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His Divine Shadow posted:Happy 2020, I didn't see it change over though, I fell asleep before the kids even... It's poo poo anyway mate nothing happens.
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His Divine Shadow posted:Since I turned 30 (now 38) I've had eye surgery, tonsils removed, gall bladder removed, developed diabetes (not type 1 or 2) and I have intermittent back issues, and I got glasses. I wonder what my 40s will bring... crispix posted:impotence And prostate exams. Willies and bums! That is all I have now.
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Purple Prince posted:https://twitter.com/derekedwardsgb/status/1212830830898356224  People in the town I work in seem to have a tacit agreement with the shopping centre where trolleys are concerned. Every few houses in the hinterland of the shopping centre you see one parked in the front garden. Nettle Soup posted:Used to do that when we lived across the road from the supermarket. Every now and again somebody would go round the gardens and collect them back up. I feel like there should have been an Oasis song about this. You wouldn't want to do that in the town where I work though :/
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Jan 4, 2020 15:28
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baka kaba posted:disturbing to hear that anti-war campaigner Jeremy Corbyn is in fact Iranian TV sleeper agent Jeremiah Warbin The BEARD!!! It all makes sense now coincidenceithinknot!!!!!!!! 
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happyhippy posted:Shocking thought: What if Trump forces the UK into helping with invading Iran as part of the Brexit trade deal? I see the UK's position like 
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Dracula was shite as well. And why put it on over new year? Dracula is halloween, any idiot would know that 
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Jan 5, 2020 21:47
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Guavanaut posted:It's pulling the 'model minority' poo poo which is not exactly progressive, and in a paper that loves fascists. Clearly we need to ban free school meals for because they are making the young indolent 
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baka kaba posted:^^^ 'hurt'?? I'm reliably informed there's FURY and INCANDESCENT RAGE i hate that poo poo and it's depressing how effective it is on idiots. I overheard someone talking about it today like they were talking about Eastenders. She is a "honey knife" apparently and that ba was just to get her claws well into him!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Like he's clearly just struggling to hold something in his arse in that picture and wants to get away, anyone would know that
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sudo rm -rf posted:do y’all think the british public would accept royals with american accents Been done mate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrKIP6MVNQ8&t=29s
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happyhippy posted:I detest Buffy. I also thought it was silly but I wonder if it's a cultural thing given that in this country for the same age range you have like... Grange Hill :/ I felt the same way about the likes of Six Feet Under and Desperate Housewives at a later age. Just too silly
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happyhippy posted:You could be onto something here. Children's Ward had some drat dark story lines too  I noticed a similar and possibly related phenomenon when I went to stand up comedy over there. The audiences were sort of committed to having a good time and would laugh at lame jokes or when the comedians paused for laughter whereas here audiences seem to start from a position of hostility or sometimes even belligerence towards the comedian and they have to work hard to get over that.
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Maybe pissed-up Thornberry for a few years would be a good thing. It just strikes me how often the way to solve problems is not to do the thing that appears logical at the time :/ I'm talking bollocks.
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Barry the Sprout posted:I had a quick look at the potential Liberal Democrat leadership nominees and lol. What's face... Swindon predicting a lib dem majority feels like so long ago
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Has this commander guy been turning the frickin frogs gay anywhere
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Jan 12, 2020 01:37
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Festival of Brexit is going to be like those stories you get at least one of every Christmas where a "Christmas wonderland" actually turns out to be just a field with mud and a skinny hungover bloke in a santa outfit, isn't it
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conservative thinker is just a euphemism for a racist surely :/
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Jan 13, 2020 12:29
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ThomasPaine posted:I need backstory to that fight. Also does the place do a good kebab? Ken is an avid transubstantiationist while that bloke calling everyone a oval office at the top of his voice is a well known memorialist.
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Ms Adequate posted:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-51086276 I am pretty sure they deliberately timed it so they could claim it was out of their hands so they could dodge having to deal with the inevitable.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I don't contend that everyone should stay where they're at, what I don't respect is the tinder profile "love to travel", with all the airports, crowded beaches, tourist-exclusive night clubs and backpack selfies. Carved yourself a niche back home that's so narrow and thin you need to leave it in order to "feel free"? Yeesh Every day is a school day for you, eh?
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Emily is very definitely gin. It's like whoever wrote this has never even *seen* an aunt. She was hammered last night on Channel 4 news right after her opening thing
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Johnson is definitely the kind of person who runs his Christmas/new year bender into the last week in January.
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Them woke women must be gutted they're not eligible to court methface heydrich 
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After 4 years of hearing nothing but Brexit, 12 days until the country ceases to be a member of the EU and there is not one mention of it on BBC News website on the main page or the UK page. You have to go to the politics bit (which usually just has Westminster minutiae and gossip for people who fancy themselves political anorak nerdlingers) to see anything about it. More important stories (aside from obviously very important Harry and Megan news) include a story about an Elephant Man statue. I honestly would not have believed how unfathomably silly this country is without witnessing the events of the last couple of years :/
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/gordonmaloney/status/1219190895616176130 It's like Gregorian chanting mixed with a 1980s sitcom theme tune mixed with a big bucket of poo poo
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Jan 20, 2020 11:48
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So do those men get aroused when Hilary Benn makes a speech about how brilliant it would be to use the air force to bomb Syria or when IDS makes a speech about clamping down on benefit scroungers
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Guavanaut posted:Did they ever find his datacenter? I believe it was devilishly well disguised as a harmless home cinema complete with popcorn maker and fully stocked pick-n-mix counter.
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Guavanaut posted:It's the logical conclusion of all those "toilet in the bedroom" and "toilet in the kitchen" rental opportunities. Entire flat is in a toilet. When you are having a dinner party and someone asks where the loo is, you just tilt your head and give a knowing look and everyone has a great laugh  just poo poo and piss anywhere, you can't loving miss
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Today I have been mostly gammon spotting. https://goo.gl/maps/VacNJs6Cb7t3Qd949
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ThomasPaine posted:gently caress off with this dumb offensively oversimplified crypto-nationalist bullshit already I don't think there's much about it that's crypto I think we need more of it actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwet6xL5n7Y
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Flipswitch posted:We had a firework in Barry. A single one. I look forward to reading about it on the Sunday Sport front page big bong brexit banger blew out barry's bumhole
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