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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
:siren::siren: IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!:siren::siren:

It's been five years since I dared to begin this tradition, and some of you have been here for most and even all of them.

Some of you have not.

If you have lurked on BYOB and have been entertained by our unique brand of anarchy and silliness in the past FIVE YEARS but were afraid to post,

:nice::justpost:THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHINE! :justpost::nice:

What better time to make your f i r s t p o s t than right here, for the traditional, annual and VERY BYOB Holiday Card!

Q: -Hey Splatmaster Pot Smoke Phoenix, what is this and why is your name different?

A: This is the annual BYOB Good Will and Holiday Cheer Bus that goes on a ride to other Something Awful forums such as GBS, Goons in Platoons, Pet Island, CSPAM, and any others that you might have suggestions for the BYOB Party Bus to make stops at!

My name is different because while you weren't looking, BYOB was burned to the ground and I arose from the ashes, cementing the fact that BYOB (and this Holiday tradition) would live on.

Q: Why don't you say "Merry Christmas"?

A: While I myself self identify as a Christian, Ancestry.com lists me as 53%European Jewish, and I don't want to offend my Jewish heritage which may conflict with my Christian beliefs. If I don't want to offend myself, it stands to reason I shouldn't offend anyone else who may self identify as Jewish, so it also stands to reason I should extend that same courtesy to Muslims, Buddhists, Confuscists, and any other "non-Christian" group during this Holiday season and call it a "Holiday card". Honestly, I just don't want to offend anyone- all are welcome!



Anyone who posts in this thread -->>with an affirmative to be included<<-- (I don't want there to be any misunderstandings so what I mean is, just say you want to be in so I don't mistake your response for anything other than "yes", thank you for your understanding!) on the BYOB Holiday Party Bus, will be included!

IT'S THAT SIMPLE!

Do you have pets? Do you want them included to on a joy ride to other forums where we will share good will and holiday cheer, seasons greetings and all the other positivity that BYOB is historically known to be a wellspring of?

INCLUDE PICS OF YOUR PETS, TOO!!!!11ONE!!

Past examples of BYOB cards:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754815

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3801011&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843643

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3876896

See you soon!

:love::love::love:

-PSP

:)

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nut

i am here

i bring cheer

Heather Papps

hello friend


i'm screaming, running around in circles



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Goons Are Gifts

One day, maybe today, I will do it.

I will do my first post in byob, the chill forum


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


I would love to share the chill and cheer this year!

Maybe we can visit DIY because those folks are all screwed up and stiff as a board? It's pretty shocking how wired and amped up they are and maybe they need some holiday chill.


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


death sext


I am here to spread fatally sexy wintertime cheer

as the druids once did


alnilam

Get in the card :tfrxmas:



ty manifisto

Snowy

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I could use some cheer too if possible


death sext


Snowy posted:

I could use some cheer too if possible




:eyepop:


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Yes. Count me in. :blastu:

Goons Are Gifts

drat I hope we can get everyone in, but it's okay, I'll cuddle with you all if need be

I'll take a front seat alright


Crypto Cobain

by Reene
I'm on board for this!

FluffieDuckie

Put me in coach!

EDIT:

if you want pets, please include my old dog Maggie. She's in my heart every day.

FluffieDuckie fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Dec 7, 2019


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

i would be so in, if i only had an av

alas


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

owlhawk911 posted:

i would be so in, if i only had an av

alas

Merry Christmas!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

it's a christmas miracle! what a guy, thanks friend :)


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

owlhawk911 posted:

it's a christmas miracle! what a guy, thanks friend :)

:hfive:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Manifisto


to be not in the card, would be psychologically hard

(better than the old days: "be not in the card, get feathered and tarred")


ty nesamdoom!

Escape From Noise

Happy neurotic Jewish winter holiday!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Put me in the card!!!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
pls use my likeness in this yuletide endeavor

City of Glompton

hello i would like to be on the card! thank you


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Heather Papps

hello friend


City of Glompton posted:

hello i would like to be on the card! thank you



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

death sext


Snowy posted:

I could use some cheer too if possible




ok fr this is an excellent cat what is this cats name?

FluffieDuckie posted:

Put me in coach!

