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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Quantum of Phallus posted:

sorry we're not talking about your little kiddy shows


Shard posted:

this train fight is awesome

Lol

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boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

nn’s hammer:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


NienNunb posted:

We talk far too much about James Bond in this thread. Putting the hammer down on this soon.

True words spoken

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

NienNunb posted:

We talk far too much about James Bond in this thread. Putting the hammer down on this soon.

I will second this.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I wonder what happens to all these bond girls who never show up again.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Access to a moon base, Time Machine, better gadgets and support team, Austin powers would absolutely whoop James Bond’s rear end.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The ending of AP2 makes me really sad

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

That DICK! posted:

Access to a moon base, Time Machine, better gadgets and support team, Austin powers would absolutely whoop James Bond’s rear end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0640AJcH67Y

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Lol

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Now I'm watching Goldfinger but I doubt I'll finish it before I get off.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

That DICK! posted:

Access to a moon base, Time Machine, better gadgets and support team, Austin powers would absolutely whoop James Bond’s rear end.

You’re hearing more and more people say this

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Shard posted:

Now I'm watching Goldfinger but I doubt I'll finish it before I get off.

edging to bond girls all drat day, what a life

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

shard NEVER makes it tthrough goldfinger

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

That DICK! posted:

edging to bond girls all drat day, what a life

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

i love you guys

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Goldfinger is an idiot, he should have just killed Bond

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Shard posted:

this train fight is awesome

That poo poo rules so hard

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

here's the official QoP bond rankings, for your perusal. let's discuss

Dr. No - meh
From Russia with Love - very good
Goldfinger - GOATed
Thunderball - boring
You Only Live Twice - boring
On Her Majesty's Secret Service - GOATed
Diamonds Are Forever - very good
Live and Let Die - GOATed
The Man with the Golden Gun - boring
The Spy Who Loved Me - very good
Moonraker - WOATed
For Your Eyes Only - good
Octopussy - not good
A View to a Kill - bad
The Living Daylights - GOATed
Licence to Kill - GOATed
GoldenEye - good
Tomorrow Never Dies - very good
The World Is Not Enough - good
Die Another Day - stupid
Casino Royale - very good
Quantum of Solace - not good
Skyfall - bad
Spectre - WOATed
No Time to Die - beyond WOATed

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

QoP how do you feel about The Ipcress File

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Alaois posted:

QoP how do you feel about The Ipcress File

it's pretty good, i'm a massive Michael Caine fan. i love british cinema of the 50s/60s

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

They were really cookin back then

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

it's funny watching stuff from that time and realising britain was more socially, culturally and sexually liberal than ireland was up until like the late 90s lol

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Top 5 Bond

Moonraker
Goldeneye
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
Goldfinger

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

why did they put the last round head bond in so many films? he should have done 3 films

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I never seen any of them Daniel Craig film. I’m a brosnan boy. Remember that guy who loved the dang ol news

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Daniel Craig's run had that Star Trek curse where every other movie was dire poo poo

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Quantum of Phallus posted:

here's the official QoP bond rankings, for your perusal. let's discuss

Dr. No - meh
From Russia with Love - very good
Goldfinger - GOATed
Thunderball - boring
You Only Live Twice - boring
On Her Majesty's Secret Service - GOATed
Diamonds Are Forever - very good
Live and Let Die - GOATed
The Man with the Golden Gun - boring
The Spy Who Loved Me - very good
Moonraker - WOATed
For Your Eyes Only - good
Octopussy - not good
A View to a Kill - bad
The Living Daylights - GOATed
Licence to Kill - GOATed
GoldenEye - good
Tomorrow Never Dies - very good
The World Is Not Enough - good
Die Another Day - stupid
Casino Royale - very good
Quantum of Solace - not good
Skyfall - bad
Spectre - WOATed
No Time to Die - beyond WOATed

This list boring ahh hell

https://youtu.be/e94a9nB3N_c?si=BE-hoZ-XzKdP1-es

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cavauro posted:

why did they put the last round head bond in so many films? he should have done 3 films

he threatened to kill james bond irl

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

He came out with qop to the Oscar’s I remember that

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

did you know round head bond made less money for his first outing in casino royale than "one of the real james bonds" made for his first in goldeneye? 3.4 million as compared to 4 million. in dollars. not only is that embarrassing for roundy due to inflation but the 1995 dollar was stronger as compared to the pound than the 2006 dollar.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

M:I - best movie of all time
M:I 2 - really bad in a funny way at points but mostly really bad in a boring way
M:I 3 - PSH is the best actor of all time, otherwise poo poo from a man’s rear end
M:I Ghost Protocol - best movie of all time
M:I Rogue Nation - best movie of all time
M:I Fallout - better than the best movie of all time
M:I Dead Reckoning Part One - slightly less good than the best movie of all time

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

haven't played any tom clancy video games in 20 years but i'll take your word for it

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I only saw MI2

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

That DICK! posted:

I only saw MI2

That’s hosed up, man. What are you doing? What are you thinking? Can we get this guy outta here??

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I only went because I thought it was the Mewtwo movie (I have a reading disorder)

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

NienNunb posted:

M:I - best movie of all time
M:I 2 - really bad in a funny way at points but mostly really bad in a boring way
M:I 3 - PSH is the best actor of all time, otherwise poo poo from a man’s rear end
M:I Ghost Protocol - best movie of all time
M:I Rogue Nation - best movie of all time
M:I Fallout - better than the best movie of all time
M:I Dead Reckoning Part One - slightly less good than the best movie of all time

I'm glad someone else recognizes what the deal is with M:I 3

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

I have to post the obligatory “Deakins is god” because Skyfall is all I really have to add to the conversation.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Quantum of Phallus posted:


Licence to Kill - GOATed


Last year when I went to see Live and Let Die in a theater the director of programming did a little bit of Bond trivia before the movie. He said that License to Kill was bad and the entire audience turned on him

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

License to Kill is great but I somehow always forget about the 15 minute interlude with the Hong Kong Anti-Drug Ninja Task Force

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apophenium
Apr 14, 2009
Daniel Craig comin out the ocean in those lil shorts awooga :eyepop:

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