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Needs therapy after reading the naughty list.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 00:25 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 12:29 |
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After squeezing himself through a chimney and landing in a suburban house, Santa finds the diet coke opened up and ready for consumption on the table with a note saying "For santa" scribbled inside a heart next to it. He opens up the presents and covers them with the cola. It's a hard job and a loving diet coke won't solve poo poo here. Also, by now he's more of a Pepsi guy anyways.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 14:49 |
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Santa doesn't even bother to visit certain states, as he definitely doesn't fit into a bulletproof vest anymore.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 14:53 |