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Making sure my suit is wrinkle free, sitting down firmly but not too firmly in Santa's lap while making eye contact, oh god he's already looking disinterested how do I salvage this? Think, think! |
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Dec 2, 2019 22:09
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"What was my naughtiest moment this year? Well, one time I was concentrating SO hard on being nice to my little brother that I forgot to take out the trash." "Look kid, I got a headache, what do you freaking want for Christmas?" (extremely flustered) "Aren't...aren't you going to contact my references before making an offer?" |
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Dec 2, 2019 22:13
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Buys the CliffsNotes on the list and skims it one and a half times. |
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Dec 3, 2019 04:10
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PR Coach: Ok, the image we want to project is "right jolly old elf." Now let's hear a happy, boisterous laugh! Santa: Seriously? You want me to laugh? PR Coach: I'm telling you, the kids will eat it up! You'll be the most popular holiday figure of all time! Come on, let's hear it! Santa: (sarcastically) Ho, ho, ho. PR Coach: You know what? I can work with that. |
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