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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
turkmenistan



























https://i.imgur.com/wFCDFSP.mp4




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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


I like the contrast of the photos of absolute nothing interspersed with the beautiful architecture.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Darchangel posted:

I like the contrast of the photos of absolute nothing interspersed with the beautiful architecture.

I like the absolute nothing interwoven with the beautiful(?) architecture.

Seriously, where are all the people lol

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

fridge corn posted:

I like the absolute nothing interwoven with the beautiful(?) architecture.

Seriously, where are all the people lol

Turkmenistan is pretty hosed up. They have crazy presidents for life. They do have a lot of oil and natural gas exports so I guess they have some money for these crazy renovations but most people are poor.

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

This is amazing.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Thread necromancy to say

Any updates OP?

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
How much did the car cost and how much did the tasteful mods cost

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

What the gently caress lad

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
op died in a border crossing incident

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Previa_fun posted:

Thread necromancy to say

Any updates OP?


yeah. I got bored of uploading photos on my phone. will try to do one final one

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Crankit posted:

How much did the car cost and how much did the tasteful mods cost

it was about $2k to buy initially and then probably about $10k total but I have no idea really because it took years

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
Niva is surprisingly a better ride than Land Rover Defender. Back in the army we had both, and I'd always pick a bouncy and quirky Niva over Defender with its frighteningly vague steering. The foot pedals on the Niva were placed quite far up from the floor and the gear lever was placed a bit towards the right from you and it touched the passenger's seat when you switched in reverse. The engine and mechanics are a warmed-over 1966 design from Fiat 124.

I was a proud owner of a beige 2108 back then. God, I miss that car.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




rereading this thread is nice in times like these :unsmith:

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
Glad I got to live vicariously through this thread. OP is a hero, 5'd.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
And here we are for the sake of closure. This last past a complete and utter nightmare. cargo ship from Turkmenistan to Azerbaijan. overland through the Caucuses - via Stalins birth place where there is a museum with all his stuff including the place where he used to poo poo and wank and plan genocides - to the Georgian port of Batumi and then another 3 day cargo ship to Ukraine. 2 days in the Ukrainian port trying to get documents. Across the misery porn landscape of Ukraine into the European Union. 28 hours at the border. very very bad experience. they did not like us or our car or paper document from Kazakhstan. Transit car are not allowed in the EU. Somehow snuck through into Poland on a shift change and stopped for 3 days at a truck stop in Poland. Managed to get insurance from a random guy at the truckstop and then on our merry way. The insurance was somehow valid and the police were fine with it in Germany when they stopped us on the autobahn and then onto one last boat from Rotterdam to Hull and parked up in the West Midlands. Then to Barbados for a holiday because this journey was not really hard work. I drove up to 12 hours a day nearly every day for 7weeks in one of the worlds worst cars.



















































Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Thanks for wrapping up the story! How’s the car doing now?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Snowy posted:

Thanks for wrapping up the story! How’s the car doing now?

it’s sitting in the countryside. no idea what to do with it :shrug:

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



:five::discourse:. This thread deserves a whole lada love.

Nucken Futz
Oct 30, 2010

by Reene

RideTheSpiral posted:

it’s sitting in the countryside. no idea what to do with it :shrug:

The perfect ending to a wonderfully told story. 5'd.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Mr. Mambold posted:

:five::discourse:. This thread deserves a whole lada love.



central asia is full of odd things. Like this for example. Who thought it was a good idea to build this giant watermelon shaped tea house in the middle of nowhere. Although having said there I was gasping for a tea when I saw the sign and was very disappointed to find it abandoned

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

RideTheSpiral posted:

central asia is full of odd things. Like this for example. Who thought it was a good idea to build this giant watermelon shaped tea house in the middle of nowhere. Although having said there I was gasping for a tea when I saw the sign and was very disappointed to find it abandoned

Looks like something out of Fallout: New Vegas

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Salty Josh posted:

