Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Macnult

alnilam posted:

Getting high on opium and accidentally solving the crime of who illegally made the opium, cutting off your supply

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Macnult

comparing comedic potential:

weed:
what’re you gonna say? “wee!” or something? you are a child

opium:
wayyyy funnier.
you’re saying “pee” every time you mention it.
“oh.. pee? um...”
always knocks ‘em dead in the opium den lol hey mark did you get that i just said it again haha wake up my man i just said the pee joke i said wake up dude

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply