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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
This is a nice funeral and everything but frankly I feel as if I'm a bit overdressed.

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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Do you mean a Polo brand pique tennis shirt or an actual polo shirt with a button down collar

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I don't even own a horse!

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
*pops collar*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

JK Fresco posted:

Do you mean a Polo brand pique tennis shirt or an actual polo shirt with a button down collar

Button collar.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
*upon being told that I will be knighted by the queen herself for my contributions to comedy*

Should I wear the salmon colored polo or the teal polo?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003


*puts collared sweater on over polo and pops that collar as well*

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Both. Wear the teal under the salmon, and be sure to pop that collar.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I'm wearing my water polo outfit, aka skimpy speedo

It's a navy funeral

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

my dog died im sad posted:

Both. Wear the teal under the salmon, and be sure to pop that collar.

I put my collared sweater on over my salmon and teal shirts, and reach for the collar to attempt the TRIPLE POP.

My hands start to shake.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

hello I wear polo shirts because I am fat

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
*Emerges from a literal fog of Chaps brand cologne atop a Hobby Horse, erratically swinging a hammer*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Why yes, I am a small business owner. How'd you know?

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

"Welcome to Best Buy. Kill me."

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
*emerges from ocean wearing dry suit and scuba gear*

*slowly unzips*

Fantastic! Not a single wrinkle in my Polo shirt.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Turns out faking a hickey with a belt sander is a very exact science

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Icochet posted:

Turns out faking a hickey with a belt sander is a very exact science

This is what the dremel tool is for, silly.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Icochet posted:

Turns out faking a hickey with a belt sander is a very exact science

that's because you are supposed to use a vacuum idiot.

*pops collar*

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Literally A Person posted:

*upon being told that I will be knighted by the queen herself for my contributions to comedy*

Should I wear the salmon colored polo or the teal polo?

Salmon color is for shorts, brah. Do you even Nantucket Casual?!

Seriously though, polos are perfectly fine as long as you aren't fat, you don't buy fat guy polos (boxy, pique cloth or golf polos), and you don't pop the collar like a dilz.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I keep it on the DL with a PL.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Lives in New England
Inherited lots of daddy money
Visits Newport RI, and Marthas Vinyard frequently
Goes Sailing
Golfs
Smokes Cigars on boats
Owns a big rear end house
Took adderal in college
Was a hazel white skin tone going on to a flakey white pastry hue these days

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Loden Taylor posted:

I put my collared sweater on over my salmon and teal shirts, and reach for the collar to attempt the TRIPLE POP.

My hands start to shake.

You have achieved Nirvana. Here's your complementary Michelob Ultra.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Salmon color is for shorts, brah. Do you even Nantucket Casual?!

Seriously though, polos are perfectly fine as long as you aren't fat, you don't buy fat guy polos (boxy, pique cloth or golf polos), and you don't pop the collar like a dilz.

:frogout:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
*accidentally gets handed a tiki torch by a chud*

poo poo, knew I shouldn't have worn this with cargo shorts.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

*wears a Hawaiian shirt*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
MOM I NEED MY GOLDENROD POLO SHIRT I HAVE A HATE MARCH TO GO TO AND IF I DON'T HAVE MY POLO SHIRT THE OTHER WHITE SUPREMACISTS WILL MAKE FUN OF ME!!!!!

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
*wears boat shoes while entirely unencumbered by social anxiety or self-doubt*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
*is a venture capitalist*

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'm wearing a polo shirt right now, it is a fake one though my ex girlfriend would always get me a ton of sweet knockoff polos and sunglasses whenever she went back to the Philippines which ruled wore a pair of "Ray bans" on the drive to work today

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

post the quadruple polo collar pop guy

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



NO

NOT EVEN IN AN ITT

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

post the quadruple polo collar pop guy

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

thank u

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Thank yourself

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

poo poo i got chowda all over my boat shoes, i can't be seen in martha's vineyard like this

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

No one in Colorado seems to wear polo shirts. I had to confirm with a friend back east that people are indeed still wearing them, as I had just assumed they fell out of fashion. The funny part is even though they only seem to be remotely flattering for people that are in really good shape, they are most often worn by fat old dudes.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

this dude pull:chill ratio is like 10000000:1

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
*Is required by employers dress code to wear a collared shirt*
*Wears polo shirt under hoodie*

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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Collar popped, buttoned to the top, got my Vamp up

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