January Current Events: 50 is my favorite caliber AND my BMI

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Terrifying Effigies: Oct 22, 2008; Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Here's something to make up for today's poo poo sandwich:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSiDu3Ywi8E

# ? Jan 31, 2020 23:59

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:10

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

loving amazing. F&F is so fuckin� dumb and I love it so.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 00:06

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2tVGctt4Zo

# ? Feb 1, 2020 00:19

Stravag: Jun 7, 2009

Just what the gently caress? He catches Letty with his hood? They grab a cable trailing off a plane with the tires? And why the fuuuuuck would you spoil Han being alive in the trailer? We all knew it would be a thing but why would you ruin the..."surprise" like that?

God i loving love these dumbfuck movies

# ? Feb 1, 2020 00:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

golden bubble posted:

On this day back in January 31st, 1942

https://twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/status/1223251057284915203

Being chinese I bet that waiter's enthusiasm was short lived

# ? Feb 1, 2020 00:37

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Bored As gently caress posted:

It's now a trial without any witnesses.

The vote for the hearing of witnesses results were:

Ayes: 49
Nays: 51

Romney and one other Republican voted for witnesses. 2 others pussied out and decided to gargle McConnels turtle balls.

WE DID IT! MAGA!

edit jan 31 2020 - the day our country ended

# ? Feb 1, 2020 00:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mlmp08 posted:

Also lol

https://twitter.com/elliottkaybooks/status/1222669997320728576?s=21

Extremely true

# ? Feb 1, 2020 00:42

Alaan: May 24, 2005

https://twitter.com/mschlapp/status/1223379382003294208?s=21

Mitt Romney: not ~~Trump Boot Licker~~ Republican enough to go to CPAC.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 00:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alaan posted:

https://twitter.com/mschlapp/status/1223379382003294208?s=21

Mitt Romney: not ~~Trump Boot Licker~~ Republican enough to go to CPAC.

Hahahaha gently caress.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 00:45

Alaan: May 24, 2005

Hopefully people remember Romney isn�t good, just less bad. Too many people lionize Republicans for a single bone of spine.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 00:47

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

"This guy who we picked to be our presidential candidate less than a decade ago? Yeah, he's a piece of poo poo lib"

# ? Feb 1, 2020 00:54

Alaan: May 24, 2005

If trump loses the general I'm super curious if the Republican party can hold it together. They've been generally competent if evil but it's like a spring wound around Trump right now.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Romney sucks for the obvious reasons but it's probably alarming for anyone who isn't a total koolaid drinker the direction the gop has been heading for decades now

# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:10

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

I dunno they seem to have proven pretty clearly that they can quite literally do whatever the gently caress they want without repercussions, I think its gone beyond something that would just disappear with donnie.

Also China is chock-full of terrible health practices that absolutely deserve to be poo poo-talked, antivaxxers don't negate that.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:11

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Oh speaking of China: numbers go up.

https://twitter.com/ghoeberx/status/1223397228418686981?s=19

Stock markets go down.

https://twitter.com/dlonorse/status/1223397783119335425?s=19

L. O. L.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:26

Eej: Jun 17, 2007; HEAVYARMS

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I dunno they seem to have proven pretty clearly that they can quite literally do whatever the gently caress they want without repercussions, I think its gone beyond something that would just disappear with donnie.

Also China is chock-full of terrible health practices that absolutely deserve to be poo poo-talked, antivaxxers don't negate that.

They've got plenty of organs for transplants though

# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:29

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Alaan posted:

https://twitter.com/mschlapp/status/1223379382003294208?s=21

Mitt Romney: not ~~Trump Boot Licker~~ Republican enough to go to CPAC.

not ~~christian~~ conservative enough for douchepac

# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:34

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

https://twitter.com/dlonorse/status/1223397783119335425?s=19

L. O. L.

Is the stock market yo yoing why the rich love Donnie? Wait for him to say or do something stupid, buy when the stock price tumbles, sell when it spikes? I'm too poor to play roulette for capitalists

# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:40

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

I don't think the rich people care who is in office as long as taxes on them continue to drop and they can game numbers.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:45

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Fox News is telling them that it's super high now compared to three years ago and it's good good good!

# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:52

egyptian rat race: Jul 13, 2007; Lowtax Spine Fund 2019; Ultra Carp

Same energy as Trump rallies...

https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1223377890655506433

E: did that britcop ever buy a 3rd jaguar?

# ? Feb 1, 2020 02:04

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

This is something that'll get overshadowed by global events, but is still profoundly sad:

https://twitter.com/miblogestublog/status/1222901129199009798?s=19

# ? Feb 1, 2020 02:10

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I remain unconvinced that this world isn't hell

# ? Feb 1, 2020 02:11

Abongination: Aug 18, 2010; Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.; Pillbug

A Bad Poster posted:

https://twitter.com/oscar_saucedo1/status/1185160251495989248?s=20

Thank you, a good poster.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 02:16

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Milo and POTUS posted:

I remain unconvinced that this world isn't hell

When the last human on this rock dies, the universe will breathe a sigh of relief

# ? Feb 1, 2020 02:21

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Proud Christian Mom posted:

When the last human on this rock dies, the universe will breathe a sigh of relief

Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly;

And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 02:27

Generation Internet: Jan 18, 2009; Where angels and generals fear to tread.

Alaan posted:

https://twitter.com/mschlapp/status/1223379382003294208?s=21

Mitt Romney: not ~~Trump Boot Licker~~ Republican enough to go to CPAC.

What the gently caress is that graphic, how has the world been so beyond parody since 2016

# ? Feb 1, 2020 02:44

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

to be fair, mitt romney is a liberal

# ? Feb 1, 2020 03:00

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Stultus Maximus posted:

Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly;

And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LNHYz89sNc

# ? Feb 1, 2020 03:05

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

Does anyone remember the name, or have the link to the comic that explains that our timeline is weird because fewer and fewer timelines exist?

# ? Feb 1, 2020 03:16

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

bulletsponge13 posted:

Does anyone remember the name, or have the link to the comic that explains that our timeline is weird because fewer and fewer timelines exist?

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/history-is-weird

joat mon fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Feb 1, 2020

# ? Feb 1, 2020 03:22

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Shouldnt there still be countless variants of universes where we didnt annihilate ourselves but we didnt go full moron either? Guess we just got lucky :smith:

# ? Feb 1, 2020 03:29

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

As a True 90s Kid I know the real threat to humanity across the multiverse isn�t ourselves, but the Cromags

# ? Feb 1, 2020 03:50

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Shouldnt there still be countless variants of universes where we didnt annihilate ourselves but we didnt go full moron either? Guess we just got lucky

Those are the ones wherein humanity did not not discover the means to self terminate.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 04:05

Immanentized: Mar 17, 2009

Internet Wizard posted:

As a True 90s Kid I know the real threat to humanity across the multiverse isn�t ourselves, but the Cromags

You talkin' about world peace?
World peace can't be done
It just can't exist

# ? Feb 1, 2020 04:11

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

I don't know that we'd have felt any better if they'd allowed witnesses only to ignore them too.

# ? Feb 1, 2020 04:20

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

we impeached Donald Trump because a former Senators fail-son got dragged into the spotlight

# ? Feb 1, 2020 04:31

Lake of Methane: Oct 29, 2011

Abongination posted:

This is a long shot.

Anyone remember when el chapos son got arrested and the cartels responded by trucking in dudes and fighting the police.

There were a series of videos posted here I think supposedly of cartel members rushing into the city. They were wearing crazy light up masks and I�ve been trying to find that video recently but having no luck.

https://i.imgur.com/GY9bvkj.mp4

# ? Feb 1, 2020 04:45

Nick Soapdish: Apr 27, 2008

https://twitter.com/GettyImagesNews/status/1223344677568634880

I, a 2d amendment advocate, sure enjoy cosplaying in a look of a Russian-backed Ukrainian separatist

# ? Feb 1, 2020 04:52

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Terrifying Effigies: Oct 22, 2008; Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/GettyImagesNews/status/1223344677568634880

I, a 2d amendment advocate, sure enjoy cosplaying in a look of a Russian-backed Ukrainian separatist

https://twitter.com/Joe_Gerth/status/1223278777045856257

# ? Feb 1, 2020 04:57

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