zaurg thread 2020: How is babby budgeted?

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Quesselin: May 25, 2007; Men freely believe that which they desire

Well, there's a surprise!

# ? Dec 25, 2019 19:51

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# ? May 4, 2024 16:54

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

I hope you received a taser for Christmas, zaurg.

# ? Dec 25, 2019 20:19

TraderStav: May 19, 2006; It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

This only happened because ghosted us.

# ? Dec 25, 2019 20:21

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Get hosed, zaurg (or whichever mod is cosplaying you)

# ? Dec 25, 2019 22:15

zaurg: Mar 1, 2004

Kindly keep your fantasies out of this thread, Weatherman.

# ? Dec 25, 2019 22:16

Lambert: Apr 15, 2018; by Fluffdaddy; Fallen Rib

So, which mod is cosplaying zuarg? And why?

# ? Dec 25, 2019 22:39

Bushido Brown: Mar 30, 2011

Lambert posted:

So, which mod is cosplaying zuarg? And why?

Exactly unfunny enough to be Moneyball.

# ? Dec 25, 2019 23:03

Orange DeviI: Nov 9, 2011; by Hand Knit

Bushido Brown posted:

Exactly unfunny enough to be Moneyball.

bing bong thread peaked

# ? Dec 26, 2019 00:19

Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

This is the thanks I get.

Think I could make up being 40 years old and not knowing how to make ice?

Moneyball fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Dec 26, 2019

# ? Dec 26, 2019 00:29

Hoodwinker: Nov 7, 2005

Moneyball posted:

This is the thanks I get.

Think I could make up being 40 years old and not knowing how the make ice?

# ? Dec 26, 2019 00:32

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Wait, so this zaurg is fake?

# ? Dec 26, 2019 01:52

Calypso: Sep 28, 2001; Grimey Drawer

Moneyball posted:

This is the thanks I get.

Think I could make up being 40 years old and not knowing how the make ice?

I for one thank you. I have missed the train wreck.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 02:06

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Moneyball posted:

This is the thanks I get.

Think I could make up being 40 years old and not knowing how to make ice?

You're not that much younger than me, so you're at least mid 30s. You could find your inner GenXer that forgets to budget his children's lunches somewhere.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:10

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Oh no

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:13

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

Wow whoever let this happen. Really truly the best Christmas gift I could have gotten today.

Remember zaurg? He's back! In pog form!

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:19

zaurg: Mar 1, 2004

True story during my hiatus my fridge�s ice maker stopped working and I started buying 10
lb bags of ice again from Publix. One day my gf brought ice trays and I was like OH YEAH, AWESOME. I lost the old trays in the move. Then the ice maker started working so now I have double the ice which is great.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:20

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

Did your gf get you a tazer for Christmas?

Buys $5 bags of ice (that probably shouldn't be put in drinks anyways). Instead of .99 ice trays to make ice for days. Is this one of those things that came up in December? What's your ice budget look like for December?

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:22

TrueChaos: Nov 14, 2006

What a rollercoaster that was.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:22

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:25

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

zaurg posted:

True story during my hiatus my fridge�s ice maker stopped working and I started buying 10
lb bags of ice again from Publix. One day my gf brought ice trays and I was like OH YEAH, AWESOME. I lost the old trays in the move. Then the ice maker started working so now I have double the ice which is great.

Is this the same gf you had when you got probated? Just checking.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:30

zaurg: Mar 1, 2004

tater_salad posted:

Did your gf get you a tazer for Christmas?

Buys $5 bags of ice (that probably shouldn't be put in drinks anyways). Instead of .99 ice trays to make ice for days. Is this one of those things that came up in December? What's your ice budget look like for December?

December is loving insane man. I think I'm up to $6400 spent. Compare that to prior months:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1U9S6nYMufZWCpBrm6pcgTO8FslA7BncMNOMnJ68pbOE/edit#gid=1829395607
Jul 3,438
Aug 4,286
Sep 3,322
Oct 2,878
Nov 3,645
Dec 6,400+ and still going

I got my gf ballet tickets for Christmas and then found out she doesn't like ballet. So I gave them to my mom, she likes ballet.

I bought the gf Aftershokz Aeropex and some other cool poo poo like socks and cool Groot flower pots and concert tickets.

Ice budget is very much under control. That was over and done with back in November - ice trays now plus the fridge ice maker works.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:45

DarkHorse: Dec 13, 2006; Vroom Vroom, BEEP BEEP!; Nap Ghost

zaurg posted:

December is loving insane man. I think I'm up to $6400 spent. Compare that to prior months:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1U9S6nYMufZWCpBrm6pcgTO8FslA7BncMNOMnJ68pbOE/edit#gid=1829395607
Jul 3,438
Aug 4,286
Sep 3,322
Oct 2,878
Nov 3,645
Dec 6,400+ and still going

I got my gf ballet tickets for Christmas and then found out she doesn't like ballet. So I gave them to my mom, she likes ballet.

