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Finger Prince


When you said you wanted to smash the patriarchy, I didn't realize you meant here, now, with a spiked club, repeatedly, in a blood soaked frenzy. I would have worn different shoes.

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Finger Prince


Town Elders: "you have to help us! A cabal of necromancers have been sending evil ghouls and zombies to steal our children at night, for use in their foul rituals!"

SJB: "whoa hold on, evil - and I'm gonna pretend you called them 'undead persons', because that's a whole other conversation - undead persons? And what gives you the right to judge them? Have you thought about what it's like to be brought back to undeath? No you haven't. And have you even considered the necromancer's beliefs in all this?? NO YOU HAVE NOT. Stealing babies for ritual sacrifice is PART OF THEIR BEAUTIFUL CULTURE! I swear if you cannot accept baby sacrifice and UNDEAD loving PERSONS IN THIS BACKWARDS-rear end PROVINCIAL SHITHOLE I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR DEATH PIT AND SMASH YOUR SKULLS TOGETHER UNTIL YOU CAN HAVE A SENSIBLE, REASONABLE DIALOGUE ABOUT THIS!!!

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