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surely there is no harm following the wise woman’s use of essence of oils to heal my sick brother |
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Dec 12, 2019 02:47
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sir i beg thee - the elders have promised i shall receive three vials of the essence if i buy but one. i may not be of the man’s brain but the vitalman of the sea contain no evil |
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Dec 12, 2019 03:00
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my dearest fawn of the woods, you have been led astray by a deceiver. mine oils are anointed by the holy guardian angels, extracted from the finest herbs and spices.
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Dec 13, 2019 02:47
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| Blessings upon you brothers and sisters of the Lord, what-eth be occurring in this thre- GOOD HEAVENS! *immediately crosses self and sends for the torturer* | |
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Dec 13, 2019 02:58
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*Runs train into your head the train crumples like a soda can and huge plumes of fire and smoke froth from out of the conductor's train as the passenger cars scatter in ear splitting shrieks of iron mixed in with a cacophony of agonized human wails while debris explodes in every possible direction I scream at the topic of my lungs* "AAAAAAH drat THE MAIDEN HEAD TOO STRONG" |
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Dec 13, 2019 03:12
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Dec 13, 2019 03:28
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alas but i am a young man in america, headstrong and curious about whether i would be called nut-chan or nut-san to my pretty anime girlfriends
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Dec 13, 2019 05:21
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nut posted:alas but i am a young man in america, headstrong and curious about whether i would be called nut-chan or nut-san to my pretty anime girlfriends alas i am but a 1000000 year old demon trapped in a dogs body, and i'm in love with nut senpai ugu
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Dec 13, 2019 16:18
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Standeth next to me and maketh the sign of peace and the lips of yon mallarde whilst I render this portraite of self. |
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Dec 13, 2019 21:31
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this paint numbing tincture is from the finest of apothecaries, the witch sackler of the land purdue. |
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Dec 13, 2019 22:35
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while it seemeth passing strange that mine afflictions can be treated with but one wyrd trick, I must confesse to curiositye
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Dec 13, 2019 22:43
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Manifisto posted:while it seemeth passing strange that mine afflictions can be treated with but one wyrd trick, I must confesse to curiositye but beware. this knowledge is forbidden and hated by some! |
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Dec 13, 2019 22:44
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Manifisto posted:while it seemeth passing strange that mine afflictions can be treated with but one wyrd trick, I must confesse to curiositye canyoneer posted:but beware. this knowledge is forbidden and hated by some! Healers and Clerics alike would conceal this from thee |
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Dec 13, 2019 22:47
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alnilam posted:Healers and Clerics alike would conceal this from thee heed my ringing bell, now, for the day speeds on unto night, and i must be away to the next village.
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Dec 14, 2019 00:45
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Manifisto posted:while it seemeth passing strange that mine afflictions can be treated with but one wyrd trick, I must confesse to curiositye thou wilst not comprehend what befell afterwards! verily, the fifth entry in this list may astonish thee.
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Dec 14, 2019 00:53
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hark the skies above 'pon which engines of jet fly by leaving in their wake a tufted trail of vapor but breath not for tis this exact gas that controls the mind and hath made even mine own mother watch American Idol instead of cspan
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Dec 14, 2019 01:32
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nut posted:hark the skies above 'pon which engines of jet fly by leaving in their wake a tufted trail of vapor but breath not for tis this exact gas that controls the mind and hath made even mine own mother watch American Idol instead of cspan Awaken, sheeple. The felling of the great castle turrets was carried out in secret by the lord of the selfsame keep, that he might wage war upon those with lands rich in pitchfields. |
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Dec 14, 2019 03:29
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alnilam posted:Awaken, sheeple. The felling of the great castle turrets was carried out in secret by the lord of the selfsame keep, that he might wage war upon those with lands rich in pitchfields. Spilleth not the vital fluid in trade for dark bitumen!
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Dec 14, 2019 05:11
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tis the castle of world trading seven that i cannot resolve
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Dec 14, 2019 05:14
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it needs must remember / how nutmeats defile november
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Dec 14, 2019 05:18
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do these oils battle the demons that manifest in sloppy pox? for alas i have but lain with a maid who spake like a maiden and played me for false the entire netherworld is in my nethers. the water i make is proofed |
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Dec 14, 2019 05:49
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from the window seat within my sky carriage i fail to see the marked parabola of the horizon as so insistently purported by supposed scholars
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Dec 14, 2019 05:59
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nay, i cannot partake of the food in cathedral taco bell, for it turns my bowels to water |
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Dec 14, 2019 06:37
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why is food on coaches most foul? tis far less appealing than victuals offered even in taverns |
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Dec 14, 2019 06:51
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alnilam posted:Healers and Clerics alike would conceal this from thee
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Dec 14, 2019 07:06
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Have haste! Thou must strike the simian with thine arrow, lest he escape the premises! Tarry not - the 500th visitor to the sacred site shall win a most valuable music box!
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Dec 14, 2019 07:09
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verily, in thine own prefecture abide the unwed and marriageable, whomst thou may encounter and engage in intercourse of a most social nature
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Dec 14, 2019 13:43
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Lux Animus posted:Have haste! Thou must strike the simian with thine arrow, lest he escape the premises! Tarry not - the 500th visitor to the sacred site shall win a most valuable music box! hark! ye bachelors and widowers! near thine hovel, now, there be maidens aplenty! free of the pox and eager to trot! for but a gold piece i shall lead thee to them.
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Dec 14, 2019 14:31
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Manifisto posted:verily, in thine own prefecture abide the unwed and marriageable, whomst thou may encounter and engage in intercourse of a most social nature curses and condemnation upon me, for i have yet to consume my brew of arabian beans, and my mind is still haunted with dreams of black goats. i have pilfered thine jape!
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Dec 14, 2019 14:32
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Heather Papps posted:curses and condemnation upon me, for i have yet to consume my brew of arabian beans, and my mind is still haunted with dreams of black goats. i have pilfered thine jape! I forgive thy transgression, and wish to know more about these maidens aplenty
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Dec 14, 2019 14:36
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Manifisto posted:I forgive thy transgression, and wish to know more about these maidens aplenty merely place thine mark upon this parchment, and follow me! beware for there are trolls aplenty, they may pop up!
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Dec 14, 2019 14:39
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canyoneer posted:why is food on coaches most foul? tis far less appealing than victuals offered even in taverns
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Dec 14, 2019 18:19
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I hath lain with yon false and poxie wench, and fear I maye be cut down in my prime! The doctore sayes I maye cured by his dosing me with the white mercury and I hope this maye save my mortal soule.
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Dec 14, 2019 18:41
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christians drive their carriages thusly but behold, moors drive their carriages thusly! |
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canyoneer posted:christians drive their carriages thusly ha, ha! marry, in sooth we are not fashionable ---------------- |
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Dec 14, 2019 19:28
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Dec 14, 2019 20:39
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Manifisto posted:while it seemeth passing strange that mine afflictions can be treated with but one wyrd trick, I must confesse to curiositye canyoneer posted:but beware. this knowledge is forbidden and hated by some! alnilam posted:Healers and Clerics alike would conceal this from thee Heather Papps posted:heed my ringing bell, now, for the day speeds on unto night, and i must be away to the next village. |
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Dec 14, 2019 20:40
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Inquire within, to discover more reasons to fear the grim reaper than you can shake a hoop-rolling stick at! Pope Innocent III would himself suffer a fainting spell had he just but heard number three-and-ten!
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alas but i am a young maiden, curious and headstrong i shalt taketh thee on i shalt taketh on any denizen of the realm
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