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lmao
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Dec 13, 2019 22:31
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Dec 13, 2019 22:39
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Giles Corey's last words to a very confused bunch of puritans: "more whale dick" |
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Dec 13, 2019 22:40
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Dec 13, 2019 23:02
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muh anxiety |
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Dec 13, 2019 23:15
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"In terms of weight the estimated weight of a blue whales penis is assumed to be between 390 – 990 lbs. depending on the penises overall size." - https://www.whalefacts.org/blue-whale-penis/
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:"In terms of weight the estimated weight of a blue whales penis is assumed to be between 390 – 990 lbs. depending on the penises overall size." - https://www.whalefacts.org/blue-whale-penis/ zero pictures on whalefacts.org
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Dec 14, 2019 00:06
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vanisher posted:zero pictures on whalefacts.org yeah, v much "tell, don't show" imho |
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Dec 14, 2019 00:26
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"yeah, i totally saw this blue whale penis, must have been around 800 pounds" 
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Dec 14, 2019 00:27
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i have a shadow memory of a national geographic article where a scuba guy describes a whale ejaculation and apparently it's like reverse squid ink in that it turns the surrounding area milky white for a while
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Dec 14, 2019 00:27
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had you stepped into byob at a certain juncture of this post-mortemizing of the whale; and had you browsed forward nigh the goldmine, pretty sure am I that you would have scanned with no small curiosity a very strange, enigmatical object
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Dec 14, 2019 00:33
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as if his blue whale penis had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.
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Dec 14, 2019 00:48
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Male blue whale taking a pic of his penis crushing a grown man to death to send to a girl, trying to angle the shot just right so it isn't obvious the man is a midget. |
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Dec 14, 2019 01:44
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Dec 14, 2019 01:46
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Call me fish dick hell. |
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Dec 14, 2019 03:17
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hey babe, did you know my dick is....cetacean? 
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Dec 14, 2019 03:19
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good news: byob will not be deleted today. maybe tomorrow.
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Dec 14, 2019 03:23
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
Manifisto posted:had you stepped into byob at a certain juncture of this post-mortemizing of the whale; and had you browsed forward nigh the goldmine, pretty sure am I that you would have scanned with no small curiosity a very strange, enigmatical object |
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Dec 14, 2019 03:26
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Dec 14, 2019 03:28
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google THIS posted:Male blue whale taking a pic of his penis crushing a grown man to death to send to a girl, trying to angle the shot just right so it isn't obvious the man is a midget. how do you think a transgender blue whale secures it's tuck. truly they most be masters of weaving thongs from kelp. we have much to learn from these lords of the sea
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Dec 14, 2019 04:18
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The MUMPSorceress posted:how do you think a transgender blue whale secures it's tuck. truly they most be masters of weaving thongs from kelp. we have much to learn from these lords of the sea pretty sure it stows away like landing gear. I could be wrong, I'm neither whale nor dick expert
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Dec 14, 2019 04:19
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:pretty sure it stows away like landing gear. I could be wrong, I'm neither whale nor dick expert man I wish I had that feature
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Dec 14, 2019 04:29
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just makin' sure byob is still here.
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Dec 14, 2019 12:48
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Heather Papps posted:just makin' sure byob is still here. tomorrow
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Dec 14, 2019 17:17
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No BYOB has definitely already been deleted, try clearing your cache |
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Dec 14, 2019 18:30
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was it the slurs? or the being really chill? it was the slurs wasnt it 
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Dec 14, 2019 22:08
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:"In terms of weight the estimated weight of a blue whales penis is assumed to be between 390 – 990 lbs. depending on the penises overall size." - https://www.whalefacts.org/blue-whale-penis/ vanisher posted:zero pictures on whalefacts.org Nosfereefer posted:yeah, v much "tell, don't show" imho lmao |
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Dec 14, 2019 22:16
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BYOB hasn't been deleted, but the moments we've shared together have come to their natural end as all things must. I truly enjoy our friendship. |
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