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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

madeintaipei posted:

No one has guessed how far he got?

Afghan-Pakistan border.

England is west and north of Almaty. Hes driving south. Its pretty hard to guess how "far" he could have gotten without knowing a route.

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

hobbesmaster posted:

England is west and north of Almaty. Hes driving south. Its pretty hard to guess how "far" he could have gotten without knowing a route.

:thejoke:

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

hobbesmaster posted:

England is west and north of Almaty. Hes driving south. Its pretty hard to guess how "far" he could have gotten without knowing a route.

Ever read, "As Far as My Feet Will Carry Me."? Massive detours seem to be the norm out East.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

OMGVBFLOL posted:

so whats it like traveling through this area as a white dude (or i guess, a person with hairy pale arms, i shouldn't presume). do you speak urdu? do you feel uncomfortable or is it generally pretty chill? do you have contingency plans for potential hazards like arrest or kidnapping? how much work was it getting all the required visas and travel papers and stuff?

glory to arztotska

i speak Russian which is spoken in all ex Soviet states

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


I fultoned all the guards out of here in metal gear 5, you're welcome OP

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Did anyone ever try to take your car/stuff on this trip through incredibly safe places?

It looks like it was the trip of a lifetime. So many gorgeous shots of places we will be unlikely to ever see! Thanks, OP!

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

kecske posted:

I fultoned all the guards out of here in metal gear 5, you're welcome OP

You’re good people, kecske.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

ASAPRockySituation posted:

Did anyone ever try to take your car/stuff on this trip through incredibly safe places?

It looks like it was the trip of a lifetime. So many gorgeous shots of places we will be unlikely to ever see! Thanks, OP!

nope never had any problems. its a very safe part of the world

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
uzbekistan.

























































Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HXT7fDkf9I

President in Residence
May 12, 2003


Awesome pictures! Thanks!

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
I take it the front wheel bearings went to poo poo on the trip?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:

I take it the front wheel bearings went to poo poo on the trip?


ball joints, steering arms and shock absorber mounts all exploded.

Faithless
Dec 1, 2006
What was the best thing you ate on the trip? Great photos

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
OP you def did better than the goon who hiked across america's west coast

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Why are you constantly taking your car apart?

Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


Baldandbankrupts channel has taken a wild new spin.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

LifeSunDeath posted:

Why are you constantly taking your car apart?

I think the car is taking itself apart and OP is constantly putting it back together.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
This is cool

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

I'm loving your pictures, OP, your trip looks amazing!


Ah, Zeppelin memorial?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

big nipples big life posted:

I think the car is taking itself apart and OP is constantly putting it back together.

Lol just let the cursed thing die already you monster.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Nebakenezzer posted:

I'm loving your pictures, OP, your trip looks amazing!


Ah, Zeppelin memorial?

it was the called the watermelon tea house. don’t know who built it or why but it was near the tajik Uzbek border and definitely not serving any tea

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Uncle Enzo posted:

Current photo count:

Roadside maintenance: 3
At a mechanic: 4

Deciding to count unique situations rather than photos

Roadside maintenance: 4
At a mechanic: 5

NFX
Jun 2, 2008

Fun Shoe
I read on wikipedia that your car has recirculating balls. Congrats!

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

How many pictures have a strange puddle of liquid on or near the car?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost


so what did you get?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
that menu where everything looks almost identical rules

regardless, id definitely try all of that.

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
loving awesome adventure, OP, but rated 3.5 on quality scale due to not liveposting and just pic-dumping randomly post-trip without much narrative.

Lima
Jun 17, 2012

NFX posted:

I read on wikipedia that your car has recirculating balls. Congrats!

That's a party trick to show to the lay-dies :mmmhmm:

I mean other ladas.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

op I'm still very curious why you went south from Alamaty and ended up in Tajikistan on your way to England, was it simply a scenic detour cause it's def scenic as hell so i'd get that but is there anothe rreason?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

alnilam posted:

op I'm still very curious why you went south from Alamaty and ended up in Tajikistan on your way to England, was it simply a scenic detour cause it's def scenic as hell so i'd get that but is there anothe rreason?

yeah wanted to go the most interesting way

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

can't believe that rural Kazakhstan has better roads than the majority of rural American roads I've been on

wait yes I can

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




alpaca diseases posted:

can't believe that rural Kazakhstan has better roads than the majority of rural American roads I've been on

wait yes I can

Yes, America, where every week has been Infrastructure Week since January 20, 2017!

Seriously though, this looks like an amazing trip.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
Awesome thread OP. Love the pics. :five:


Can you tell us about all the mechanical troubles you had along the way? Does the car still live?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Rime posted:

loving awesome adventure, OP, but rated 3.5 on quality scale due to not liveposting and just pic-dumping randomly post-trip without much narrative.

you sound like the kind of moron who takes yelp seriously

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


This is awesome op. Would like more photos of weird Russia.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
These things are unibody with, what, a 5 point link rear suspension? How did you lift it?

Edit to say: atleast you aren't driving an English car to Kazakhstan.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Weka posted:

These things are unibody with, what, a 5 point link rear suspension? How did you lift it?

Edit to say: atleast you aren't driving an English car to Kazakhstan.

Photos pretty clearly show new beefier links and such. They’re red, which is typically not an OEM color for suspension bits.
Also, it’s Russian, so blocks of wood would also probably work.

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

I guess you got as far as Uzbekistan.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Darchangel posted:

Photos pretty clearly show new beefier links and such. They’re red, which is typically not an OEM color for suspension bits.
Also, it’s Russian, so blocks of wood would also probably work.

Suspension geometry is hard! I'm interested in the details.
Also, it's SOVIET Russian, of course it has red parts.

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