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owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

lmfao i searched cock sandwich. i don't read a lot of porno advertisements but if they're all this funny i just might have to start

Cock Sandwich - Watch Now! | Hot Movies posted:

Fancy a meat treat, girls? The cock sandwich boys will slip you a quarter pounder that's 100% pure beef!
Cheeky burger sellers Paul and Merlin are always up for shagging a tasty bird with massive boobs. So they stick their cocks in a hot dog to sell to busty customer Cathy Barry. It seems she would rather have the meat in a spit roast and DP!

Next, the boys set up their burger stall on the same corner where hot and slutty black hooker Melvina is plying her trade. She's feeling a bit puckish and wants to pay in kind. So she gets to sample their wares and then they bang her hard from both ends.

Later the lads get a visit from busty and bespectacled Environmental Health Officer Kaicee. She wants to inspect their equipment and they're only too pleased to oblige. Drilling her hard and spraying her with a healthy double load of man-mayonnaise!

Stunning Valerie Summer is worried that she will lose her job for delivering buns late. But the horny lads promise to keep mum, if they can spit roast her in the kitchen.

Finally, the lads are catering an exclusive party. "Can you fit your equipment in?" asks a gorgeous blonde Alexandra Kat. The brazen burger boys have no problems at all, creaming her tight buns with their jumbo sausages!

who in the hell reads this and is all "oh yeah, i'm horned up now, time to charge my credit card for $4.95 and bate"

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# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:25

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# ? May 5, 2024 00:07

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i'm 99% sure the majority of porn movies are just horned out people who loves making puns, and any sales are incidental

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# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:27

tradjik

pixaal posted:

oh I took it as you poo pooing my swear, I've spent too much time in GBS.

oh gee I need to come up with content...

Frosty's Balls! How will I ever think of a good swear? Santa's sack is full of joy, but I'm coming up with a big ol' red nose of nothing.

all good my friend, i had no intention of making the joke at your expense

# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:42

Chokes McGee: This is Urotsuki.

Nosfereefer posted:

i'm 99% sure the majority of porn movies are just horned out people who loves making puns, and any sales are incidental

ever since porn directors found out rear end rhymes with a whole bunch of words it's been off to the races

# ? Dec 23, 2019 19:23

Escape From Noise

Chokes McGee posted:

ever since porn directors found out rear end rhymes with a whole bunch of words it's been off to the races

More like...Off to the asses!

# ? Dec 23, 2019 19:56

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

More like...Off to the asses!

that does sound more like it, ya

# ? Dec 23, 2019 19:59

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# ? May 5, 2024 00:07

Korean Boomhauer

sometimes i do that thing where i say start to say 'gently caress' but i'm somewhere where i cant swear so i try to downgrade the swear but sometimes i get 'ffffffffffffffffsssssshit' like 1.5 syllables of swearing

# ? Dec 23, 2019 20:41

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