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alnilam

google THIS posted:

"What was my naughtiest moment this year? Well, one time I was concentrating SO hard on being nice to my little brother that I forgot to take out the trash."

"Look kid, I got a headache, what do you freaking want for Christmas?"

(extremely flustered) "Aren't...aren't you going to contact my references before making an offer?"



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alnilam

Nerdy fan following washed up, raggedy Santa at ChristmasCon like how Justin Long keeps talking to Tim Allen at the beginning of galaxy quest: but sir, what I found in my own original research

Santa: yeah

Nerd: is that the so called elves really seem to be gnomes according to most existing mythologies

Santa: uh huh

Nerd: so what i was wondering was is that a mis translation, or a mistake, or, and this is really my favorite theory, are they really just something completely different?

Santa, apathetically while turning to leave: yeah uhh they're the other one you said. gnomes.

Nerd: fascinating! but sir, could I ask one more

Santa, already walking away and lighting a cig: ho ho ho, kid



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