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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
For once I want to see a prepper with a realistic plan to survive that involves building a boat to sail to Antarctica when climate change makes everything else hell or maybe a guy who just carries a one shot pistol so he can just kill himself when the time is right.

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

once you've gone and got the pistol why waste time loving around

In this completely hypothetical situation the suicide pistol is for when society brakes down to the point of video games, porn and booze being hard to come by.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

milkingmycow posted:

Walking backwards, making GBS threads. Throwing seeds into the poo poo. Take 3 steps back. The seeds have fully sprouted and you see stalks bearing mature corn. Take a poo poo. Take a step back. Throw seeds down. Take three steps back. Full grown watermelons appear before you. Eat some eggs. Take a step back. Groan and push. Take a poo poo. Take three steps back. A flock of chickens mill around in front of you. Instant farm from your rear end.

This is what you dream about as the godless hordes violate you over and over, choking with the chain around your neck. You're next in the fire. Power in numbers and tribal warfare. The chieftain stands up and the climax of the orgy and proclaims, "I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

Going to scrawl this on my wall so I can remember it when the power goes out thanks

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