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Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?
imo the cowboys should keep garrett until he beats landry's time as cowboys coach :)

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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Despite multiple meltdown games I believe it’s somehow still technically possible for the Cowboys to make the playoffs. The NFCE must be setting some sort of clownball record.

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
Cian is a Freddie Kitchens truther

https://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/1208909327098138624?s=19

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Docjowles posted:

Despite multiple meltdown games I believe it’s somehow still technically possible for the Cowboys to make the playoffs. The NFCE must be setting some sort of clownball record.

More than just technically possible: Eagles loss and Cowboys win and Cowboys win NFC East.

And the Eagles needed 4th quarter comebacks to beat the Giants and Redskins.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

TheBizzness posted:

The Browns need to hire Jim Harbaugh.

They are getting Marvin Lewis.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Browns are poorly coached and their QB isn't developing well and yeah he isn't performing to potential. There is 0 excuse why Odell doesn't have 1200 yards and 10 touchdowns at a floor level and I put that on Baker.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Kawalimus posted:

They are getting Marvin Lewis.

In your dreams, bird boy. They’re getting the superior Harbaugh and your days in the sun are over.





This is sarcasm.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

TheBizzness posted:

In your dreams, bird boy. They’re getting the superior Harbaugh and your days in the sun are over.





This is sarcasm.

I'd much much rather they got Harbaugh. Marvin Lewis had our number on the Bengals.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
If he can save Alex Smith’s career he can save Bakers, I say.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Out all day at a Christmas party, haven't even seen the scores yet and hahaha, oh many Cowboys and Seahawks.

Also gotta see GIants - Washington and Bengals - Dolphins highlights, those games look amazing

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

TheBizzness posted:

In your dreams, bird boy. They’re getting the superior Harbaugh and your days in the sun are over.





This is sarcasm.

a perfect time to remind people that john is 3-0 against the lesser harbaugh

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1208936560420360192

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."


The Jason Garrett of planes.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

They are getting Marvin Lewis.

would you (i mean a sane person) hire someone 0-7 in playoff games?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I don't think the Cowboys are "coached" in a meaningful sense, they are just a mass of humanity that goes from place to place based on their group psychology.

Elite? Trash? It depends on the transient moods of the group and Garrett has no effect either way.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

least hes honest

https://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/1208913285128605698

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Is this a common way of wording things when a plane is unsafe?

You'd think you'd just say the plane was unsafe, not...'not viable.' That makes it sound like it's just a car with wings or something.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Despera posted:

would you (i mean a sane person) hire someone 0-7 in playoff games?

I'd hire someone who managed to take the Cincinnati Bengals(franchise owner Mike Brown) to the playoffs 7 times, yes.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

I'd hire someone who managed to take the Cincinnati Bengals(franchise owner Mike Brown) to the playoffs 7 times, yes.

how has this miraculous coach not been hired yet?

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Despera posted:

how has this miraculous coach not been hired yet?

Was he trying?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
If we believe the rumors that he had personnel control I'd 100% consider Marvin Lewis for a GM job. Or if he wasn't doing contracts then a guy who essentially tells the GM who to sign.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

Was he trying?

if you dont know that maybe stop speculating thats hes going to the browns

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Despera posted:

if you dont know that maybe stop speculating thats hes going to the browns

I'm not speculating that. I *know* it.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
also they could have hired him you know this year if they wanted to

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Despera posted:

also they could have hired him you know this year if they wanted to

They promoted their OC who they were high on.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Yeah, and you have to remember we are talking about the Browns here. 7 playoff appearances in one coach’s tenure is an unthinkable miracle.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Docjowles posted:

Yeah, and you have to remember we are talking about the Browns here. 7 playoff appearances in one coach’s tenure is an unthinkable miracle.

so is a 6 win season with victories over balt and pitt.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




https://twitter.com/richeisen/status/1208938505360957440

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

:thurman:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Can't believe we once had a program where Skip and SAS held informed, spirited debates every weekday and we all just took it for granted.

https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/1208951737815404544?s=21

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

fsif posted:

Can't believe we once had a program where Skip and SAS held informed, spirited debates every weekday and we all just took it for granted.

https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/1208951737815404544?s=21

thats a weird place for a microwave

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Skip hates on Zeke every single day on Undisputed anyways.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

fsif posted:

Can't believe we once had a program where Skip and SAS held informed, spirited debates every weekday and we all just took it for granted.

https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/1208951737815404544?s=21

Ten seconds later, Skip fishes his gear out of the empty trash bag and tosses them in the laundry room.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



For some reason Im imagining every time he throws something in the trash, a recording of Shannon Sharpe goin "SKIP" plays and im getting a pretty good chuckle out of it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Grittybeard posted:

Is this a common way of wording things when a plane is unsafe?

You'd think you'd just say the plane was unsafe, not...'not viable.' That makes it sound like it's just a car with wings or something.

Many things could keep a plane grounded that aren't critical to flying the plane. One flight I was on couldn't leave the gate because one tray table wouldn't lock in the up position. Everybody had to get off the plane while the crew spent 30 minutes fixing it.

That said, the Cowboys' plane was grounded because Jerry kept pressing the "call attendant" button to summon somebody to fire Garrett & broke it in the process.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Kawalimus posted:

I'd hire someone who managed to take the Cincinnati Bengals(franchise owner Mike Brown) to the playoffs 7 times, yes.

This

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Seriously how do they use that microwave.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol bears

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008



why is his microwave at toddler height

also lol all the seahawks are in the hospital

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
i guess everything from the microwave goes straight in the trash

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