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alnilam posted:As the cops drag me away Linus Torvalds pulls away in a tiny car laughing maniacally with dozens of burgers stacked in his passenger seat nut posted:"yeah hi i'd like a burger and, sorry if it's a bit of trouble, but inside the burger i'd like a bun, then tomato, onion, an extra patty, lettuce, sauc, and then another bun" then i wink to my super hot wife in the passenger seat she's really just an angel i thank god evryday that i got to meet someone's whose mental strength is only surpassed by her physical strength, this double burger hack will help maintain her daily protein allotments at half the cost Manifisto posted:me: I'd like two quarter pound burgs, two extra large fries, two large diet cokes, and a saywhatandtheentireorderisfree |
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Dec 12, 2019 00:10
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driving up to the drive through with a stack of burger king burgers and asking what the exchange rate is, distracting them while my burgerlar friend sneaks 200 patties up hiss rear end to get them through customs |
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Dec 12, 2019 00:41
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droppin down from the roof ethan hawke-style to steal the secret big mac sauce recipe |
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Dec 12, 2019 01:22
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*drives up to drive-thru intercom in Cybertruck and presses the ~hack drive thru~ button, deploying an android that has to crawl out of trunk comepletely mechanically like a human would but it not human its an android, im mean yeah i guess it could fold up like a transformer or something but screw that, you wanna be human YOU WANNA FEEL HUMAN? yeah your gonna have to crawl out of the trunk and hack the intercom like everybody else then, so anyways the android crawls out after i push the button and it hacks the drive-thru so i get access to recipe database and then i replace all the sauce recipes with one for like.... inter-dimentional sauce o.0*
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Dec 12, 2019 01:37
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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Dick Bastardly posted:*drives up to drive-thru intercom in Cybertruck and presses the ~hack drive thru~ button, deploying an android that has to crawl out of trunk comepletely mechanically like a human would but it not human its an android, im mean yeah i guess it could fold up like a transformer or something but screw that, you wanna be human YOU WANNA FEEL HUMAN? yeah your gonna have to crawl out of the trunk and hack the intercom like everybody else then, so anyways the android crawls out after i push the button and it hacks the drive-thru so i get access to recipe database and then i replace all the sauce recipes with one for like.... inter-dimentional sauce o.0* its not a robot it's an intern, which are cheaper to make, repair, and replace. his name is charlie and he lives on the rats around the neighborhood. hi charlie |
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Dec 12, 2019 02:04
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A year of planning and hours of meticulously timed console commands has worked. I press the button and the store manager's inbox downloads to my tablet. Excellent. It seems that some kind of fund transfer is arriving tonight from his uncle in Nigeria. It will be the work of a minute to send in a transfer fee from my own reserves and divert the cash. |
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Dec 12, 2019 03:27
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Jaguars! posted:A year of planning and hours of meticulously timed console commands has worked. I press the button and the store manager's inbox downloads to my tablet. Excellent. It seems that some kind of fund transfer is arriving tonight from his uncle in Nigeria. It will be the work of a minute to send in a transfer fee from my own reserves and divert the cash. you actually have to hack the uncle too and show him goatse and tubgirl a bunch by tricking him into thinking your sending scratched off $100 Amazon gift cards
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Dec 12, 2019 03:33
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to get the money unlocked*
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Dec 12, 2019 03:34
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cackling like a mad man after hacking the QR code on the side of my cup to make myself win the burg sweepstakes but in a twist of bitter irony the burgs themselves are hidden inside of a lootbox.
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Dec 12, 2019 03:39
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As we ransack the fifth lavish but tacky estate on the street and once again find no access codes or fast food data of any kind, I start to wonder if any of these are real McMansions at all. |
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Dec 12, 2019 04:27
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google THIS posted:As we ransack the fifth lavish but tacky estate on the street and once again find no access codes or fast food data of any kind, I start to wonder if any of these are real McMansions at all. lol
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Dec 12, 2019 05:02
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you can get three burgs on level two so you can max out by intentionally killing yourself |
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Dec 12, 2019 05:06
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oh but seriously I posted:you can get three burgs on level two so you can max out by intentionally killing yourself seems problematic... is the Resurrection Ship nearby?
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Dec 12, 2019 06:05
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Hack the Planet Hollywood |
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Dec 12, 2019 06:15
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Ocular reconstructive surgery/contact lenses to get through the retinal scan. The pain was indescribable but the sweet taste of the meat of the burger will make it all worth it.
