Mariana Horchata posted:

gently caress urself

Xaris posted:

now i want some glogg


gently caress u

Inspector Hound posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON

Intel&Sebastian posted:

SNOO FOREVER

RandomBlue posted:

Lowtax is a piece of poo poo and he's real mad other people noticed.

Homeless Friend posted:

Lowtax looked disgusting--pig pants protruding-- becoming hitler on news years. very very disrespectful

Chard posted:

crack

ping

lorn Wayne posted:

knowing tom arnold

why

Filthy Hans posted:

same

campfire posted:

it smells like weed in here

tacodaemon posted:

Ayn Randi posted:

t-rempx

ArmZ posted:

free all cspam political prisoners!!!!

Solarin posted:

trump and his supporters are loving disgusting spectacles of humanity and they can all ligma my loving balls bitch

tacodaemon posted:

fortune cookie message, 2018

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1212100980537462784

Quotey posted:

Cardinals are always taught

1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation.

The Pope was visiting a city at new years. One of the many attendees was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. She shocked the world when she grabbed the Pope by the hand and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to release his Holiness. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The square fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the godless heathen proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Pope pulled away, and slapped her to free himself. The Pope went back to his funny rear end car and sat there, silently. The audience was shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The thug eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Pope and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Pontifex calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting President Donald Trump who is looking up at the sun and making it so the weekend happens. So He sent me. TRUMP."

Mayor Dave posted:

Lol

tacodaemon posted:

argh i hate having a bathtub i wish i just had a tile floor shower

Schmoe Cwead posted:

piss on the world

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/1212431359177740288