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tom brady?
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Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

I am looking forward to the aarin hernandez show wherein we learn that tom brady is the real killer

# ? Dec 30, 2019 07:05

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# ? May 7, 2024 21:28

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Chinatown posted:

post a video of him showing genuine human emotion

thanks in advance

anger?

# ? Dec 30, 2019 07:22

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Athanatos posted:

I'm going to have to sticky this after the AFC Divisonal oh no

# ? Dec 30, 2019 07:38

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

guys guys guys listen if the ravens lose and the chiefs lose in the divisional round then the patriots tooooootally have home field throughout the playoffs, it's a lock, lock it in

# ? Dec 30, 2019 14:44

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I thought for a moment this thread was a stealth attempt to reignite karma by a Patriots fan. Also,

CBJSprague24 posted:

Kevin Harlan should get paid twice for calling both games at the same time:

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1211394206733750272
https://twitter.com/NFLonCBS/status/1211406913700876289

That's like when I watch FOX/CBS on one TV and Redzone on the other and get briefly confused about which commentary goes with the game I'm watching.

TLDR: Fins Up today.

Kevin Harlan is the best play by play announcer by a long distance and is even greater when the action gets crazy.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 15:03

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Darth Brooks posted:

I thought for a moment this thread was a stealth attempt to reignite karma by a Patriots fan. Also,

Kevin Harlan is the best play by play announcer by a long distance and is even greater when the action gets crazy.

I forgot Harlan was also "NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE"

# ? Dec 30, 2019 15:59

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Put Brian Flores in the Hall of Fame

# ? Dec 30, 2019 16:27

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

guys guys guys listen if the ravens lose and the chiefs lose in the divisional round then the patriots tooooootally have home field throughout the playoffs, it's a lock, lock it in

Patriots won't be playing in the divisional round.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 16:30

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

exactly, they're gonnna win so hard that the NFL retroactively applies a first round bye but to the second round and they'll just go right to the AFC championship

# ? Dec 30, 2019 16:41

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Darth Brooks posted:

I thought for a moment this thread was a stealth attempt to reignite karma by a Patriots fan. Also,

Kevin Harlan is the best play by play announcer by a long distance and is even greater when the action gets crazy.

He's got the great Miami Miracle call from last year too, but I'll always remember him doing the call for a long TD in overtime in 2007 that gave the Dolphins their only win of the year. He left like 30 seconds of dead air after the score to allow for the camera to do a bunch of reaction shots, and I can't imagine many other guys in the league knowing when to shut the gently caress up.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 16:58

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

post a video of him showing genuine human emotion

thanks in advance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoyQCzp2lG0

# ? Dec 30, 2019 17:15

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I can't believe the NFL added a wildcard round. What a dumb change, feels like bullshit.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 17:16

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I'm gonna make a real effort at giving up my Dolphins animosity. Fins up, shiiiiiit.

I don't even remember.
VVVVVVVVV

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Dec 30, 2019

# ? Dec 30, 2019 17:22

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Eifert Posting posted:

I'm gonna make a real effort at giving up my Dolphins animosity. Fins up, shiiiiiit.

why would anyone have Dolphins animosity

we just hang out in florida and gently caress with the patriots once a year :shrug:

# ? Dec 30, 2019 17:24

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Ehud posted:

why would anyone have Dolphins animosity

Even I can't hate the Dolphins as long as they have Ryan Fitzpatrick.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 18:52

JAMOOOL: Oct 18, 2004; I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!

ok I just bet big on Pats -4.5, y'all have convinced me

# ? Dec 30, 2019 21:07

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.