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Dec 12, 2019 06:30
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google THIS posted:As we ransack the fifth lavish but tacky estate on the street and once again find no access codes or fast food data of any kind, I start to wonder if any of these are real McMansions at all. |
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Dec 12, 2019 07:28
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I clip one electrode to the bun and another electrode to the other bun. Soon, the secret recipe will be mine |
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Dec 12, 2019 11:11
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I know about the secret sauce, soon the secret burger will be mine. |
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Dec 12, 2019 11:13
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Taping my Amazon fire tablet to the ordering kiosk and laughing as everyone buys the stuff on my Amazon Christmas wishlist for me. |
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Dec 12, 2019 15:17
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ya hi i'll get a large fry and a side of burgers
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Dec 12, 2019 16:07
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alexandriao posted:I clip one electrode to the bun and another electrode to the other bun. Soon, the secret recipe will be mine King of Bees posted:Taping my Amazon fire tablet to the ordering kiosk and laughing as everyone buys the stuff on my Amazon Christmas wishlist for me.
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Dec 12, 2019 16:08
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I place my order and check my fake moustache and glasses in the mirror. I pull around. the cashier hands me the bag with my food and says, "hello again jean-baptiste! shall I put it on your tab, as usual?" "but of course" I reply, chuckling gallicly as I drive off with my prize
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Dec 12, 2019 16:23
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Manifisto posted:I place my order and check my fake moustache and glasses in the mirror. I pull around. the cashier hands me the bag with my food and says, "hello again jean-baptiste! shall I put it on your tab, as usual?" This but instead of a mustache I'm attempting to do the splits between two car bumpers while fighting back tears from my groin muscles tearing. But it's worth it. Thanks Jean Claude Van Damme! 
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Dec 12, 2019 16:27
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King of Bees posted:Taping my Amazon fire tablet to the ordering kiosk and laughing as everyone buys the stuff on my Amazon Christmas wishlist for me. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 12, 2019 16:33
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muttering the exact right string of 0s and 1s into the microphone that will allow me to rewrite portions of the restaraunts software to install smwvers1.0.smc & skip directly to the post bowser credits scene 
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Dec 12, 2019 17:59
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giving the secret hand signal to the drive thru cashier. my quest log updates and adds the location of the McRib vault to my map. |
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Dec 12, 2019 18:37
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"No, Billy! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's not what I meant by 'hack'!" I scream as my large son swings an axe into the intercom
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Dec 12, 2019 18:44
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Dec 12, 2019 18:50
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:"No, Billy! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's not what I meant by 'hack'!" I scream as my large son swings an axe into the intercom
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Dec 12, 2019 18:56
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Hey, what's the deal with drive-thurs anyways? its called a drive-thru, but really it should be called a drive-around, or even a drive-by. I guess i can see why they wouldn't want to call it a drive-BY, but look— its not like i'm driving my car THRU the entire dam nrestraunt! *the cars behind me start honking because im holding up the line* see, they're honking cuz they know!
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Dec 12, 2019 19:04
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Billy Joel's drive thru hack may have been a bit aggressive for some, but you have got to respect his commitment to the hack.
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Dec 12, 2019 19:11
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cda posted:Just found a new Zero-day: In-N-Out has a secret menu "Puts on fingerless leather gloves and drops shades over eyes* Let's do this. |
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Dec 12, 2019 19:41
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:Hey, what's the deal with drive-thurs anyways? its called a drive-thru, but really it should be called a drive-around, or even a drive-by. I guess i can see why they wouldn't want to call it a drive-BY, but look— its not like i'm driving my car THRU the entire dam nrestraunt! *the cars behind me start honking because im holding up the line* see, they're honking cuz they know! drive-around, more like reach-around, amirite? because you have to reach around your side view mirror in order to grab your food and beverage
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Dec 12, 2019 19:54
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*throws hacky sack as hard as possible at drive-thru* ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>_run rznv.exe_ *return* ByoB:\Users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>.................reticulating splines ByoB:\Users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>. ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>.. ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>... ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>.. ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>. ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>.................splines reticulated, requesting access to gatekeeper ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>. ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>.. ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>... ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>.. ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>. ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>.. ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>... ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>.. ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>. ByoB:\GATEKEEPER>......................................input passord: ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y>_KEYMASTER_ *return* ByoB:\GATEKEEPER\>checking assets...........checking assets.............authorization granted ByoB:\users\d1ckb4sTARD7y> _run orderH4PPYmea7.exe_ *return* *android climbs out of my trunk (not without struggling quite a bit mind you) and walks into the McBurgerZone fast "food" (soylent [green]) and orders me two Serotonin Stimpaks, one for each of us but ... it(they? the android) can't even use it because no blood but always buys one for itself despite not being programed to do so, very strange.... anyways, get your non-human rear end back into the trunk please and thank you* "Elon Mush what the gently caress have you done"
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Dec 12, 2019 20:04
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Just having an absolutely terrible coughing fit and hacking all over the food, customers, and staff until they have to throw everything out. Good thing I cleaned out the car.
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well, today's the day guys. if things go well then breakfast all day will no longer just be a dream for us. but if it goes poorly. . . please tell my wife i love her. just in case
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