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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Didn’t realize gasoline goes bad. Generator stopped working and now my truck won’t start. Stuck in the woods 34 miles of mountain terrain from anywhere I could salvage supplies. I have a toothache and I think it’s getting infected, I can feel my lymph nodes swell up and it’s getting hard to swallow. Used the last of my antibiotics when the rats bit me. Plenty of bullets though, so that’s good.

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

old beast lunatic posted:

For once I want to see a prepper with a realistic plan to survive that involves building a boat to sail to Antarctica when climate change makes everything else hell or maybe a guy who just carries a one shot pistol so he can just kill himself when the time is right.

Antarctica doesn’t have topsoil suitable for planting crops because it never had vegetation. If you can’t bootstrap a farm in a couple of years you’re probably dead anyway.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Good thing I was already a member of a racist militia before the apocalypse. Can you imagine how hard the initiation would have been once everyone is rushing a militia?

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