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Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
If I can count on the boys for one thing, its constantly loving with the volume every single time i put on the pod.

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AxisofIdiocy
Mar 5, 2009

What do you mean this
isn't the ketchup?
sold my car and didnt tell them stav blew out a couple speakers

Law Cheetah
Mar 3, 2012

curried lamb of God posted:

I'm raped actor Michael Douglas

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this does not bode well for discussion of day laborer

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

Law Cheetah posted:

this does not bode well for discussion of day laborer

instead we can talk about wholesome bits, like booooooop hobbs

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

curried lamb of God posted:

I'm raped actor Michael Douglas

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Lol

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

I love the robert town podcast. adam johnson is such a sap. another person on the podcast is steven hildebrand.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
what was the name of the italian guy?

Law Cheetah
Mar 3, 2012
niggard


its not actually the word so you guys cant get mad at me lol

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XIII
Feb 11, 2009


I recently learned I've been misspelling renege

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

curried lamb of God posted:

I'm raped actor Michael Douglas

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am0pQx-dSpk

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Lmfao

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
The AWP is sick.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

is the thread still allowed to talk about being gay with your dad?

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Percelus posted:

is the thread still allowed to talk about being gay with your dad?

No, your dad sucks

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Junpei Hyde posted:

No, your dad sucks

Sucks on my little wiener yes

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

lol

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Scionix posted:

does anyone want to be my cell-mate in the totally voluntary attended appropriate jokes facility?

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could someone explain this one to me please

e: do NOT post the gunshot sound at me

Scionix fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Dec 14, 2019

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Junpei Hyde posted:

No, your dad sucks

thank you for protecting us from Harm

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Scionix posted:

could someone explain this one to me please

e: do NOT post the gunshot sound at me

SILENCE

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waQcjnm4REg

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
I didnt know you liked to get wet Legolas

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Scionix posted:

could someone explain this one to me please

e: do NOT post the gunshot sound at me

I assume you are referring to slurs and, well, slurs are not jokes. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.

lol this forum

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
the person in my group bought tickets to the podcast taping of Tuesday's with stories, rather than Mark Norman and joe lists stand-up lol

they both seemed sick and tired. it went off the rails with lots of audience participation, and them mentioning they're going bury this episode lol

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

bows1 posted:

I didnt know you liked to get wet Legolas

Sir Ian, just what's on the script, please.

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Breadallelogram posted:

I assume you are referring to slurs and, well, slurs are not jokes. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.

lol this forum

Slur just means an insulting word

Elevating other slurs to the level of racial slurs is actually a pretty offensive thing to do because it does things like de-emphasizes and undermines centuries of slavery or the holocaust to try and apply that level of taboo to other words that are now considered offensive today

Which is why you really shouldn't be mocking Italians, you guys

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Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Scionix posted:

could someone explain this one to me please

e: do NOT post the gunshot sound at me

buy your own drat fries

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
You down with HIV? (Yeah you know me!)
You down with HIV? (Yeah you know me!)
You down with HIV? (Yeah you know me!)
Who's down with HIV? (Every last homie!)

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
What did you call me Howard? Oh my god Howard. Please end it with a soft A Howard. Please just let it end with a soft A.

terrorist ambulance
Nov 5, 2009
stav was so delighted with nick beeping adam

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


I sucked my dick and hosed my
I sucked my dick and hosed my
I sucked my dick and hosed my... rear end
SO WOE IS ME

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Scionix posted:

could someone explain this one to me please

e: do NOT post the gunshot sound at me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Sound board is great. I hope they keep finding new things to add so it doesn't get stale.

Nick sniping Adam to the point where Adam doesnt want to talk was A+.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Minecraft Holmes posted:

Slur just means an insulting word

Elevating other slurs to the level of racial slurs is actually a pretty offensive thing to do because it does things like de-emphasizes and undermines centuries of slavery or the holocaust to try and apply that level of taboo to other words that are now considered offensive today

Which is why you really shouldn't be mocking Italians, you guys

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the helots aren't a race dumbass

Keith Stack
Nov 5, 2008

Can we please keep the chatter in this thread to a minimum? I'm one of those people who's very prone to sensory overload. There's a lot of whispering and chattering going on. It's making it very difficult for me to focus. Please, I know we're all fresh and ready to go, but can we please just keep the chatter to a minimum. It's affecting my ability to focus on the podcast.

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Ratzinc
Aug 14, 2004

MY BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS
Thankfully junpei Hyde is here to make sure this thread is clear of any jokes. How does making the rules stricter make for better posting?

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Less complaining about the rules, more talking about loving your dad, thanks.

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
SILENCE

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
do we know if loving your dad is against the rules

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
There’s only one way to find out.

You sure as hell better not call him the f-word or the r-word while you do it though.

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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
There's a lot of hosed up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Junpei Hyde's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the poo poo out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being trans means to me.

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