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Most, if not all of us, went to some form of school or another at some point in our lives. Whether you went to public or private (public or state), were home schooled, or were on the mean streets in the school or hard knocks, your teacher probably told you one of these many lies. Not because they were bad people (although they probably were, liars are bad people. Look it up.) but because it's become so ingrained in our school systems that it's hard to get rid of! Here are a few: LIE: The nation of The United States of America was founded in 1783 by mostly British settlers who separated from the UK after fighting a war of independence. FACT: The "United States of America" is actually the worlds largest AARG created in a joint effort between Steve Jobs and Elon Musk to get us to buy add ons in the form of amusing but ultimately useless gadget as part of the game's freemium business model. LIE: Australia is the world's smallest continent. FACT: Australia is the world's largest and longest running prison experiment. LIE: America never had a king. FACT: While George Washington refused the title of king causing the US to go for almost two centuries without one, eventually the US crowned Elvis "The King" Presley. A title he retains even in death. LIE: Nobody knows how the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids. FACT: All Egyptians know. They just refuse to tell anyone. What lies did your teachers tell you? Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Dec 8, 2019 |
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Lie: You will need to know this *makes vague math gestures* Fact: Not if I'm an art major, binches. Lie: You wont always have your calculator with you Fact: I keep that same calculator with the ninja turtles sticker in my purse out of sheer spite.
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Dec 8, 2019 19:38
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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lie: horses and dogs are different types of animals fact: dogs are just baby horses |
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Dec 8, 2019 19:41
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*wiping off hands* Blood really isn't that much thicker than water... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 8, 2019 19:55
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me: *nervously placing my paint spider art where i blob the paint on and chase it with a straw while blowing through it on mrs. anderson's desk* mrs. anderson: *grabs me by the sides of my face* WTC 7 was all just part of the crash
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Dec 8, 2019 21:12
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nut posted:me: *nervously placing my paint spider art where i blob the paint on and chase it with a straw while blowing through it on mrs. anderson's desk*
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Dec 9, 2019 02:39
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Lie: Hard work pays off Truth: You need to get lucky too |
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Dec 9, 2019 03:21
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Lie: The American Civil War was caused by slavery. Truth: Correlation does not equal causation. It is equally likely that slavery was caused by the American Civil War. |
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Dec 9, 2019 03:42
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The popular myth is that at the time of Christopher Columbus's voyage almost everyone believed that the earth was flat when in fact everyone knew it was a globe but kept acting like it was flat around Columbus as part of an elaborate prank.
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Dec 9, 2019 04:07
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Lie: Christopher Columbus discovered America. Truth: It was actually British DJ Jeff Dexter. |
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Dec 9, 2019 04:48
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Lie: Gravity is a law. Fact: It's more of a formal suggestion. |
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Dec 9, 2019 05:30
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Lie: Gravity is a law. Most physics cops won't even bother to pull you over if you're doing less than 5 mph over terminal velocity. |
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Dec 9, 2019 15:03
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Lie: You can be anything you want Truth: as long as it's serving fries. |
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Dec 9, 2019 15:27
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This is going on your PERMANENT. RECORD.
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Dec 9, 2019 17:08
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nut posted:me: *nervously placing my paint spider art where i blob the paint on and chase it with a straw while blowing through it on mrs. anderson's desk* want to post itt but can't get on this guy's level. my teacher always said i could be a chill poster when i grew up, so much for that i guess
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Dec 9, 2019 17:19
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"you aren't smarter then me"
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Dec 9, 2019 18:51
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cats arnet girl dogs and nurses aren't girl doctors
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Dec 9, 2019 19:56
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math teacher: let me tell you about a very special number called "pi." basically it means that whatever you say about it is wrong. so, can anybody tell me what kind of number pi is? me: it's a tr-- teacher: wrong me: you can calc-- teacher: wrong me: actul-- teacher: wrong teacher: you don't get it. the definition of pi is "you, specifically, are wrong."
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Dec 9, 2019 21:11
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lie: the tongue has individual receptors for sweet, sour, salty, bitter, umami, and ranch truth: there are actually receptors for sweet, sour, salty, bitter, umami, ranch, cool ranch, and nacho cheese
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Dec 9, 2019 21:17
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lie: posting on the internet is not a proper occupation |
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Dec 9, 2019 22:23
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lie: while marijuana, or "weed", might seem cool and rebellious, it can cause serious physical and mental harm truth: weed is not cool anymore |
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Dec 9, 2019 22:25
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lie: WAKE UP SHEEPLE! truth: sheeple need at least eight hours sleep to be happy and productive; a sleep deficit can lead to serious mental health issues
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Dec 9, 2019 22:53
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Manifisto posted:lie: the tongue has individual receptors for sweet, sour, salty, bitter, umami, and ranch the fact that human beings have taste receptors for both ranch and cool ranch is the best evidence i have seen for the existence of an intelligent designer
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Dec 9, 2019 23:03
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you won't be happy if you don't get a university degree
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Dec 9, 2019 23:08
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Turns out you actually can have pudding without eating your meat. |
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Dec 9, 2019 23:28
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google THIS posted:Turns out you actually can have pudding without beating your meat.
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Dec 10, 2019 00:58
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Lie: Washington DC is not a state. Fact: Washington DC is a state of mind. |
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Dec 10, 2019 05:03
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Portuguese is just fancy Spanish. |
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Dec 10, 2019 06:02
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lie: dont eat the eraser its bad for you truth: the white ones strengthen your bones. the pink is good for blood
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Dec 10, 2019 08:02
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lie don't touch the fire hydrants because dogs pee on them truth piss is sterile and dogs are cleaner than most humans anyways
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Dec 10, 2019 08:20
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you can be racist ironically
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Dec 11, 2019 04:26
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Hello, friend. Welcome to BYOB & chat |
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Dec 11, 2019 05:28
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(Not teacher, mama. She was a teacher though) Lie: there is a massive spider with hundreds of babies living in the (for lack of a better description) carpet blinds going out to the balcony. Truth: don't lock us out on the fourth floor balcony again while you climb up on the counter and eat sugar directly out of the bowl while staring at us and laughing. The neighbors were amused, we were not. Proud maybe, but not amused. |
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Dec 11, 2019 07:31
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:lie don't touch the fire hydrants because dogs pee on them So your teacher was right in this case. |
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Dec 11, 2019 07:51
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Fleetwood Crack posted:Piss is actually not sterile once it has been expelled from the body. It's only sterile inside the bladder. The moment in passes through the urinary tract it is exposed to all sorts of nasty poo poo. Listen. It is sterile & I like the taste! |
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Dec 11, 2019 07:52
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Listen. It is sterile & I like the taste! |
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Dec 11, 2019 07:53
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Lie: History is more than a bunch of names and dates. Truth: history is more than a bunch of names and dates. |
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Dec 12, 2019 02:58
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lie: you can do anything you want to truth: while social mobility is a thing most places, you’re still going to be limited by your socioeconomic status. school and academic achievements are very much linked to your parents background and education, and whether or not you can land higher positions will come down to your family’s and your personal network. it is certainly doable without that, but those rich kids have a pretty big headstart in life, and it’ll come down to pure luck and chance, and you’ll have to work at least twice as hard |
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Dec 17, 2019 23:39
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owlhawk911 posted:want to post itt but can't get on this guy's level. my teacher always said i could be a chill poster when i grew up, so much for that i guess the truth will set u free
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Lie: Gravity is a law. "299,792,458 metres per second isn't just a good idea, it's the Law!" |
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