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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

How? Everyone in that stadium knew what play was coming. Why even huddle?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYI09PMNazw

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

A.o.D. posted:

Miami has to give Flores another year, right?

He’s literally getting COTY consideration (for some reason) and he was literally involved in plans from day 1

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

A big flaming stink posted:

seriously how the gently caress do you take that delay of game at the 1

When you are having flashbacks and can't decide what to do.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
wait i missed the game what happened?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

No Irish Need Imply posted:

wait i missed the game what happened?


A big flaming stink posted:

seriously how the gently caress do you take that delay of game at the 1

It's hilarious. Check out the highlights.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

The delay of game at the 1 was extremely bad, but Russell also sucked for almost that entire redzone series. His only decent pass other than the one that got them to the one was maybe the one the 49ers committed PI on.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
man if i was a seahawks fan i would be drinking myself blind rn

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Wild Card Playoffs
Saturday
Bills-Texans 4:35 on ABC/ESPN
Titans-Patriots 8:10 on CBS
Sunday
Vikings-Saints 1:05 on Fox
Seahawks-Eagles 4:40 on NBC

Divisional Playoffs
Saturday
TBA-49ers 4:35 on NBC
TBA-Ravens 8:10 on CBS
Sunday
TBA-Chiefs 3:05 on CBS
TBA-Packers 6:40 on Fox

Conference Championships
AFC 3:05 on CBS
NFC 6:40 on Fox

Super Bowl LIV 6:40 on Fox

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
One inch away lmao, it can't get closer than that

A Seahawks win would have been real nice, but only really for the purposes of pride and making GBS threads on the Niners. The 5 seed is in some ways an easier path than the 3 would have been.

Hawks @ Philly in what looks like mild weather, and if they win that then a likely rematch in Santa Clara for the divisional. And based on how the last two games went, if that rematch happens...well, where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Live by the bullshit, die by the bullshit.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

The delay of game at the 1 was extremely bad, but Russell also sucked for almost that entire redzone series. His only decent pass other than the one that got them to the one was maybe the one the 49ers committed PI on.

RWBS consists of throwing random floaters until the refs bail him out.

It usually works.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
gently caress

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Has the post game stuff started yet?

I'm curious what ol' Pete has to say about that Delay of Game. They were still in the huddle when the clock hit 0.

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

Eifert Posting posted:

Actually that's the ref who called the 2015 playoff game and it was no accident.

No no no, Mixon just got confused and thought that ref was a girl arguing with him in a bar.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Athanatos posted:

Has the post game stuff started yet?

I'm curious what ol' Pete has to say about that Delay of Game. They were still in the huddle when the clock hit 0.

Most I've seen so far

https://twitter.com/Joe_Fann/status/1211509189828235264?s=19

E. Sounds like they just hosed up the communication going from light 2 minute drill personnel to a heavy goal line formation. Really wish they hadn't wasted that time out.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Coldforge posted:

RWBS consists of throwing random floaters until the refs bail him out.

It usually works.

I guess what I'm really saying is Lamar Jackson would have scored.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Athanatos posted:

Has the post game stuff started yet?

I'm curious what ol' Pete has to say about that Delay of Game. They were still in the huddle when the clock hit 0.

Something something stolen seconds can't melt quartz clocks.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Athanatos posted:

Has the post game stuff started yet?

I'm curious what ol' Pete has to say about that Delay of Game. They were still in the huddle when the clock hit 0.

Russ was giving an impassioned speech to fire up the team, and everyone fell asleep halfway through.

Hard to complain, no human being could have resisted the urge.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
gently caress

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Coldforge posted:

Russ was giving an impassioned speech to fire up the team, and everyone fell asleep halfway through.

Hard to complain, no human being could have resisted the urge.

Russell: Remember guys, there's no "i" in team! This is a team effort, and I believe in us!

Random Seahawks Player: Wow, he's really fired up today

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

A big flaming stink posted:

man if i was a seahawks fan i would be drinking myself blind rn

XMAS ALE TAKE ME HOME

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I guess what I'm really saying is Lamar Jackson would have scored.

Lamar Jackson is the real RWBS

Also 49ers rule!

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Kevin Harlan is my favorite announcer ever, and him going full Chiefs homer and calling both games was the best part of a crazy week 17. "I'm probably breaking every FCC rule in the book!"

I'm also glad to see a Titans/Patriots playoff game where the Titans aren't a tomato can for a change.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
gently caress

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
Now that’s paper.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

shirts and skins posted:

E. Sounds like they just hosed up the communication going from light 2 minute drill personnel to a heavy goal line formation. Really wish they hadn't wasted that time out.

Lost in the shuffle is that Shanahan was well on his way to loving up end-game clock management yet again. Niners should've been trying to save clock as soon as Seattle got into the red zone.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
gently caress

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
So what do we call that Niners stop at the end of the game? It feels like it needs a name.

How about "The Thin White Line"?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

So what do we call that Niners stop at the end of the game? It feels like it needs a name.

How about "The Thin White Line"?

It's maybe not succinct enough, but how about "The Seahawks should really know better than trying to win with a slant pass."

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Ooh, I've got it. "The Last Stand".

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
So the Eagles made the playoffs. Somehow.

We are going to get absolutely wrecked by the Seahawks though.


On another note. Ffs Seahawks, state of your name, it's called a loving Osprey.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Bosa Built His Wall

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

BGrifter posted:

Bosa Built His Wall
lol

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

So what do we call that Niners stop at the end of the game? It feels like it needs a name.

How about "The Thin White Line"?

Haha please make a nickname for this, it'd make it even funnier to knock you out in the divisional

Anyway, thin white line works, it sounds like the cop thing and your defense *is* led by Bosa...

shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Dec 30, 2019

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Philip Rivers spent all game yesterday talking poo poo to Chiefs defenders and screaming at his own teammates, so much so that CBS did this

https://twitter.com/nickbromberg/status/1211382787032461315?s=21

He literally started weeping at the presser after, some nonsense about always trying hard and wanting to win. Sucks to see his career end in such a embarrassing, lovely streak of interceptions and tantrums...actually no it rules

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
God drat I miss the Kissing Suzy Kolber articles about Rivers.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
start Stidham in the wild card imho and allow him to begin a second dynasty as he leads the Patriots to an incredible super bowl victory while big baby tom sits on the bench and watches, Bledsoe style

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Philip Rivers spent all game yesterday talking poo poo to Chiefs defenders and screaming at his own teammates, so much so that CBS did this

He's spent his whole career doing this. Sorry ghost of Ross but man do I dislike Philip Rivers.

https://i.imgur.com/JHBkZVo.mp4

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Jubs posted:

Wild Card Playoffs
Saturday
Bills-Texans 4:35 on ABC/ESPN
Titans-Patriots 8:10 on CBS
Sunday
Vikings-Saints 1:05 on Fox
Seahawks-Eagles 4:40 on NBC



Tits v Ravens is going to be a loving awesome divisional round game.

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