EDIT:

if you want pets, please include my old dog Maggie. She's in my heart every day.



Excellent

Uh I got two cats can they both be in the card?







One of the cats is twice I couldn't decide which picture


Goons Are Gifts


lol


Robot Made of Meat

I would very much like to be in the card again!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I would very much like to be in the card again!

:peanut:

death sext posted:









One of the cats is twice I couldn't decide which picture

death sext posted:

I am here to spread fatally sexy wintertime cheer

as the druids once did

:peanut:

City of Glompton posted:

hello i would like to be on the card! thank you

No, thank YOU!

prepuce repurposed posted:

pls use my likeness in this yuletide endeavor

Okie dokee!

hamjobs posted:

Put me in the card!!!

Alright, I will!

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Happy neurotic Jewish winter holiday!


Manifisto posted:

to be not in the card, would be psychologically hard

(better than the old days: "be not in the card, get feathered and tarred")
:getin: the card, it's not that hard!

owlhawk911 posted:

i would be so in, if i only had an av

alas
:)

FluffieDuckie posted:

Put me in coach!

EDIT:

if you want pets, please include my old dog Maggie. She's in my heart every day.



Alright, and will do!

Fleetwood Crack posted:

I'm on board for this!

Yay! :dance:

Barking Gecko posted:

Yes. Count me in. :blastu:

Counted in!

Snowy posted:

I could use some cheer too if possible




If it's cheer you want, I got it in buckets!

alnilam posted:

Get in the card :tfrxmas:

:)

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I would love to share the chill and cheer this year!

Maybe we can visit DIY because those folks are all screwed up and stiff as a board? It's pretty shocking how wired and amped up they are and maybe they need some holiday chill.

Ok, will add DIY to the list of recipients!

Goons Are Great posted:

One day, maybe today, I will do it.

I will do my first post in byob, the chill forum

nut posted:

i am here

i bring cheer

:dance:

Heather Papps posted:

i'm screaming, running around in circles

:getin:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
i wouldn't mind being put in the card if there's still room



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

magic cactus posted:

i wouldn't mind being put in the card if there's still room

There's plenty of room!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

ziggy is FULL of holiday cheer and would love nothing more than to help spread it about the forums!!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

ziggy is FULL of holiday cheer and would love nothing more than to help spread it about the forums!!



Welcome aboard DFKG, and Ziggy!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


So let me get this straight, I just say I'm in and post a picture of my cat and pot smoke will do so magic, or is there something else I need to do?



sig by owlhawk911

Manifisto


pixaal posted:

So let me get this straight, I just say I'm in and post a picture of my cat and pot smoke will do so magic, or is there something else I need to do?

friend, you need to be posting more pictures of your cat

always

abcp (always be cat posting)

but no, there's nothing more you need to do for the holiday card


ty nesamdoom!

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

pixaal posted:

So let me get this straight, I just say I'm in and post a picture of my cat and pot smoke will do so magic, or is there something else I need to do?

well, you have to have the holiday spirit! without your belief in the magic of the holidays the card will never make it to all the way over to those other forums we have here on this big ol' website!

also like manifesto said—more cat pictures never hurt

Goons Are Gifts

Can I bring, like, a ton of ants? They don't take much space in general, but they might actually take a lot of space


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Goons Are Great posted:

Can I bring, like, a ton of ants? They don't take much space in general, but they might actually take a lot of space

Only so long as you provide names for them all so we know their names

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Goons Are Great posted:

Can I bring, like, a ton of ants? They don't take much space in general, but they might actually take a lot of space

Is this a literal ton? If so with, or without sand?



sig by owlhawk911

alnilam

pixaal posted:

So let me get this straight, I just say I'm in and post a picture of my cat and pot smoke will do so magic, or is there something else I need to do?

optionally you can follow the links to the cards when they are posted and follow up saying hi to our neighbors in other fora

Goons Are Gifts

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Only so long as you provide names for them all so we know their names

I can give you that, but I hope you don't test me on that afterwards, because these guys are fast and efficient at everything, including confusing me


pixaal posted:

Is this a literal ton? If so with, or without sand?

yes!


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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

alnilam posted:

optionally you can follow the links to the cards when they are posted and follow up saying hi to our neighbors in other fora

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

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