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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
my dog has dry skin from the winter weather and looks itchy

pls discuss solutions itt tia

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selan dyin

shea butter

nut

*squeezes tube of nivea on floor and then puts fox poop in it so my dog will apply itself*

Escape From Noise

Animal carcasses/poop

Peg Sliderskew
Coconut oil (seriously). Some on the itchy areas and a tablespoon in his dinner every couple of days.



Courtesy of Manifisto

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


I got to pet this dog a few weeks ago and it was like petting a football

he was a cool dog

Heather Papps

hello friend


hockey jockey posted:

Coconut oil (seriously). Some on the itchy areas and a tablespoon in his dinner every couple of days.

this or i think fish oil also?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

canyoneer posted:



I got to pet this dog a few weeks ago and it was like petting a football

he was a cool dog

your not supposed to pet the testicles even if they do look like tiny footballs, that's the dogs bathing suit area

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

Luvcow posted:

your not supposed to pet the testicles even if they do look like tiny footballs, that's the dogs bathing suit area

heavy petting

City of Glompton

dog lotion sounds like striped paint but for veterinary students

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i mean who doesn't enjoy slathering a dog with lotion

A Concrete Divider

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

canyoneer posted:



I got to pet this dog a few weeks ago and it was like petting a football

he was a cool dog

he is a bad boi

awkwerd paws

weezy kiss baby on the lips in the rap city basement
lotion on kitchen floor linoleum and fetch

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


A worrying title, but everything turned out fine.

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
like what if your dog was named 'cisco', or 'frisco', and then you grease them up with shea butter, you could call them 'crisco'

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Hugh Malone posted:

like what if your dog was named 'cisco', or 'frisco', and then you grease them up with shea butter, you could call them 'crisco'

his same is Bosco and he's naturally greasy thank u v much

FreshCutFries

asking the teenage greeter at walmart where their dog lotion is

FreshCutFries

greeter: "*snickers* dog lotion?"

me: "tyou are literally attacking me and dog right now. this is animal cruelty. he's already chapped. he doesn't need this poo poo."

Escape From Noise

FreshCutFries posted:

greeter: "*snickers* dog lotion?"

me: "tyou are literally attacking me and dog right now. this is animal cruelty. he's already chapped. he doesn't need this poo poo."

No offense to the actual dog and owner ITT but Chapped Dog would be a pretty good username.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
this dog is real and he's CHAPPED :argh:

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

this dog is real and he's CHAPPED :argh:

I hope you and your dog get relief. Chapping sucks and is incredibly uncomfortable.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

No offense to the actual dog and owner ITT but Chapped Dog would be a pretty good username.

bounty hunter duane chappeddog

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

no sorry i can't go out tonight. i have to lotion up my dog. yeah, it'll have to be some other time im serious. sorry

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i know its a the third week in a row i'm missing couple skate. but babe, you know how dorito's skin gets if i dont apply his special lotion and read him his bed time stories. Babe, you know this.

Escape From Noise

Honestly, Dog Lotion is also a pretty good username

Stoner Sloth

Oil of Canine

seriously pr hope your poor chapped dog feels better... maybe oatmeal shampoo could help?







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

xcheopis


prepuce repurposed posted:

my dog has dry skin from the winter weather and looks itchy

pls discuss solutions itt tia

Fish oil in his food.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
the fish oil worked and now he begs for it

thanks byob

Escape From Noise

Another BYOB success story!

xcheopis


prepuce repurposed posted:

the fish oil worked and now he begs for it

thanks byob



Look at that happy face

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
he's an exceedingly good boy :kayak:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I asked my dog how his skin was, and he said, "ruff"

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I asked my dog how his skin was, and he said, "ruff"

Escape From Noise

Letting my chapped dog roll around in dead fish at the lake as strangers look on in disgust.

"It's cool! He's chapped! He needs those fish oils to sooth his dry skin!"

tradjik

dogs are really good and i think every dog deserves skin care


ty heather papps u da bes

Goons Are Gifts

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I asked my dog how his skin was, and he said, "ruff"


Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Another BYOB success story!

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
also, sorry about ur dog smelling like fish oil from now on, op

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google THIS

♫ Alone in the world was a little chapped dog ♫

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tradjik

google THIS posted:

♫ Alone in the world was a little chapped dog ♫

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