Looks like something out of Fallout: New Vegas

After 6 years in Central Asia I could do a whole new thread with weird poo poo content

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

i thinjk this is the first time in many years ive voted 5 on any thread in these forums. good poo poo op

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost
Are these photos in an album anywhere online? I've got a friend who's a massive car nerd but isn't on SA and would love to see these

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Earwicker posted:

i thinjk this is the first time in many years ive voted 5 on any thread in these forums. good poo poo op

thanks

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

RideTheSpiral posted:

After 6 years in Central Asia I could do a whole new thread with weird poo poo content

Dude, sounds like a plan

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

RideTheSpiral posted:

After 6 years in Central Asia I could do a whole new thread with weird poo poo content

This thread has made me yearn to go do a caucasus 2.0 trip & thread, I'm almost allowed into Azerbaijan again without being arrested at the border.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Rime posted:

This thread has made me yearn to go do a caucasus 2.0 trip & thread, I'm almost allowed into Azerbaijan again without being arrested at the border.

what did you do? I love the Caucasus. It was my first time in Azerbaijan and i absolutely loved it. Felt like arriving in civilisation. Baku is really lovely

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

RideTheSpiral posted:

what did you do? I love the Caucasus. It was my first time in Azerbaijan and i absolutely loved it. Felt like arriving in civilisation. Baku is really lovely

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3721852

Probably need archives.

Spent a month+ in Armenia, walked the length of Nagorno-Karabakh on foot and got my passport stamped (which means border arrest for Azerbaijan), went up to Georgia for a month, skipped out on Abkhazia due to some violence at the border and then hitchhiked my way across Turkey.

lekki
Mar 29, 2008
You can buy'em new https://www.autolada.ro/lada-4x4-urban.php

LastCaress
May 8, 2004

bonobo
Do you have some friends (a couple) that went to Mt Blanc in 2019?

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



A lot of what you drove through looks like awful misery. I love it.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Rime posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3721852

Probably need archives.

Spent a month+ in Armenia, walked the length of Nagorno-Karabakh on foot and got my passport stamped (which means border arrest for Azerbaijan), went up to Georgia for a month, skipped out on Abkhazia due to some violence at the border and then hitchhiked my way across Turkey.

oh yeah nagorno-karabakh is a big pain the arse. we had to sack of a diversion to Armenia because of it

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

LastCaress posted:

Do you have some friends (a couple) that went to Mt Blanc in 2019?

Don’t think so

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

yes this is why it was theoretically so easy to pimp an old one. They have never changed any of the Soviet models or parts. Unfortunately it turned into a money pit and the new parts are extremely low quality

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

sigher posted:

A lot of what you drove through looks like awful misery. I love it.

I find old Soviet stuff extremely cool

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Just read this whole thread right now. Wowzers, what a trip. Thanks for posting, I'm super fascinated by old Soviet stuff and Central Asia. I'd love to got there some day but I don't speak any Russian (lazy I know). How hard would it be to get around with English? I know Dutch too, would that help at all?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Just read this whole thread right now. Wowzers, what a trip. Thanks for posting, I'm super fascinated by old Soviet stuff and Central Asia. I'd love to got there some day but I don't speak any Russian (lazy I know). How hard would it be to get around with English? I know Dutch too, would that help at all?

pretty hard without russian. couldn’t have done any of this stuff really without speaking it. All the border crossings and bribing requires pretty good russian. Also getting onto the cargo ships would have been crazy hard. Also the best thing about Central Asia is the people so it would be a shame not to be able to speak to people.

I’m not even sure Dutch is useful in the Netherlands

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
What part of afghanistan did you drive through, that was crazy

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

A Bakers Cousin posted:

What part of afghanistan did you drive through, that was crazy

didn’t really drive through it. the road is in Tajikistan. we went along the wakhan corridor from the bit where Tajikistan, Pakistan, Afghanistan, China meet and the border is the river panj in the mountains. It’s crazy remote so you can walk across in places

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