I bought the gf Aftershokz Aeropex and some other cool poo poo like socks and cool Groot flower pots and concert tickets.

Ice budget is very much under control. That was over and done with back in November - ice trays now plus the fridge ice maker works.

You cannot possibly be real

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:46

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

zaurg posted:

I bought the gf Aftershokz Aeropex and some other cool poo poo like socks and cool Groot flower pots and concert tickets.

How old is she?

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:53

zaurg: Mar 1, 2004

IllegallySober posted:

Is this the same gf you had when you got probated? Just checking.

Yes.

She's 43.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:56

tomapot: Apr 7, 2005; Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.; Oven Wrangler

DarkHorse posted:

You cannot possibly be real

This has to be elaborate performance art at this point.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 03:58

Ritznit: Dec 19, 2012; I'm crackers for cheese.; Ultra Carp

Ban OP, ban whichever mod is masquerading as OP

# ? Dec 26, 2019 04:04

zaurg: Mar 1, 2004

I really can't loving believe after like 10 years you fuckers still don't believe I'm real. It's offensive. I put in effort into sharing intimate details and you guys are still like "You cannot possibly be real". What do I have to do to squash that once and for all?

# ? Dec 26, 2019 04:05

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

zaurg posted:

I really can't loving believe after like 10 years you fuckers still don't believe I'm real. It's offensive. I put in effort into sharing intimate details and you guys are still like "You cannot possibly be real". What do I have to do to squash that once and for all?

photographic proof should do it. a photograph of you, holding an empty ice cube tray and a handwritten sign with your username, a date/timestamp, and the phrase "ask me about stealing $3k from my child and gambling it on Bitcoin"

# ? Dec 26, 2019 04:12

zaurg: Mar 1, 2004

I would do that but with that stupid phrase excluded. Would that be good enough?

# ? Dec 26, 2019 04:17

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

photographic proof should do it. a photograph of you, holding an empty ice cube tray and a handwritten sign with your username, a date/timestamp, and the phrase "ask me about stealing $3k from my child and gambling it on Bitcoin"

Oh and if Moneyball does this I knew him 12 years ago so I'll pretend I know what he looks like these days.

I guess I could go on Facebook and find him but gently caress that I'm not touching Facebook anymore.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 04:17

Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

CannonFodder posted:

Oh and if Moneyball does this I knew him 12 years ago so I'll pretend I know what he looks like these days.

I guess I could go on Facebook and find him but gently caress that I'm not touching Facebook anymore.

Triad crew

# ? Dec 26, 2019 04:19

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

It�s funny they�re pinning this journey on a mod because... reasons.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 04:23

Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Well, I'm not creative enough to be zaurg, but I won't deny having a bit of a plan https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3827922&pagenumber=592&perpage=40#post497023096

# ? Dec 26, 2019 04:28

Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

zaurg posted:

I really can't loving believe after like 10 years you fuckers still don't believe I'm real. It's offensive. I put in effort into sharing intimate details and you guys are still like "You cannot possibly be real". What do I have to do to squash that once and for all?

shut up and stop posting would be a good start.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 04:44

Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

oh and have a coherent thought or two

otherwise, just do the needful and:

https://i.imgur.com/eu3i5Nm.gifv

# ? Dec 26, 2019 04:47

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Moneyball posted:

Triad crew

Everyone in that crew is doing well, even the ones that moved away. Happy Holidays and all that.

Moneyball posted:

Well, I'm not creative enough to be zaurg, but I won't deny having a bit of a plan https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3827922&pagenumber=592&perpage=40#post497023096

Playing the long game...

# ? Dec 26, 2019 04:49

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

zaurg posted:

I put in effort into sharing intimate details

I�d really prefer you didn�t.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 05:14

SiGmA_X: May 3, 2004; SiGmA_X

zaurg posted:

True story during my hiatus my fridge�s ice maker stopped working and I started buying 10
lb bags of ice again from Publix. One day my gf brought ice trays and I was like OH YEAH, AWESOME. I lost the old trays in the move. Then the ice maker started working so now I have double the ice which is great.

lol.

Higgy posted:

oh and have a coherent thought or two

otherwise, just do the needful and:

https://i.imgur.com/eu3i5Nm.gifv

Please do the needful.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 05:47

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

This year I: got a new computer touching job which was an improvement over being a semi-vagrant adjunct, put a little over $12k away for retirement (6k in my IRA for the second year in a row, 6k in an investment fund going into my IRA Jan. 2, 2020, and a little bit into my 401k to hit company matching), and also did not become the subject of a decade-long internet failure story.

This is the thread where we brag about doing better than zuarg, right?

# ? Dec 26, 2019 05:51

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# ? May 4, 2024 16:54

knox_harrington: Feb 18, 2011; Running no point.

zaurg posted:

I would do that but with that stupid phrase excluded. Would that be good enough?

gently caress off

# ? Dec 26, 2019 11:40

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