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colachute
Mar 15, 2015

It’s an election year.

That’s all the effort I’m putting into giving a poo poo this year.

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colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Duzzy Funlop posted:

This one https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3908757

was there first, all other threads are pretenders :colbert:

Mine was posted only after all time zones had reached 2020 so the other one was here first but was literally pretending.

no idea if this is true but in the spirit of 2020 I’m posting it anyway

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I’m gonna impose tariffs on Monty posts. Only picture of Monty for every page of my thread but I GUARANTEE a post every page.

E: this is a normal campaign promise and should be treated as such

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Lmao just make this the 2020 drunk thread

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Free 2F

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

CommieGIR posted:

Lincoln would've jailed current GOP members like McConnell, who would've effectively been a Southern Democrat.

I wonder if McConnell would've Seceded.

Part of me thinks that if he knew how many people in 50 states his ilk could gently caress over in the coming generations, he never would’ve been in favor of secession.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I have two caste iron pans.

I have never used them.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

People freak out about putting caste iron in the dishwasher but I did it and everything turned out fine.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I was just joking about putting my caste iron in the dishwasher. I’ve never used it so I’ve never had to wash it. I misjudged my troll attempt.


https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1212772050164756480?s=21

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/dylanmatt/status/1212905890766053377?s=21

Is this an accurate comparison?

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Flying_Crab posted:

how big of an erection does John Bolton have right now?

I hate the word cuck but this is probably the best non-porn example of it. He’s definitely got a rager but he’s sad someone else is sticking their dick where he wants to.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Milo and POTUS posted:

Ive been stealing the bibles from trump properties from years

And in 2016 God said “payback, bitch.” Congrats, you caused all of this.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


I get that this is just a boilerplate statement but lmao at the idea of invoking Iraq sovereignty when talking about the US.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


Not enough random quotes or capitalization. Staff tweet.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Hot Karl Marx posted:

thats what happened when bush bombed iraq right

Bush was still riding the 9/11 high. Even today people probably still think we invaded Iraq because of 9/11, which makes it justified.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Even Geraldo thinks this was dumb as gently caress.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

CBJSprague24 posted:

Oil prices shot up on the news so, both a potential gently caress-all war AND we'll pay more at the pump. Thanks, Fuhrer!

Didn’t gas prices hitting like $4/gal plummet GWB’s approval nationally?

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Why would they release it when they can just threaten him with it and probably get him to bomb California or some other state he hates?

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


So how long before we have 100k troops back in the region? By Election Day?

How long before trump “jokes” about cancelling the election?

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Mustang is gonna do some real stupid poo poo and start missing it and talk about going back in and yada yada. I’ve long thought he was an elaborate troll since he seems to make every bad decision (until recently deciding to get out), so it would be in line.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Chyron on FN said “Trump: I’m ready to take whatever steps are necessary about Iran” or something similar and I’m sitting here like brooooooo you should’ve already had the next steps figured the gently caress out you goddamn lunatic.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/ap/status/1213194124666511361?s=21

Preventing a war by smoking a high ranking official?

Yeah... ok.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

CBJSprague24 posted:

Everyone's eligible except family members and associates of the Trump family.

Same except any republican in Congress

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Are we gonna start a pool on when we will just launch a full fledged invasion?

I’m selling March 19 for $100.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Hexyflexy posted:

I know exactly what a US/Iran war would look like. You'd fly your awesome planes over for 6 months and they'd have buried every single thing and you'd have nothing to bomb. And they'd blow up every embassy in the western world, because why the gently caress not.

About 12 months later we'd all decide it was a horrible mistake. Because we're all literally that stupid.

And suddenly in a few years an Iranian person will commit an act of terror and people will say “wow I can’t believe it why do they hate our freedom”

And then refugees and immigrants* will get thrown into cages at a higher rate

*immigrant will henceforth be known as “anyone not white”

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I thought we neutralized the threat already

Were these brand new threats ?

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

bulletsponge13 posted:

It wouldn't take a shitload of Marines. We literally have dudes who make their living snatching people from cars and getting the gently caress out of dodge.
I would imagine they could have had him on a bird and out of the country in 30 minutes from hit. It wouldn't need SSE- interdict, kill the guards, snatch the dudes- your at the airport- throw that gently caress on a 60, fly them to a waiting aircraft- boom. I'm sure it wouldn't be so simple and quick, but if you are going to risk a massive escalation, why not make it worth it in the long term?
Again. Maybe I'm just dumb- I just can't imagine this was a better strategic course of action than capturing him.

You idiot how can we say we TERMINATED him unless we TERMINATE him you fool

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

facialimpediment posted:

This picture is like when Roddy Piper takes off the glasses.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1213242734036889600?s=19

We had to do this stupid poo poo at my cousin’s wedding like 15 years ago.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Chichevache posted:

Edit
Had to do it at my cousins wedding as well. And her funeral a few months ago. It's just a christian thing, not a fascist thing. This was even one of those peace and love surfing churches.

My cousin’s wife’s family were some of the most uptight and holier than thou people I’ve ever seen in such a huge group like that. They would’ve looked down on you if you were on Everest.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

bird food bathtub posted:

You seem to be operating under the assumption that the commander in chief does understand what the gently caress we are doing. I would recommend not entertaining that notion. There is no strategy. Someone put words in front of him and the decaying neuron soup of his dementia riddled brain said "yes". You have already thought more about the consequences of this than his rotten think-meat did.

To be fair he said humor him but he’s also asking about a scenario that is so far outside the realm of possibility that I don’t even know what it would look like (the scenario being competent leadership)

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Milo and POTUS posted:

Probation reason: praising florida

Florida native here, I agree with this.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Nobody is talking about the Deutsche Bank stuff that shows him in the whole for drat near a billion in Russia. So his plan is working.

I wonder what he will do for re-election.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1213267090448142337?s=21

Through the looking glass, friends.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I’m glad we eliminated TERMINATED the threat.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/stratsentinel/status/1213503750398185472?s=21

I’m glad we eliminated the threat.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Might have been too reactionary with the alarm at the embassy:


https://twitter.com/conflicts/status/1213507210267054080?s=21

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Obviously we should find out who fired first in history so we can figure out who should fire last fairly, and then work out some kind of deal.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

fknlo posted:

Uh, how exactly does that violate Twitter rules?

My private account that nobody can even see is still locked. I sent an appeal. We’ll see what happens (nothing will happen).

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Prop Wash posted:

I guess their unwillingness to generate instability and suffering in exchange for a slightly increased standing in the Middle East?

If they don’t like America they can get out!!!!

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colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Where does this rank on the long rear end list of foreign policy blunders?

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