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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
all i wanted was a trending hashtag on twitter mom

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
* # ? Dec 27, 2019 21:44
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xcheopis

my new dog posted:

all i wanted was a trending hashtag on twitter mom

But she wouldn't give it to me!

* # ? Dec 27, 2019 22:11
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Truman Peyote



 my son got my wife a dvd of the matrix

* # ? Dec 27, 2019 23:58
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Coolness Averted

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
sweet just in time for the sequel!

* # ? Dec 28, 2019 09:03
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TOOT BOOT

 An entire box of ligma and I'm allergic to ligma

* # ? Dec 28, 2019 09:41
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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
My dad gave me a beer advent calendar. I hate beer, my wife has tried a few of them and says they're all awful so far.

* # ? Dec 28, 2019 17:49
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Still have influenza, but apparently they make ultra Nyquil now and that poo poo is awesome

* # ? Dec 28, 2019 20:11
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Escape From Noise

 I went and bought my own fancy beers the day after Christmas. Which was also the day after payday. Got that Coedo collaboration with a sake brewery, a new Far Yeast beer from their barrel program, the special Shiga Kogen saisons, and a Tired Hands saison for myself, and a Culmination Brewing and Far Yeast collaboration cherry sour for a coworker. Be the change, etc. Looking forward to trying those but taking a break from drinking until NYE.

* # ? Dec 28, 2019 20:47
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cda

by Hand Knit

TOOT BOOT posted:

An entire box of ligma and I'm allergic to ligma

Usually allergies develop after repeated exposure to the allergen...

* # ? Dec 28, 2019 20:59
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cda

by Hand Knit
Had to quit my job at the factory because I developed an allergy to Dickfor

* # ? Dec 28, 2019 21:00
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treasure bear

 plesae explain what Dickfor is

* # ? Dec 28, 2019 21:50
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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

treasure bear posted:

plesae explain what Dickfor is

oh come on you were right there

what's a dickfor?


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant
* # ? Dec 28, 2019 23:05
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

owlhawk911 posted:

oh come on you were right there

what's a dickfor?

*rushes into thread out of breath*

about.... about two pounds!

* # ? Dec 28, 2019 23:44
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Coolness Averted

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Luvcow posted:

*rushes into thread out of breath*

about.... about two pounds!

s-so you work heh from home?

* # ? Dec 29, 2019 02:46
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Coolness Averted posted:

s-so you work heh from home?

lol

* # ? Dec 29, 2019 03:02
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