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Gumdrop Larry: Jul 30, 2006

Everything was the product of incredibly incompetent and not-creative people trying as hard and aggressively as they possibly could to be unique and subversive and therein lies the beauty of it all.

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veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

Now that it�s sold for like, 20 times the price that any sane person would have thought, I hope the op gives my man Bernie at least a grand of it.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 17:18

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

CPL593H posted:

-The copy of the Man Who Fell to Earth that I bought from Aatrek before everyone found out he's a chomo

quote:

What is a Chomo?
Chommo is a region in EarthBound. It is home to the Scaraba, Dalaam, and Deep Darkness regions. Chommo is only mentioned by name in the instruction booklet for the Japanese version of EarthBound, Mother 2. By its appearance in the EarthBound Player's Guide, the region appears to be based on Africa and Asia

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# ? Dec 18, 2019 17:22

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

blatman posted:

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Child molester. He molested a child.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 17:24

FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

Ok I found my archive.

I present The Zybourne Clock Collection, 234 images I saved around 2008-2010 that are original concept work, fanart, and parodies. Some might have been posted here already but I'm sure there's lots more!
https://imgur.com/a/HPPZbDN

# ? Dec 18, 2019 17:32

cnut: May 3, 2016

gently caress SNEEP posted:

Ok I found my archive.

I present The Zybourne Clock Collection, 234 images I saved around 2008-2010 that are original concept work, fanart, and parodies. Some might have been posted here already but I'm sure there's lots more!
https://imgur.com/a/HPPZbDN

# ? Dec 18, 2019 17:46

Sten Freak: Sep 10, 2008; Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.; College Slice

gently caress SNEEP posted:

Ok I found my archive.

I present The Zybourne Clock Collection, 234 images I saved around 2008-2010 that are original concept work, fanart, and parodies. Some might have been posted here already but I'm sure there's lots more!
https://imgur.com/a/HPPZbDN

# ? Dec 18, 2019 17:48

Entorwellian: Jun 30, 2006; ~~Northern Flicker~~
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 17:50

cnut: May 3, 2016

lmao

https://i.imgur.com/X1ti5uf.jpg

# ? Dec 18, 2019 17:52

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

Cojawfee posted:

Child molester. He molested a child.

what a piece of poo poo, I was really hoping it was just a weird sex thing like furries not an evil sex thing

# ? Dec 18, 2019 18:09

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

Turpitude II posted:

https://twitter.com/Superwoman1950/status/1207319192418041862

seeing bbc post about this is lmao

# ? Dec 18, 2019 18:11

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

MrSpiffy posted:

I have come out of my cave of being an internet has-been to purchase this. I have the winning bid.

Roll your eyes all you want - I think this drawing is important.

I was there for the original thread, and the SA forums of that time period formed my dumbass sense of humor. That single piece of art, with the jaunty leg tilt, crotch bulge, and unorthodox card handling technique, has brought me more joy than just about any weird internet thing I've ever encountered. It's pure art - drawn by someone with genuine intent to contribute to a collaborative internet project, and like a fuckin herald of the cesspool internet to come, that project flamed out as internet strangers from around the world came together to dunk hard on it. It's one of the earliest examples of how a bunch of anonymous strangers with mixed intentions collaboratively created something far greater than the sum of its parts, and must be preserved.

This drawing and the ideas it inspired brought people together. It continues to do so. The artist claimed that dumb gently caress $150,000 banana taped to a wall is worth that much because of the "idea" of it. If so, then what is the endless fount of inspiration that this drawing represents worth?

Like the balls on the edge of the cliff, forever appearing and knocking the next one down, Johnny Five Aces will go on forever motherfuckers.

I eagerly anticipate receiving this, getting it properly framed, and lending it out to any art exhibits of internet ephemera that might happen to pop up.

gently caress yes, keeping in the Goondom.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 18:15

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Turpitude II posted:

https://twitter.com/Superwoman1950/status/1207319192418041862

Lmao the Beeb is reporting on freddie buying Zybourne Clock artwork

this poo poo is worldwide now homey

# ? Dec 18, 2019 18:27

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Which goon works for the BBC?

# ? Dec 18, 2019 18:37

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Honestly my favorite part is that the thumbnail is Johnny's face

it looks like a parody tweet where someone would put his face with some other news, except he is the news and it's real

# ? Dec 18, 2019 18:50

veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

It�s even a pretty lengthy write up lol.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 18:52

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Lmao BBC. Nice!!

# ? Dec 18, 2019 19:00

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress SNEEP posted:

Ok I found my archive.

I present The Zybourne Clock Collection, 234 images I saved around 2008-2010 that are original concept work, fanart, and parodies. Some might have been posted here already but I'm sure there's lots more!
https://imgur.com/a/HPPZbDN

Idk when or why Johnny's bulge got so huge but I'm all for it

# ? Dec 18, 2019 19:00

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cojawfee posted:

Which goon works for the BBC?

"brexit supporters in an absolute ROW over Lowtax's spinal column dubbed 'spexit'"

# ? Dec 18, 2019 19:01

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

also I'm super ignorant is the JFA artist posting itt

# ? Dec 18, 2019 19:21

Sasquatch!: Nov 18, 2000

https://twitter.com/fwong/status/1207133773071929345

(I know it was already posted, but it just cracks me the gently caress up that the Rocket Jump guy bought it.)

Sasquatch! fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Dec 18, 2019

# ? Dec 18, 2019 19:43

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Sasquatch! posted:

https://twitter.com/fwong/status/1207133773071929345

Welcum to da last 10 pages my dude

# ? Dec 18, 2019 19:50

Uncle Enzo: Apr 28, 2008; I always wanted to be a Wizard

Sasquatch! posted:

https://twitter.com/fwong/status/1207133773071929345

I'm glad it was a real purchase, and that it's going to someone who appreciates it.

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Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

lmao

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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Grand Fromage posted:

I'm amazed Zybourne Clock has made $5000 after all these years.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 20:12

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

It has now made more money than propably 90% of all games ever attempted.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 20:13

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Now send that money back in time to get the game made.

# ? Dec 18, 2019 20:15

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

if JFA OP had made a ZC kickstarter don't act like you wouldn't have contributed to its inevetible 6 income figure

speaking of which add :george:

to the SA museum

# ? Dec 18, 2019 20:18

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Well I wonder if we are going to get a Johnny Five ace's short YouTube film now?

# ? Dec 18, 2019 20:38

IAmThatIs: Nov 17, 2014; Wasteland Style

So is Freddie the most famous goon? Or at least admitted one?

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Macasaurus: Oct 12, 2012

Sten Freak posted:

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Congrats on bbc fame

# ? Dec 18, 2019 21:39

Friend: Aug 3, 2008

IAmThatIs posted:

So is Freddie the most famous goon? Or at least admitted one?

other than the one that died in benghazi, deadmau5, the one that was in that syrian prison, that guy who killed that lady in a submarine, probably some other murderers...

# ? Dec 18, 2019 22:00