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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Chris James 2 posted:

It's rare you see the "if you take away all my bad qualities, I'm good actually" argument used verbatim in public



Jameis winston bows his head " There's 0 difference between touch downs and pick 6s, you loving moron"

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Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

A.o.D. posted:

Panthers beat them to the punch.

You and your make believe teams.

Forgot about that one.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

A.o.D. posted:

Miami has to give Flores another year, right?

:confused:

Flores is getting at least 3 years.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

LiquidFriend posted:

Maybe the Bengals should practice how to celebrate a good win during the offseason

https://twitter.com/SomeonesAnIdiot/status/1211424471342563333

Actually that's the ref who called the 2015 playoff game and it was no accident.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Titans got the 6th seed, right?

Gonna be :lol: if the Pats lose to Fitzmagic and Tannehill in back-to-back games.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Apparently Jerry Jones has announced that Amari Cooper is getting paid.



Not sure if I'd do that!

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

A.o.D. posted:

Miami has to give Flores another year, right?

There wasn't really a question, barring some sort of personal misconduct or a really historically and uniquely awful team. They told coaching prospects last year they were planning on completely rebuilding even before interviewing them and that this year didn't really count.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Catfish Noodlin posted:

There wasn't really a question, barring some sort of personal misconduct or a really historically and uniquely awful team. They told coaching prospects last year they were planning on completely rebuilding even before interviewing them and that this year didn't really count.

The joke about Flores was that he'd be fired if the Dolphins won any games.

Of course, then the guy they were tanking for died, so...

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LabyaMynora posted:

The joke about Flores was that he'd be fired if the Dolphins won any games.

Of course, then the guy they were tanking for died, so...

Wait what?

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Jesus Christ what the gently caress is wrong with my phone

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

He's talking about Tua.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1211461169531121664

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A.o.D. posted:

He's talking about Tua.

Oh okay I was really confused for a second. Also was Tua’s injury that bad to destroy his draft prospects?

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Taerkar posted:

One coach already down. First postseason blood to the Browns.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1211450276344938496

yesss

black monday is such a great way to begin the postseason :getin:

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Shinjobi posted:

Apparently Jerry Jones has announced that Amari Cooper is getting paid.



Not sure if I'd do that!

If they can get him to play as well on away games as he does with home games it will be worth it

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




MazelTovCocktail posted:

Oh okay I was really confused for a second. Also was Tua’s injury that bad to destroy his draft prospects?

I have no idea, I know when it happened it was considered very serious. Like didn't he shatter his pelvis or something?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
https://twitter.com/WingfieldNFL/status/1211438168282517506

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

LabyaMynora posted:

I have no idea, I know when it happened it was considered very serious. Like didn't he shatter his pelvis or something?

He dislocated his hip, which is the same thing that ended Bo Jackson's career. Tua's was treated more quickly and he *should* recover, but he also won't be able to do much of anything before the draft or even most of next season so teams would be drafting him on faith that he recovers well and also wouldn't need to mind losing a year of his rookie contract.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


this both confirms that Brady is a fraud and Tannehill is the shirt printing future

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The Browns have a shot of being good with a competent coach.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I hope the Patriots beat the Titans.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Kawalimus posted:

I hope the Patriots beat the Titans.

you have gained a dot in enemy

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Eifert Posting posted:

Actually that's the ref who called the 2015 playoff game and it was no accident.
Well hell he had it coming

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

born on a buy you posted:

Cardinals are the worst team because they couldn’t even end up with the best possible win loss record: 6-9

But you beat the Seahawks in Seattle which is like winning a Super Bowl.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



On the one hand I would love to place a bet about my boys in blue beating up on Touchdown Tom who I am counting out.

But on the other hand I cannot count out Coach and Cheater Extraordinaire Bill Bellicheck.

Also after the Titans v Rams SB in which I did place a bet I haven't bet on my team since then.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Kawalimus posted:

I hope the Patriots beat the Titans.

This is the worst thing you've ever posted

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Metapod posted:

you have gained a dot in enemy

Consider it a sign of respect! It's cause I think your team can beat us.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Kawalimus is actually scared of Tannehill & the Titans.

As he should.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/fbgchase/status/1211469190697230336

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Kawalimus posted:

Consider it a sign of respect! It's cause I think your team can beat us.

A DOT IN ENEMY

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

YOLOsubmarine posted:

He dislocated his hip, which is the same thing that ended Bo Jackson's career. Tua's was treated more quickly and he *should* recover, but he also won't be able to do much of anything before the draft or even most of next season so teams would be drafting him on faith that he recovers well and also wouldn't need to mind losing a year of his rookie contract.

Which is why the Packers should make sure they get him in the first round.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

YOLOsubmarine posted:

He dislocated his hip, which is the same thing that ended Bo Jackson's career. Tua's was treated more quickly and he *should* recover, but he also won't be able to do much of anything before the draft or even most of next season so teams would be drafting him on faith that he recovers well and also wouldn't need to mind losing a year of his rookie contract.

It's not anywhere near as dire as Bo Jacksons situation was

https://youtu.be/z3QSMsRWXLQ

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

Ches Neckbeard posted:

It's not anywhere near as dire as Bo Jacksons situation was

https://youtu.be/z3QSMsRWXLQ

What is this nerd poo poo???

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


this plus the Dolphins rushing stat is beautiful

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Stay humble.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
seahawks are bad

e: PETE CARROLL IS BAD

A big flaming stink fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Dec 30, 2019

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
the bills will host the titans in the afc championship game

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
seriously how the gently caress do you take that delay of game at the 1

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
gently caress

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