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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hello everyone, welcome to the official general thread of Rowdy Ringsports. i will be your host for this thread.

here are the rules:

1. do not talk about pro wrestling or mma in this thread

2. do not talk about Star Wars: The Last Jedi

3. you have to be my friend


i hope you all have a fun time posting in my thread.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
other rules:

addendum 1: don't talk about a picture of The Big Show smoking a cigarette

addendum 2: do not disparage our great president-elect, Joseph Robinette Biden

list of people who are enemies with each other:

Cavauro and TV Zombie

Shayna Baszler fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Feb 16, 2021

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Rarity posted:

Won't you be lonely posting by yourself?

i guess so, because you're right, i don't have any friends, rarity. i try, but i guess its not for me.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i am the host of this thread, and Jerusalem is my bouncer

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

jesus WEP posted:

you should change your name to triple h because putting your own name in a thread is the kind of tryhard poo poo that’s right up his street

i'll take it into consideration, thanks

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
goodbye forever, That DICK!. i hope you come visit me on my yak farm once i get that going. i will name a yak after you.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i had the tazmania game for the genesis, and you know what, i liked it a lot

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
one time the suicidal Crash Bandicoot guy intentionally softlocked the game and then said he was going to kill everybody

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
these are my personal tips for dealing with sad mental problems:

1. smoke a lot of weed. unless it makes your brain worse. it makes mine a lot better.

2. avoid doing things you don't like to do. if there's something i don't want to do, i ignore it. this has served me well in life.

3. find something you love and care about more than yourself. this can be a pet, or a romantic partner, a hobby, a job, or a cult. it can be anything, as long as it's more important to you than you are.

4. talk to a person who specializes in brain problems. if the first one you talk to sucks, find another one until you find one that's good.

it's also good to make friends, but i'm not good at that. ask Rarity about how i have no friends.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Captain Magic posted:

Your therapist will probably proscribe some good ol’ fashioned CBT. This works well if you do the stuff. The reason it works is because your brain is plastic and exists to learn, change, and adapt. A lot of misery comes from continuously firing the same misery-producing neurons; CBT helps with creating positive associations instead of negative ones. This is a lot of work because it takes about five positive associations (or experiences) with any given bad thing or person to cancel out one negative one. But, the work is good and it helps you.

a dominatrix may also prescribe some CBT

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
just found out that James "Radio" Kennedy died. rest in peace, Radio. if you're out there thinking of movies to watch, why not consider watching Radio, the 2003 semi-biographical sports drama based on his life, starring Cuba Gooding Jr. as Radio, and Ed Harris as coach Harold Jones.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Insertnamehere31 posted:

Anybody got any charity recommendations? Now that I have a bit of disposable income I’m looking to spread the love, but I’m wary of the Susan g komen’s of the world.

save the vaquita

http://www.vivavaquita.org/

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'd cry too.

not because of you. but because of having more school. to be honest i don't know what an open class is, or what exactly is happening in your story. but i remember being in school and not liking it, more school would always make me sad.

Shayna Baszler fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Dec 18, 2019

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFknvFgHc4o

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Cats is the best movie ever made. why watch a movie that just does what every other movie does, when you can watch the most original movie of all time. there is no movie on earth that has this structuring or pacing or flow. Cats is like the first crustacean that realized it could become a formless parasite in the body of a hapless host fish. Cats doesn't care or understand what a movie is supposed to be, or what an audience expects, and gives you two hours of a sexual feline hurricane katrina that never explains itself or justifies its actions. Cats has killed movies and replaced them with something new. if you see only one movie this year, make sure you see Cats.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
happy new years to all of my friends at rowdy ringsports. i know we've been through a lot this year, but next year will be even better. i hope all of you find much happiness and love in this year of 2020. and for my enemies, i hope that you are trampled by horses

