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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

How many teams, how many situations, how many years, how many losses does it take until a man is mentally destroyed?

These are studies in ineptitude.

Kirk Cousins: 0-9 on Monday Night Football and allergic to bright lights

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I call him "kissing" cousins

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

really queer Christmas posted:

I call him "kissing" cousins

You need to run with this

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Is there any other player in history that's been 0-9 on MNF, at any position?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




"kissing" Tru-tiddies vs. "kissing" Cousins

It's a gently caress FIGHT!!!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




fsif posted:

Is there any other player in history that's been 0-9 on MNF, at any position?

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1209328935550537728

...seems to imply no.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/i/status/1209301110927896583

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
You have Marshawn Lynch. You are in the Red Zone. It is fourth quarter in the Super Bowl. You call a pass play.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The NFC East

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Sportscenter just added "worst among QBs" to their graphic, so there's probably someone else at another position with a worse W-L.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I don't care about numbers guys. 0-9 is even worse than, say, 1-14 because I do not honestly believe that Kirk Cousins could win an MNF football game in 15 games.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



LabyaMynora posted:

Sportscenter just added "worst among QBs" to their graphic, so there's probably someone else at another position with a worse W-L.

Can't find anyone with worse then 1-11 so far. It's hard to be bad enough to lose all the time, but good enough to get prime time games.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



gently caress, I found it.

Nnamdi Asomugha. 0-10.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Kalli posted:

gently caress, I found it.

Nnamdi Asomugha. 0-10.

Ouch...

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

The audacity for Kirkus to say "we" behind the podium for his 9th straight MNF loss

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Kalli posted:

gently caress, I found it.

Nnamdi Asomugha. 0-10.

Give it time

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Still laughing and palming at this play.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I went and saw Star Wars instead of watching this game.


Not sure if I made the right decision.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I went and saw Star Wars instead of watching this game.


Not sure if I made the right decision.

Both belong in Studies of Ineptitude TFF thread

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Pay the man negative dollars.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



The 28 million dollar Andy Dalton

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I went and saw Star Wars instead of watching this game.


Not sure if I made the right decision.

Same but I only missed most of the first half. But I did come back in time to see Kirk's Faily Faily.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Who has the longest home opener losing streak? Probably the browns right?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Barudak posted:

Who has the longest home opener losing streak? Probably the browns right?

It's gotta be the expansion Bucs, they set all kinds of records for most consecutive losses

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
https://twitter.com/Vill3matic_23/status/1209333796975329280

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

OxySnake posted:

The 28 million dollar Andy Dalton

That's a hell of a discount

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Some NFL themed improv

a german speaking Kirk Cousins ruminating over his MNF legacy:
oh nein...

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

And scene

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

WampaLord posted:

It's gotta be the expansion Bucs, they set all kinds of records for most consecutive losses

Bucs won their first home game week 14 of the 1977 season (their second season) and at that point were 2-26

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Kalli posted:

The NFC East

NFC East might be a poo poo show this year especially but it's still the only division to get their poo poo together enough to get every team in that division a Super Bowl.



Let's talk about the Buffalo Bills however....

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

gently caress, I found it.

Nnamdi Asomugha. 0-10.

I’m amazed his teams even got that many prime time games...

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





sweet thursday posted:

Some NFL themed improv

a german speaking Kirk Cousins ruminating over his MNF legacy:
oh nein...

:golfclap:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Saints lost 5 straight home openers at one point, somebody has to have lost 6 or more, looking at you browns and bills.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

You have Marshawn Lynch. You are in the Red Zone. It is fourth quarter in the Super Bowl. You call a pass play.

It is TYOOL 2020.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Barudak posted:

Saints lost 5 straight home openers at one point, somebody has to have lost 6 or more, looking at you browns and bills.

2004-2014 for Cleveland on home opener.

Still haven't won a season opener since 2004

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nervous posted:

It is TYOOL 2020.

It literally is not.

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It literally is not.

It will be when this happens again.

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