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i haven't hit mine in a year, which is definitely a sign of a healthy and predictable workload unless my okrs were "chat on irc" and "gently caress around with rust" post your interesting work stuff, i guess. mine first: setting up a bunch of SAST and DAST tools for evaluation, and expecting them to be mostly useless with our weird microservice stack. spoiler: all of them expect http methods, xml, or json as the IO and when you deviate from that, poo poo breaks in boring ways
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we only have department level okrs and i dont know what they were 
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pram posted:we only have department level okrs and i dont know what they were Sounds like management needs to work on your alignment!
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My bosses don't tell me what my KPIs are (and certainly don't make the actionable data-set accessible to and auditable by me in real-time) meaning that the concept of "KPI" is just an excuse for them to do whatever they were going to do anyways?
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im lookin at the OKRs for the first time since the beginning of th equarter. don't remember what the words were intended to mean and we didn't write down any acceptance criteria or anything. guess its time for the team's all hands meeting where two people spend 10m talking about each KR and then either giving it a 0.8 or taking an AI to figure out what it meant (the ai will never be followed up on).
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OH-KRRRRRR
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ciso sent out an email said we were crushing it so i guess
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at my last place every quarter we changed system and so never used the okrs set at the start of the quarter
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okr boomr
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my bosses love me. we met on okrcupid
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whats an okr?
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The Management posted:whats an okr? a tool to increase alignment between your life and business needs.
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to be clear it is you that is meant to change, not the business
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what if I just shipped products by fixing the software until it works? is that good?
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google does it, so it is good and useful
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The Management posted:what if I just shipped products by fixing the software until it works? is that good? only if you can quantify good and accurately predict what youll be working on a year in advance.
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Dec 8, 2019 19:08
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The Management posted:whats an okr?
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pointsofdata posted:a tool to increase alignment between your life and business needs. increase the alignment between deez nuts
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Reviewing the quarter I don't remember making the okr "Look good naked", but that's absolutely the kind of poo poo I'd write.
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The Management posted:what if I just shipped products by fixing the software until it works? is that good?
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i failed one of my kpis this year by day 2 of the kpi year. feels good man.
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oh ho you kept your head down and "contributed" on a """team"""? steve jobs wrote osx 10 all by himself and saved the company, come back when you have that kind of accomplishment
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Gazpacho posted:no man you've gotta think up some kind of system that the company may or may not need and convince your boss to pay you build the whole thing personally & also open source it what if I take this thing that works and replace it with a needlessly complex domain specific language?
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The Management posted:what if I take this thing that works and replace it with a needlessly complex domain specific language? what if the thing that works is a needlessly complex dsl in the first place??
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we do mbos and they're really reasonable to the point that if you're not hitting them it probably means you're gonna be fired
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The Management posted:what if I take this thing that works and replace it with a needlessly complex domain specific language? it depends. does a company literally 200x your size do it? if so, that means it's good!
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PIZZA.BAT posted:we do mbos and they're really reasonable to the point that if you're not hitting them it probably means you're gonna be fired whats an mbo
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fart simpson posted:whats an mbo masters in business okrs
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poty posted:masters in business okrs thanks!
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our OKRs are to make sure our non-existent SLOs aren't violated by adverse events which impact our poorly defined and statistically shady SLIs 
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theadder posted:
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fart simpson posted:whats an mbo managed business objective
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met my goals but the bonus is non existent due to a downturn in the industry and two freak accidents. mixing company wide accident rates into bonus schemes is a loving scam.
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thats nice and all, but I really just need to know how much I need to reduce headcount in 2020 to get my bonus
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Media Bloodbath posted:bonus schemes is a loving scam.
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are OKRs good or bad our VP of engineering bought everybody in the department a copy of "Measure What Matters: OKRs: The Simple Idea that Drives 10x Growth", and then nothing happened and now it's a year later did we dodge a bullet there?
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whenever management fails to implement their ideas its good
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also my targets are always made with the utmost adherence to measurability at the beginning of the year, whereafter they get rearranged every month and there is no connection between my performance, my targets and the bonus I get. in short: lomarf
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Poopernickel posted:are OKRs good or bad sort of like agile when it's done correctly it can be good but everyone decides to do it their own way and eventually regress to what they were already doing but just calling it something new
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Poopernickel posted:are OKRs good or bad it depends if there's a clear way that they'll be acknowledged and rewarded, or worked on should they come up short, absolutely. the process needs to allow for some flex. if it's just "YOU MUST EXCEED THE GOALS YOU SET, OR SET DIFFICULT GOALS TO PUSH YOURSELF" and you get chewed out, then it's hosed up i believe in general it will be used in the latter case and thus cannot be trusted. but it can be useful if implemented correctly
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