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
these are the nintendo games you should buy: mario kart, zelda breast of the wild. you could also buy a small fish tank and buy some nice fish. or you could buy a small lizard like an anole and keep it in a tank.

mario abe's offyzee was good, but you said no, and the game that i play the most on my switch is Binding of Isaac but you said no PC games. smash brothers is only good if you have friends in real life and you're 15 years old again.


i forgot about mario maker 2. that is the third good game

Shayna Baszler fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Jan 1, 2020

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
rest well, grampy

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this place is the most chill, except for that one loser that's always mean to me for no reason because he has no personality and isn't funny and he sucks rear end

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

back in the day, goons would post porn of themselves in the porn forum. i was a popular homegrown porn star before they shut it all down

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
one day i would like to make a thread that causes Pet Island to be closed

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
unfortunately the gun part of the watermelon gun shot Cavauro in the stomach and killed him. we will be holding funeral services on Saturday the 11th.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i still have the first page open, i'm going to save it forever.

i'm going to be honest i have no idea what's even happening any more. i thought fyad was closed. i can't keep track of it all anymore

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
you know, if i was the mod, this would not have happened

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
im just saying, there was a recent opportunity for that to happen, and it didn't, and now this is happening. just saying.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
apparently dickeye, who used to be a bad poster here, caused all of this. i'm not surprised

party plane jones reminds me of spokker jones, who was another bad admin. maybe the joneses shouldnt be allowed to mod anymore

now party plane jones has permabanned himself, and the story has ended

Shayna Baszler fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Jan 8, 2020

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Mekchu posted:

Benghazi 2 has said in the past they would prefer to be referred to as their current name and not the former name for a reason that relates to them being a teen at the time they posted as dickeye or something so i think itd be nice not to refer to them as a name they no longer want to be referred to by.

i am respecting a longstanding wrestling tradition by referring to everyone i know as the name by which they were introduced to me, but if i ever see this person again, i will call them their new name

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
basically what happened was i was passed over in favor of Junpei Hyde, because the admins of this site are all secretly nazis. that's my takeaway from all this.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it seems like all the mods knew, and the reason i wasn't modded, was because frankly, i hate nazis. probate me for saying that if you must.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i just crave power and want to be feared, like any other human being

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Junpei, do the right thing. *holds open hand and makes 'gimme' gestures increasingly desperately*

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Batista - me
HHH - Jerusalem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzobsJyLiqM

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Spikegal posted:

What's your most shameful gaming secret?

i cheat in Crusader Kings 2 and Stellaris by giving myself either endless soldiers or invincible ships. i love everything about those games except for the military combat poo poo. and i can't just hire a general to manage wars for me in the games, so i make it easy.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
my parents cheated on each other with each other. even after ten years of marriage, my mother's clit/brown/taint area still powned my father's dick

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i cheat at sekiro by making everything kill me in one hit, because frankly, the game was too easy without it

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'll just say this. if you to go AGDQ and say you're "speedrunning" "The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth," but you're actually running a version that mods the game to give you two active item slots, the D6, and a game carrying item right from the start, and instead of instantly dying, you get a 45 second timeout, you aren't actually speedrunning The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. and i will complain about this until i am banned from Twitch chat

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
mgsv is good up until the end, and then it tries to become a microtransaction faux multiplayer game where you grind (pay) for materials to make guns that you don't really need anymore because you're Big Boss and you can kill anyone with your bare hands

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Frasier: but what are you running from, Sonic?

Sonic: my... my father *weeps*

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
happy birthday to SamuraiFoochs
the guy with the fancy computer
and all the good looks

happy birthday to the biggest Moxley fan
he likes how he's tough
and married to a Canadian

happy birthday to the guy who gets mad
when i say Dean Ambrose sucks
and was always bad

happy birthday to the guy we all love
he's SamuraiFoochs
one of the few posters i would not get rid of

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
an easy way to work this problem out is to simply add the two numbers you're working with together. so yes, there are only 6 possibilities.

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