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this is a made up challenge to myself and anyone who wants to join in: during january, from first second after midnight till it ends you can ONLY DRINK WATER I mean as far as drinks go no : alcohol energy drinks coffee milk soda water soup juice coke zero I’ve excluded soda water because spending no money is one of the reasons things you are allowed : ice coz ice is literally cold water I suspect this will have many benefits : less calories coz of no alcohol no alcohol may be good for you no money on energy drinks or coffee escape caffeine addiction super smug sense of superiority over others that can’t do this not feeding into consumerism no charities other than your own health exceptions : you are dying from dysentery and need electrolytes to life, we don’t need you dying just to prove a point maybe if you live somewhere cold you can have soup but like as a meal not a cup of soap. right here it’s middle of summer who the gently caress wants soup I’m doing it. .... are you a bad enough dude??
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 04:51 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:52 |
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hydro homies unite
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 04:52 |
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i’m probably an alcoholic and energy drink o’holic so I suspect it’s a good idea
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 05:33 |
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my son came up with the name after I failed to find a witty rhyme or portmanteau myself
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 08:01 |
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Laslow posted:if people are gonna remove vices for a month, i’m gonna start adding some to other months. so buckle up and get ready for PCPbruary. that’s right, this february everyone gets wasted on PCP 24/7. it’ll make valentines more interesting. well we're already deep into Drink ever Day December altho tonight Im dirnking wine. wtf is this poo poo it makes you fell terrible while you're still drinking
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 08:28 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:also it alleviates gout I now have a disease where in my head I always pronounce the soft or hard "g" sound as the opposite that it should be. enjoy avoid your jout
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 08:31 |
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shower free september? no wipe wednesday? all about these hygiene holidays
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 09:40 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:nah that’s gin mate i’ve had exactly one session on gin and it’s staying as one for a good reason
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 09:42 |
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thanks for your lack of confidence in my own abilities
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 09:51 |
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lol I was talking about ability to get thread gassed alone but nice to know. i’m legit committed
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 19:50 |
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consume only mercury containing food in retrograde
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 00:10 |
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Bulgakov posted:you had me pretty much until soup. *pinching area between eyes and staring at the floor* I thought this was clear. soup is fine if it's a meal. but a cup of soup, like as a hot drink around the campfire? that is not ok. Soricidus posted:I need more details of how this works. is gravy forbidden? rare steak? juicy fruit? semen? this is about replacing the drinks you would normally drink like a coke or a coffee. if you really drink semen to hydrate yourself, well, hell, let's allow it. drink all the jizz you can find
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 09:46 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:that isn't even a thing. soup isn't drink. you sound liek a sociopath repeating that huh Tokamak posted:those powered instant soups are drink-like this is what I am talking about Displeased Moo Cow posted:rip koalas chlamydia forever Bulgakov posted:im 99% sure that 100% of threads I've made in yospos got gassed. the secret?
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 10:04 |
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ahahahahah watuary is strict. theres no soda water for god drat sake, do you think bone broth is going to make the cut? turn that boner broth into some meal, put some steak into it, and have it for lunch. honestly are there people out there that are running a marathon and when offered water say *puff puff* "mind if" *puff* "If I" *puff* "have" *puff puff* "some of" *puff puff puff* "your tasty" *puff* "bone broth"
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 12:51 |
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if its a drink for the sake of drinking you can have water or you can have water with ice in it
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 12:52 |
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can I.... let me stop you there. no.. you cannot. we conceded one alternative. jizz. you can run your own race if you want. drink all the jizz you can collect. its not jizzuary though its waturary.. pay some respect for fucks sake
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 12:54 |
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Sweevo posted:i'm with you on this.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 18:32 |
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:I'd do this during summer but it's This did occur to me, it's the middle of fuckin summer here and january is gonna be hot as balls
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2019 10:06 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:replace all drinks with delicious plain still water. it can be a little cold
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 18:31 |
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pity bump
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 00:08 |
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well it’s a non issue regardless if you ain’t gonna commit
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 02:57 |
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Agile Vector posted:that said, I'm going to try to cut back on some of these. soda is already a once a month at most thing now. a coffee shifts tough so ill ease into a decaf lifestyle of self delusion positive decisions itt
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 19:25 |
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less than one week mother fuckers! best drown as much non water fluid as you can now while you still can
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2019 20:12 |
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yes yes also @watuary (twitter and insta) are already mine and they need horrendous renders with live love laugh text over the top posted daily
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2019 22:49 |
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6 hours and 18 minutes until I am committed
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2019 05:42 |
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i won’t lie, i’ve never understood that emoji
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2019 07:04 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:anyway. here’s me: oh geeze um until day of course rough consumptions of fluids for shame per day : one cup of reconstituted from oxo cube vegetable stock about 1-3 litres of red bull about 2-3 litres of beer but now it’s water or cold water
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 01:44 |
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cool and fast fact : water and ice coexist in equilibrium at 0 degrees until either all the ice has melted and only then will it get hotter. in this way ice acts as a buffer maintaining cool temerpatures
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 01:46 |
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lol what’s wrong with you how can water make you feel bad I’m so hydrated it’s not even funny
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 08:55 |
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Nomnom Cookie posted:what if the water has fluoride very good theadder posted:i forget what we can and cant have op according to the name of the month you can have wat HAIL eSATA-n posted:I was doing well until around 11am when I had coffee and beer. good luck all, stay strong out there get back on the hors
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 08:34 |
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wow this is harder than i thought. never realised how much I rely on a flavoured drink to distract myself from my own existence. so often I feel that “pull” or energy toward getting a drink or whatever. this is only during the day, the beer tug will start happening soon too hopefully these die off
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 03:10 |
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you can literally use vitamin c aka ascorbic acid to neutralise chlorine in water. it’s legit, water treatment plants use it. I ordered some lab grade stuff. it’s cheap and safe and ya use like a pinch, works like magic actually wanted to sell it from work but would have needed a food making licence Agile Vector posted:does mineral water or filtered water with a mineral filter count as only water? they can be less beige without being flavorful yeah it’s all good. my personal reason for avoiding sofa water because I also wanted to avoid spending money on it
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 12:54 |
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end of day 5 : so far: have realised how often I want a flavoured drink as a comfort or a distraction sleep: well of course it's better money spent : much less short term at expense of long term decisions made : much much less gfs sleep has improved heaps, largely due to not needing caffeine heaps in morning. he doesnt drink anywhere as much alcohol as me but juice sometimes and decent few coffees in the mornign
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 07:36 |
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maybe you have a cold
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 08:41 |
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how you feeling?
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2020 00:23 |
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i’m drinking cloud juice
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2020 02:58 |
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i got one of these only mine has no handle it’s good for keeping my water cold because I am about drinking water
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 03:17 |
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Share Bear posted:yo gently caress this thread watuary is independent from any other brand of autism you may have
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 04:17 |
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hows sleep?
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 15:06 |
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wet bump
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