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Escape From Noise

Several dads arguing over the best way to set up the BBQ

# ? Mar 12, 2021 07:06

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# ? May 6, 2024 13:09

sb hermit

trying to hook up the ps2 that was in the cupboard but trying to get component video to work

# ? Mar 12, 2021 07:19

sb hermit

playing cover songs of Queen using the guitar hero controller even though it's not hooked up to anything

# ? Mar 12, 2021 07:20

sb hermit

even after 69 tries, none of us could hit the high note in bohemian rhapsody

EDIT: take on me is about as bad but there were a few good attempts

# ? Mar 12, 2021 07:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I think I've pinned down the posting style of ButtTheShitManFart.

soft spoken yet stern in his brief delivery. mysterious.

... Dad? :reddit:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 12, 2021 08:54

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm asking if ur my dad BTSMF. I'm not messing about

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 12, 2021 08:55

Derpies: by sebmojo

BTSFM what kind of dad are you, a propane dad or a charcoal dad?

# ? Mar 13, 2021 00:01

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I'm pretty sure I'm an honorary dad even tho I'm technically a mom because I've yelled about the thermostat three times in the last hour

# ? Mar 13, 2021 00:16

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

he�s a jenkem huffing cousin throwing gasoline on a furniture fire

# ? Mar 13, 2021 00:18

Gramps

Teddy Thunders posted:

I'm pretty sure I'm an honorary dad even tho I'm technically a mom because I've yelled about the thermostat three times in the last hour

Hardcore dad poo poo. I know if you actually go so far as to pull the trigger on a smart thermostat so you can exercise total control over your HVAC system then you will receive your dad card in the mail in 3-6 weeks

# ? Mar 13, 2021 00:39

Prof. Crocodile

Consumer electronics respond best to swears, and all true dads know this.

# ? Mar 13, 2021 00:49

ButtTheShitmanFart: The worst that is, the worst that was, and the worst that ever will be.

Bo-Pepper posted:

he’s a jenkem huffing cousin throwing gasoline on a furniture fire

You aren't wrong, but I'm also a wood smoker dad.

# ? Mar 13, 2021 01:13

Gramps

ButtTheShitmanFart posted:

You aren't wrong, but I'm also a wood smoker dad.

2 questions- Favorite summertime beer, and choice of grilling footwear plz

# ? Mar 13, 2021 01:14

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

ButtTheShitmanFart posted:

You aren't wrong, but I'm also a wood smoker dad.

I knew you were good people. I'm planning on a brisket tomorrow. Got some pecan for it, I am pumped.

# ? Mar 13, 2021 01:50

Manifisto

Teddy Thunders posted:

I knew you were good people. I'm planning on a brisket tomorrow. Got some pecan for it, I am pumped.

a brisket is when a very thin portion of a triscuit is snapped off of the cracker by a professional known as a mohel

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 13, 2021 02:10

Gramps

Manifisto posted:

a brisket is when a very thin portion of a triscuit is snapped off of the cracker by a professional known as a mohel

# ? Mar 13, 2021 02:17

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

a brisket is when a very thin portion of a triscuit is snapped off of the cracker by a professional known as a mohel

Checked with my Nana's notes, this checks out

# ? Mar 13, 2021 02:18

Stoner Sloth

Manifisto posted:

a brisket is when a very thin portion of a triscuit is snapped off of the cracker by a professional known as a mohel

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Mar 13, 2021 03:10

Dip Viscous

*randomly sprays water from a spray bottle onto different parts of the grill as enormous grease fire erupts*

"FLAVOR!"

*several uncles nod in agreement*

# ? Mar 13, 2021 05:35

Escape From Noise

Dads in a huddled mass talking about "locking in flavor"

# ? Mar 13, 2021 05:39

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

this endless besmirching of dads cannot stand

# ? Mar 13, 2021 05:42

Derpies: by sebmojo

ButtTheShitmanFart posted:

You aren't wrong, but I'm also a wood smoker dad.

Welcome brother the pogrom against Electric Smoker Dad's begins tomorrow get your looting gloves on

# ? Mar 13, 2021 06:06

Escape From Noise

Bo-Pepper posted:

this endless besmirching of dads cannot stand

Besmirching?

# ? Mar 13, 2021 06:32

Derpies: by sebmojo

Bo-Pepper posted:

this endless besmirching of dads cannot stand

Pal it's an unchill accusation but you're coming off as QANON uncle ITT

# ? Mar 13, 2021 07:01

Escape From Noise

ANONcle

# ? Mar 13, 2021 07:02

Derpies: by sebmojo

Our chill Quncle Bob just don't let him corner you at a BBQ

# ? Mar 13, 2021 07:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Let's meet and settle this dispute at the parQ

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 13, 2021 07:32

sb hermit

Dip Viscous posted:

*randomly sprays water from a spray bottle onto different parts of the grill as enormous grease fire erupts*

"FLAVOR!"

*several uncles nod in agreement*