- Jay_Zombie
- Apr 20, 2007
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We're sealing the tunnel!
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*Accidentally locks self out of abandoned missile silo turned survival bunker*
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- Jay_Zombie
- Apr 20, 2007
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We're sealing the tunnel!
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Whenever I hear about people using those old silos for prepper bunkers I wonder if the ruskies missed the memo and still have it dialed in for a direct nuke strike.
Now that is a good point.
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Dec 16, 2019 19:57
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- Jay_Zombie
- Apr 20, 2007
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We're sealing the tunnel!
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<notices that the lights in abandoned missile silo turned survival bunker are flickering, then dimming, like there is a brown-out>
<goes down to bottom level to check on generator>
<pulls cap off of sparkplug to check for corrosion>
<entire floor goes totally dark>
<turns on flashlight>
<sparkplug seems fine, puts cover back on and pulls cord to restart the generator>
<generator sputters, doesn't start>
<pulls cord again>
<generator doesn't even sputter>
<pulls cord again>
<generator turns over, sputters, catches for a second, then dies again>
<pulls cord again>
<no response>
<turns flashlight towards the elevator stumbles over to the door>
<pushes button>
<elevator doesn't work, no power!>
<gently caress!!!!! The elevator is the only way up as the access ladder has a padlocked grate on each level, and the keys are upstairs, I'm trapped!>
<pulls the generator cord thousands of times over the next two days until hands are gnarled, blistered, and barely functional>
<drinks from a jug of antifreeze out of desperation for water>
<throws up>
<dies of dehydration>
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7 years later a building inspector hired by the municipality to assess a property in arrears makes a grisly discovery.
Sounds about right.
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