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pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

corn on the cop posted:

this game's gonna take 4 hours

At the rate it's going, I think 4 hours is optimistic

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Tayter Swift posted:

im sorry are we reviewing whether it's a turnover on downs or a turnover via fumble

This matters to degenerate gamblers and fantasy dorks somewhere.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


eli is handing the ball off like a pro

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:flag: gently caress

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Hah, that hole was way too good to be true

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


2 holds at least in that shot

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Shinji2015 posted:

Hah, that hole was way too good to be true

:wink:

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Shinji2015 posted:

Hah, that hole was way too good to be true

a hole-ding, if you will

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Eli Manning 350 Yards 3 TDs and the Win.

Quote this at the end of the game and laugh at or congratulate my amazing prediction.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
2nd-and-long, checkdown to the flat

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


go for it

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


corn on the cop posted:

3nd-and-long, checkdown to the flat

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
think we can get the coveted 4-0 Scoragami tonight?

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Tayter Swift posted:

a hole-ding, if you will

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Tayter Swift posted:

think we can get the coveted 4-0 Scoragami tonight?
6-1

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Tayter Swift posted:

think we can get the coveted 4-0 Scoragami tonight?

There's no way a game this bad could have a score that interesting.

This game screams 16-7.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

corn on the cop posted:

2nd-and-long, checkdown to the flat

The first play I saw when I turned it on was eli overthrowing the check down. That's how I knew this game would be good

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Kalli posted:

There's no way a game this bad could have a score that interesting.

This game screams 16-7.

ah, an optimist

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Bring back Victor Cruz, Hakeem Nicks, Steve Smith the Lesser, Jake “Holy gently caress This Man is Slow” Ballard, Amani Toomer, and all the rest for Eli’s last hurrah.

‘Cept Tiki. gently caress Tiki.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

fartknocker posted:

‘Cept Tiki. gently caress Tiki.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



This game needs a safety.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Mr. Nice! posted:

This game needs a safety.

Even that's too good.

0-0

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


this seems like a game with a blocked kick that gets returned but then fumbled therefore giving the kicking team possession back

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
It's a good think I'm working while I'm watching the game, because even as a Giants fan I can't imagine just sitting and watching this game without anything else to do.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



shyduck posted:

this seems like a game with a blocked kick that gets returned but then fumbled therefore giving the kicking team possession back

6 minute review trying to determine whether to spot the ball on the 35 or 37 to setup 3rd and long.

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Tayter Swift posted:

think we can get the coveted 4-0 Scoragami tonight?

this game deserves a 2-2 tie

but that would prevent a 6-10 cowboys team from getting into the playoffs, so a 3-2 giants victory

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Athanatos posted:

Eli Manning 350 Yards 3 TDs and the Win.

Quote this at the end of the game and laugh at or congratulate my amazing prediction.

I'll agree with this but only if we change the touchdowns to picks.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
not that it's without good reason but this might be the quietest ive heard a game between these two

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Who's brain is more broken, booger or aikman

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





This drive will end in a touchdown in about 7 hours.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Stop reading my fanfics!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


corn on the cop posted:

not that it's without good reason but this might be the quietest ive heard a game between these two
good amount of empty seats apparently

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

corn on the cop posted:

not that it's without good reason but this might be the quietest ive heard a game between these two

I didn't even notice until the crowd seemingly exploded for a first down.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

corn on the cop posted:

not that it's without good reason but this might be the quietest ive heard a game between these two

That dude on coke is trying his best, or is dead of a heart attack in that bathroom.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
wentz to ground

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


great throw!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

really queer Christmas posted:

Who's brain is more broken, booger or aikman

Aikman got 8 billion concussions and has spent 20 years at Fox. Booger is just stupid and chooses to go by the name Booger.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

corn on the cop posted:

wentz to ground

That's been his favorite receiver of late

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

this game is awful

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


these commercial transitions built around hyping eli are only going to get funnier as the game goes on

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