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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Zyla posted:

4th and 24 and gotta go for it

*Zimmer stare*

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
I hope the Vikings get turned into a human sacrifice in New Orleans in two weeks.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Fenrir posted:

We certainly love having him, so thanks to the Baltimore FO for not giving him a dumptruck full of money

This happens a lot but we will draft another linebacker and the process will repeat. :smith:

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

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Ultra Carp
That tablet cousins is looking at is just a big jpg that says 0-9

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The fans booing the offense is pretty great.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Vikings probably wish they had that 3rd time out now. :smug:

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Vertical Lime posted:

that's not as high as we thought

I guess the 24 yards is weighing it down

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Vertical Lime posted:

that's not as high as we thought

Think it's weighted fairly heavily towards distance to go. Some 'well the game's over if we punt here' punts are surprisingly low and that seems like the reason as far as I can tell.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

PneumonicBook posted:

That tablet cousins is looking at is just a big jpg that says 0-9

lol

Thorgot
Apr 4, 2010

LabyaMynora posted:

Vikings probably wish they had that 3rd time out now. :smug:

That would simply prolong their agony.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

PneumonicBook posted:

That tablet cousins is looking at is just a big jpg that says 0-9

Lol

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

ready for the "kirk is a bum" hot takes

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
Packers defense is legit, and Aaron playing really well. Also their QB is ok so gonna be competitive in the playoffs.

Vikings exposed as frauds.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

Think it's weighted fairly heavily towards distance to go. Some 'well the game's over if we punt here' punts are surprisingly low and that seems like the reason as far as I can tell.

a flaw in the algorithm

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

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Ultra Carp

Styles Bitchley posted:

Packers defense is legit, and Aaron playing really well. Also their QB is ok so gonna be competitive in the playoffs.

Vikings exposed as frauds.

I knew a team would be exposed tonight but I'm surprised it wasn't green bay lol

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Guze posted:

ready for the "kirk is a bum" hot takes

nothing hot about that take

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Guze posted:

ready for the "kirk is a bum" hot takes

Aren't we tired of those by now?

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

Guze posted:

ready for the "kirk is a bum" hot takes

I love the Kirk/Dak/Trubisky rollercoaster talking points.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Surprised GB has their kicker out there still. Gotta be way past his bedtime.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Styles Bitchley posted:

I love the Kirk/Dak/Trubisky rollercoaster talking points.

Kirk and Dak have a ton of stats that show them as top 5 QBs and Mitch is dead last in a bunch of them but ok

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

SirPablo posted:

Surprised GB has their kicker out there still. Gotta be way past his bedtime.

Love that young long boi.

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

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Ultra Carp
Refs keep it close ENGAGE

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mastershakeman posted:

Kirk and Dak have a ton of stats that show them as top 5 QBs and Mitch is dead last in a bunch of them but ok

whatever those stats are they cant be trusted

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Haha Abdullah trying to get out

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Za'Darius Smith :allears:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

did the entire vikings team and staff decide that being in the playoffs is good enough, why even try now

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Styles Bitchley posted:

I love the Kirk/Dak/Trubisky rollercoaster talking points.

One of these things is not like the others

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
ANOTHER SACK

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

smith just farming sacks

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Good lord Smith that man had a family

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
Case Keenum rode with ya'll the way to the NFC championship and you kicked him to the curb for it. Could have kept him and used that money on an o-line but nah had to pay Cousins.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Fenrir posted:

One of these things is not like the others

they're all the same just two of them are mirages

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Alaois posted:

did the entire vikings team and staff decide that being in the playoffs is good enough, why even try now

Pretty sure the Vikings are trying...

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Guys

That band

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


another sack lol

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Alaois posted:

did the entire vikings team and staff decide that being in the playoffs is good enough, why even try now

Nope, this is who they are.

Kirk Cousins is bad.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Za'Darius owns y'all

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Zyla posted:

smith just farming sacks

:yeah:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I swear I've seen Cousins desultorily pump fake (or just decide not to throw) when he can clearly see he's going to be sacked 4 times tonight. I mean maybe it's the right decision, I can't see the whole field!

But if I were a Vikings fan I'd be pretty unhappy.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Styles Bitchley posted:

Case Keenum rode with ya'll the way to the NFC championship and you kicked him to the curb for it. Could have kept him and used that money on an o-line but nah had to pay Cousins.

Did you see the NFCCG?

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