smoke phoeni u'r a real pal <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
really disappointed in the amount of cgi in jerry springer these days

vanisher

love the smell of a fresh film

Dell_Zincht



Some good films:

The Godfather
The Godfather Part II
Citizen Kane
The Shawshank Redemption
Jingle All The Way

vanisher

Did you know that if you can tell if a film is real or not by biting it like a gold coin

Heather Papps

hello friend


vanisher posted:

Did you know that if you can tell if a film is real or not by biting it like a gold coin

nope, this ones just an, uggg.... a "movie"



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Escape From Noise

Kind of a dead medium imho. More about YouTube channels these days.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I'm sorry but if the movie doesn't have at least ONE dick sucking trolley in it, whether it's actually holding the camera and sucking dick between takes or the star of the movie, I cannot with a clear conscience endorse or recommend it

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nut

u ever seen Pipes by Windows 98

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

nut posted:

u ever seen Pipes by Windows 98

Keanu was in that, right? He had those powers or whatever and bent up a spoon? Or was that the one with George Carlin, I always confuse them

nut

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Keanu was in that, right? He had those powers or whatever and bent up a spoon? Or was that the one with George Carlin, I always confuse them

george carlin plays the role of the pipe conductor

nut

nut posted:

george carlin plays the role of the pipe conductor

and then when he's on tour he makes a joke about being the pipe conductor but now it's an allusion to him loving

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i love when they have all my favorite actors are on the screen sharing the picture together but i think my favorite part is when the movie shows me all their names in quick succession at the end. its like a nice lil receipt so that i can prove that they were all there :)

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
i'm constantly tilting my head while i walk so everything i see is at a dutch angle



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

FutonForensic

blinking all the time so i can see everything at 24 fps


Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Film good. Except that film that forms on top of pudding.

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
I can't stand that film that coats children. You know, that simultaneously sticky yet slimy layer that covers all children and is left behind on all they touch like a snail?

Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Jedrick posted:

I can't stand that film that coats children. You know, that simultaneously sticky yet slimy layer that covers all children and is left behind on all they touch like a snail?

It's mostly spit and snot and whatever they recently ate. Hope that helps.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i like when there are sounds in my movies. The louder the better!! "More sounds!" i always say! Now, when the sounds are music?! and when the music is a song i have already heard on the radio before!?! Yes PLEASE good GOD give me MORE!! :dance: :sotw: :dance: :sotw:

Heather Papps

hello friend


now when i sit down to watch my fav kurosawa films i am happy as a ronin with a chance to redeem his honour, but one thing i wish i could add to this most haiku of experiance is MY loving CHAIR FLINGING ME WILLY NILLY

SHOOT SMELL IN MY FACE, MAKE A STEAM HAPPEN, HIRE A DUDE TO PUNCH ME IN THE DICK. I WANT TO BE IMMERSED IN THE FILM.

if only.



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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


is this about A Christmas Prince 3: Prince Harder?

ellie the beep

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

is this about A Christmas Prince 3: Prince Harder?

the documentary or the biopic?


thnak u pot smoke phoeni u'r a real pal <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

sometimes the actors on the screen are hot and i want to gently caress them. and sometimes they are not. this is what i famously refer to as, 'the great gamble of film'

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Woody Allen

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




My go-to film is Ilford delta 3200, 120. I like fp4 a lot too, but i haven't shot a roll in years. Hp5 is overrated and for youtube hipsters that don't know enough to just shoot tri-x instead.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I hate cling film, like for example SATAN Wrap, you call it Saran Wrap but it's made from the essence of evil because it only sticks to ITSELF and not the bowl you're trying to wrap.

Oh, you're GOOD at SATAN Wrap?

WELL MAYBE YOU'RE EVIL!

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Escape From Noise

Let's Talk: The Film

Finger Prince


google THIS posted:

Camera + action = noir

Lights + camera = talk show

Lights + action = not a cell phone in sight, just ppl living in the moment

You can have:
Lights
Camera
Action

Choose two.

Production Price:
Normal rate: $130/day
If you've seen a film: $1300/day
If you've made a film: $13000/day
If you want direct: $130000/day

Manifisto


having just seen A FILM over the weekend, I can confidently say that the absolute best part of a film is the nine or ten previews that you get to watch in and among the commercials for refreshments and movie theater rewards programs. spending twenty five minutes watching commercials for things that largely have zero interest for me definitely justifies the fourteen dollar ticket price!

also go see knives out, or wait until you can get it digitally, but see it.

FutonForensic

"let's go see a movie" -> working class everyperson

"let's go see a film" -> arthouse sophisticate

"let's go to a picture show" -> total pervert, eliminate by any means necessary


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I saw the Dead Don’t Die with my wife last night, there were some pretty funny moments, they break the 4th wall which is always fun when done right

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alnilam

The 4th wall of course is made of a thin, clear film that is easily broken



ty manifisto

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