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thinking about how long the noodle is if i spend all 11k on just one
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Dec 7, 2019 03:08
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nut posted:thinking about how long the noodle is if i spend all 11k on just one a shipping/receiving guy at the noodle factory just has a heart attack
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Dec 7, 2019 03:25
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nut posted:thinking about how long the noodle is if i spend all 11k on just one Meanwhile I am thinking what sort of ingredients would go into the smallest possible 11k noodle or bowl of noodles |
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Dec 7, 2019 03:37
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nut posted:thinking about how long the noodle is if i spend all 11k on just one and thanks to the big-noodle nanny state we'll never find out. |
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Dec 7, 2019 03:48
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*shouting in a megaphone outside noodles hq* "what do we want" crowd: "big noodle" "hold on" *i unscrew the megaphone's mouth piece and pour noodles into the big end, gulping them madly* |
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Dec 7, 2019 03:52
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Dec 7, 2019 04:05
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slurping an entire lifetime away
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Dec 7, 2019 04:05
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this isn't thick enuf for me. refund plz
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Dec 7, 2019 04:18
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10,999 noodles in the bowl, 10,999 noodles are there- slurp one down and gulp it down, 10,998 noodles in the bowl
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Dec 7, 2019 04:22
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Heather Papps posted:a shipping/receiving guy at the noodle factory just has a heart attack transporting it without breaking it is the real tricky part |
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Dec 7, 2019 05:42
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*me sweeping my hand across a horizon of wheat fields* someday my boy, this will all be one noodle |
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Dec 7, 2019 05:54
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Heather Papps posted:a shipping/receiving guy at the noodle factory just has a heart attack |
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Dec 7, 2019 06:35
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This sounds like an excuse for all yobbers to meet at the noodles place to see if we can collectively eat $11k worth of noodles. |
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Dec 7, 2019 09:54
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Dec 7, 2019 16:10
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7pm: hey baby glad you could meet me here at noodles & company get anything you like no limits carb up bc i'm expecting that after exactly 11k $ of noodles you'll be ready to throw down like a real freak 8pm: WhAt ThE gently caress U MeAN "theres a 10k limit"? |
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Dec 7, 2019 16:14
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*angrily tearing up an $11,000 bill @ the n&c*
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Dec 7, 2019 16:19
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me on the way to le noodles and company:  noodles & co when i get there: 
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Dec 7, 2019 16:25
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Why would anyone need that many god drat noodles?
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Dec 7, 2019 16:57
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Adding $11k to my car's value by filling it with the appropriate amount of noodles
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Dec 7, 2019 16:58
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alnilam posted:Why would anyone need that many god drat noodles? hunger
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Dec 7, 2019 16:59
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I'm just glad Lady and the Tramp found a way to make their long distance relationship work. |
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Dec 7, 2019 17:19
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google THIS posted:I'm just glad Lady and the Tramp found a way to make their long distance relationship work. 
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Dec 7, 2019 17:28
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google THIS posted:I'm just glad Lady and the Tramp found a way to make their long distance relationship work. lol |
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Dec 7, 2019 17:31
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Tramp: oh darling, how long until we see each other again? Lady: *glances at the measured markings on the noodle and briefly calculating in her head* if we keep this pace up, just another 5 weeks
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Dec 7, 2019 17:32
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google THIS posted:I'm just glad Lady and the Tramp found a way to make their long distance relationship work.  Took me a minute... |
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Dec 7, 2019 17:34
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google THIS posted:I'm just glad Lady and the Tramp found a way to make their long distance relationship work.
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Dec 7, 2019 18:59
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the neighbour's walking by, admiring my linguini lawn, standing in awe i sidle up and whisper, "between you and me? it's actually fake"
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Dec 7, 2019 19:00
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alnilam posted:Adding $11k to my car's value by filling it with the appropriate amount of noodles tyhe god drat noodlecar ---------------- |
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Dec 7, 2019 19:08
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Heather Papps posted:hunger ---------------- |
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Dec 7, 2019 19:08
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Send noods |
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Dec 7, 2019 19:29
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google THIS posted:I'm just glad Lady and the Tramp found a way to make their long distance relationship work. lol |
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Dec 7, 2019 19:44
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CaptainPsyko posted:Send noods im so al dente rite now
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Dec 7, 2019 20:02
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google THIS posted:transporting it without breaking it is the real tricky part we need a national system of pneumatic tubes to transport the noodle via the only correct method: suction
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Dec 7, 2019 20:32
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[in a very elon musk voice]: I call it . . . the hypernood
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Dec 7, 2019 20:32
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google THIS posted:I'm just glad Lady and the Tramp found a way to make their long distance relationship work. I love you
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Dec 7, 2019 20:37
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roomforthetuna posted:The mailman starts delivering it through your mailbox while the other end hasn't even started being made in the factory yet. cda posted:me on the way to le noodles and company: alnilam posted:Adding $11k to my car's value by filling it with the appropriate amount of noodles google THIS posted:I'm just glad Lady and the Tramp found a way to make their long distance relationship work. Heather Papps posted:im so al dente rite now you're all beautiful
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Dec 7, 2019 22:15
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FluffieDuckie posted:you're all beautiful not as lovely as angel hair pasta!!!!
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Dec 7, 2019 22:23
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The One Noodle Universe Theory All noodles in the universe are projections of the same noodle, and it is valued at exactly $10,000.01 |
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Dec 7, 2019 23:31
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me : "hi I'd like 10k worth of noodles please" N&C : "certainly sir, here are your noodles" me : "great thanks" *comes back a few moments later wearing a fake mustache* me (nervously) : "um hi, 1k worth of noodles please" N&C: "nice try sir"
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