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Santa reaches career burnout and moves to Hawaii to open a bar but with no real experience in the adult market sector it folds quickly and he becomes a beach bum.
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Imagine this: Santa at the comedy club.
Sitting in the back getting more drunk, surly, and loud as the night goes on.
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Dec 3, 2019 05:09
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Salvation Army Collector: Merry Christmas!
Santa:...or whatever.
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Dec 4, 2019 17:27
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Elf: Hey boss. Morning.
Santa: (under his breath)fuckyouyoulittleshit
Elf: Excuse me?
Santa: gently caress YOUUUUUUUU!
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Dec 4, 2019 17:52
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Just great. What's this on the seat? This is what I get for not checking!
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Dec 4, 2019
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Dec 4, 2019 19:20
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Santa packing the trunk of the sleigh with a few cases of PBR, which he polishes off over the course of the night. If he runs out there's always a convenience store somewhere.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Dec 5, 2019
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Dec 5, 2019 06:31
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I ask for a poo poo every year and never get it
Maybe the poo poo...was inside you all along!
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