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FutonForensic posted:

IM DELETING YOU, BYOB!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 BYOB is irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you BYOB!💖 Send this to ten other 💩shitposters💩 who give you 🌿weed🌿 Or never get called 🧊chill🧊 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no weed for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're chill🧊 5 back: you're fluffieduckie's duckling 🐤 10+ back: weedass 🌿🍑🌿🍑🌿🍑

# ? Dec 12, 2019 23:15

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# ? May 2, 2024 09:46

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

where were you when BYOB deletes?

I was sat at home smoking weeds when lowtax post

"BYOB is kill"

"no"

# ? Dec 12, 2019 23:40

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Resting Lich Face posted:

"no"

"YES"

# ? Dec 13, 2019 00:16

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

treasure bear posted:

finally

# ? Dec 13, 2019 00:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

the real BYOB was inside you the whole time. which explains why it is so wet and smelly

# ? Dec 13, 2019 01:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

gently caress, AGAIN?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 13, 2019 01:41

FluffieDuckie

this constant deletion is really messing with my day. do i need to mod today? idk - is byob still there?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 13, 2019 02:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

FluffieDuckie posted:

this constant deletion is really messing with my day. do i need to mod today? idk - is byob still there?

here let me do a test post

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 13, 2019 02:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

ERROR: BYOB = DELETED

gently caress

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 13, 2019 02:03

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Error: BYOB did not shut down normally.
Repairing BYOB. . . . . . . . .
Restarting.

User name: yobber
Password: butts

Login successful: :justpost:

# ? Dec 13, 2019 02:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

for those of you who are confused about why BYOB has been deleted, I've made a helpful diagram

# ? Dec 13, 2019 02:59

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

*Mastodon intensifies*

# ? Dec 13, 2019 03:01

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 13, 2019 03:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I guess I should explain. the blue whale is approximately the same size as a Boeing 737-400, but can weigh more than two to three times as much. The whale's weight is more comparable to that of the larger 747 (pictured).
I assume this is because the airplane is required to fly and the whale is not.

this is why BYOB was deleted.

# ? Dec 13, 2019 06:52

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I guess I should explain. the blue whale is approximately the same size as a Boeing 737-400, but can weigh more than two to three times as much. The whale's weight is more comparable to that of the larger 747 (pictured).
I assume this is because the airplane is required to fly and the whale is not.

this is why BYOB was deleted.

all of this seems...

...absolutely correct.

# ? Dec 13, 2019 07:05

FluffieDuckie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I guess I should explain. the blue whale is approximately the same size as a Boeing 737-400, but can weigh more than two to three times as much. The whale's weight is more comparable to that of the larger 747 (pictured).
I assume this is because the airplane is required to fly and the whale is not.

this is why BYOB was deleted.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 13, 2019 07:39

death sext

bury me with my boeing 737-400

# ? Dec 13, 2019 08:19

Escape From Noise

Bury My Heart @BYOB

# ? Dec 13, 2019 08:30

Escape From Noise

GoodBYOB

# ? Dec 13, 2019 09:19

nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

for those of you who are confused about why BYOB has been deleted, I've made a helpful diagram

computer, enhacne

# ? Dec 13, 2019 14:44

nut

me looking at a 68 ft blue whale: someone call 911 this airplane is sinkkin

# ? Dec 13, 2019 14:45

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

mods please rename the plane 747-420

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:08

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

computer, enhacne

Nice

# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

That's no whale- that's clearly a potted petunia!

# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:18

cda: by Hand Knit

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

That's no whale- that's clearly a potted petunia!

I get this reference

# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:19

nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

for those of you who are confused about why BYOB has been deleted, I've made a helpful diagram

just want to point out that i don't actually think any of these aminal have feet

# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:20

alnilam

nut posted:

just want to point out that i don't actually think any of these aminal have feet

how do they walk :confused:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:24

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

cda posted:

I get this reference

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:26

nut

alnilam posted:

how do they walk

v badly

# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:30

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

how do they walk

i always assumed whale walked like snails, just kind of slimed their way across the land

# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:35

FutonForensic

anyone ever lie awake at night wondering if BYOB will be gone in the morning, and also that a blue whale's penis is heavy enough to crush a person to death? is that weird, to be anxious over the loss offer an extremely niche message board, and to think about a blue whale's penis pressing down on me, ensconcing me in an all-consuming embrace, until it overwhelms me as the last thing i ever experience? maybe im alone on this

# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:54

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

I have fixed the problem

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:57

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

anyone ever lie awake at night wondering if BYOB will be gone in the morning, and also that a blue whale's penis is heavy enough to crush a person to death? is that weird, to be anxious over the loss offer an extremely niche message board, and to think about a blue whale's penis pressing down on me, ensconcing me in an all-consuming embrace, until it overwhelms me as the last thing i ever experience? maybe im alone on this

# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

pixaal posted:

I have fixed the problem

this makes me do a smile and laugh

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 13, 2019 16:09

alnilam

pixaal posted:

I have fixed the problem

# ? Dec 13, 2019 16:13

nut

pixaal posted:

I have fixed the problem

was the problem me not having nightmare

# ? Dec 13, 2019 16:19

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
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FutonForensic posted:

anyone ever lie awake at night wondering if BYOB will be gone in the morning, and also that a blue whale's penis is heavy enough to crush a person to death? is that weird, to be anxious over the loss offer an extremely niche message board, and to think about a blue whale's penis pressing down on me, ensconcing me in an all-consuming embrace, until it overwhelms me as the last thing i ever experience? maybe im alone on this

I mean if you want to simulate a blue whale's penis crushing you to death you can get a few weighted blankets.

# ? Dec 13, 2019 18:48