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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

coconono posted:

How many dates until you’re allowed to smell hair without asking first?

Depends on how pungent the hair is

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

read to the tune of the bob dylan classic 'blowin' in the wind'

coconono posted:

How many dates until you’re allowed to smell hair without asking first?

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

That DICK! posted:

read to the tune of the bob dylan classic 'blowin' in the wind'

Lol

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

drat that sucks rear end. reading that

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

coconono posted:

So tired of Las Vegas. I just want to go back to my woods and make woo woo noises with the dog
vegas has a whataburger now

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Would love to go to Vegas. Probably wouldn’t even gamble, would just go see Wayne Newton and hang out at arcades and spent $3k at restaurants and buffets. Wish the MGM still had all the weird Wizard of Oz poo poo from the 90s.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Cavauro posted:

drat that sucks rear end. reading that

No it doesn’t

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

NienNunb posted:

Would love to go to Vegas. Probably wouldn’t even gamble, would just go see Wayne Newton and hang out at arcades and spent $3k at restaurants and buffets. Wish the MGM still had all the weird Wizard of Oz poo poo from the 90s.

the theme park it used to have sucked a lot

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i feel if nien numb were the protagonist of the film national lampoon's vegas vacation he'd have a great time, and only a limited number of misfortunes & mishaps would befall him. he would go to cousin eddie's oddball casino and say wow eddie this is a lot of fun thanks for bringing me.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

That DICK! posted:

i feel if nien numb were the protagonist of the film national lampoon's vegas vacation he'd have a great time, and only a limited number of misfortunes & mishaps would befall him. he would go to cousin eddie's oddball casino and say wow eddie this is a lot of fun thanks for bringing me.

If NienNunb was in Christmas vacation he would have slept in the RV and he would have been the one who filled up the shitter

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

That DICK! posted:

i feel if nien numb were the protagonist of the film national lampoon's vegas vacation he'd have a great time, and only a limited number of misfortunes & mishaps would befall him. he would go to cousin eddie's oddball casino and say wow eddie this is a lot of fun thanks for bringing me.

Vegas Vacation is one of those movies that radiates an evil aura. The Problem Child movies also have this aura, and Clifford.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

NienNunb posted:

Vegas Vacation is one of those movies that radiates an evil aura. The Problem Child movies also have this aura, and Clifford.

very true. two christmases ago i reunited with my cousin i aint seen in a while and as a joke suggested we watch christmas vacation 2 uncle eddie island's vacation and it was not a fun movie at all, and that was the last time i saw the cousin


Shard posted:

If NienNunb was in Christmas vacation he would have slept in the RV and he would have been the one who filled up the shitter

so true as well

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

https://youtu.be/Xng4GYvvxTY?si=asun9KDGke6J1QDA

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012


It’s hosed up that Chevy Chase got like twelve big tent pole comedy movies and Martin Short only got this masterpiece and Captain Ron

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

there are 400 bots swarming this place every day trying to get in and take over

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

My perception of Martin Short is very similar to Charles Grodin's perception of Martin Short in that clip.
The only time I found him more funny than annoying or unnerving was when he played Uncle Jack in Arrested Development.
"Dragon. TO THE NUTS!" ... "The abridgments Dragon, the abridgements*"

*I actually have no clue what this word was. It sounded like abridgements but that makes no sense.

ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Apr 15, 2024

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i won da money. da money is mine

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

drat he doesn't say that. i thought he said it multiple times. this is nelson malenda

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Cavauro posted:

i won da money. da money is mine

the old man? he says i won da money. he doesnt say the last point. i think maybe he says mine

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

he says it. he says it in separate incidents. im giving this one to you - you won da money

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he really does? wow. i feel just like that old guy at the end of vegas vacation

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

More like Nelson Etch a Sketch

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








I’m also in Vegas this weekend, doing things like Omega Mart & the Sphere has been great. Not super into gambling so I mostly just made some bad sports bets and watched my wife lose at slots. Saw Dana White, thought better than to say something lovely to him. Arte Museum tomorrow before we leave, this place is even more expensive than I remember

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

We should all post our Topsters again soon, see how our music tastes have changed in the last few years.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I don't know what that is. I listen to Pandora.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009
I haven't used last.fm in years but I'd be happy to share what I've been listening to.

Currently I am very hungry and trying to hold out for another 30 min before lunch (half a burger and some fries [chips])

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Shard posted:

I don't know what that is. I listen to Pandora.

https://www.neverendingchartrendering.org/

It’s a chart where you make a collage of your favorite albums at this moment.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

my favorite musical genres are rock, rap and pizza

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

NienNunb posted:

We should all post our Topsters again soon, see how our music tastes have changed in the last few years.



:newlol:

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009
The Pizza Tower soundtrack really is quite good.

I've been listening to Kali Malone's latest. It's got her organ pieces as well as some pieces for voice and brass. I like it a lot.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


i knew u were cool

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Never heard of a topster before but here ya go. I figured the version with the artist/album name would be nice.

Also here’s a link because I can never figure out Imgur embedding and also I think it thinks my album covers are NSFW: https://imgur.com/a/1Jr3EWv

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I know I am very weird but I generally don't listen to music and do not have any kind of music collection.

I did almost cry yesterday when I heard somebody sing 'You are my sunshine' because (spoiled for sad) ]my Kitteh (which is her name remember) has oral cancer and there's nothing that can be done about it.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

NienNunb posted:

We should all post our Topsters again soon, see how our music tastes have changed in the last few years.

Geto Boys in my ears right now.

I think I’m gonna use samples from Grimes’s really bad Coachella performance for this week’s stream. She made some neat noises.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

neoaxd posted:

i knew u were cool

lol I popped when I saw some of the same stuff

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
simple things is such a loving good album but it's on my can't-listen-to-anymore list :\

if you like that check out esthero's album breath from another

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Only the bootiest of booty bass shall cross these ear holes on this day.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

NienNunb posted:

We should all post our Topsters again soon, see how our music tastes have changed in the last few years.



all over the place as usual

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

why doesnt anybody like jimmy eat world

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