It’s an election year. That’s all the effort I’m putting into giving a poo poo this year.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 17:09 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 17:11 |
Duzzy Funlop posted:This one https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3908757 Mine was posted only after all time zones had reached 2020 so the other one was here first but was literally pretending. no idea if this is true but in the spirit of 2020 I’m posting it anyway
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 20:43 |
I’m gonna impose tariffs on Monty posts. Only picture of Monty for every page of my thread but I GUARANTEE a post every page. E: this is a normal campaign promise and should be treated as such
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 20:59 |
Lmao just make this the 2020 drunk thread
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 22:42 |
Free 2F
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 23:20 |
CommieGIR posted:Lincoln would've jailed current GOP members like McConnell, who would've effectively been a Southern Democrat. Part of me thinks that if he knew how many people in 50 states his ilk could gently caress over in the coming generations, he never would’ve been in favor of secession.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 16:45 |
I have two caste iron pans. I have never used them.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 17:42 |
People freak out about putting caste iron in the dishwasher but I did it and everything turned out fine.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 19:04 |
I was just joking about putting my caste iron in the dishwasher. I’ve never used it so I’ve never had to wash it. I misjudged my troll attempt. https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1212772050164756480?s=21
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 00:29 |
https://twitter.com/dylanmatt/status/1212905890766053377?s=21 Is this an accurate comparison?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 02:32 |
Flying_Crab posted:how big of an erection does John Bolton have right now? I hate the word cuck but this is probably the best non-porn example of it. He’s definitely got a rager but he’s sad someone else is sticking their dick where he wants to.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 03:23 |
Milo and POTUS posted:Ive been stealing the bibles from trump properties from years And in 2016 God said “payback, bitch.” Congrats, you caused all of this.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 14:02 |
facialimpediment posted:LIBERATORS I get that this is just a boilerplate statement but lmao at the idea of invoking Iraq sovereignty when talking about the US.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 14:05 |
Not enough random quotes or capitalization. Staff tweet.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 15:36 |
Hot Karl Marx posted:thats what happened when bush bombed iraq right Bush was still riding the 9/11 high. Even today people probably still think we invaded Iraq because of 9/11, which makes it justified.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 15:46 |
Even Geraldo thinks this was dumb as gently caress.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 16:09 |
CBJSprague24 posted:Oil prices shot up on the news so, both a potential gently caress-all war AND we'll pay more at the pump. Thanks, Fuhrer! Didn’t gas prices hitting like $4/gal plummet GWB’s approval nationally?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 18:08 |
Why would they release it when they can just threaten him with it and probably get him to bomb California or some other state he hates?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 18:44 |
So how long before we have 100k troops back in the region? By Election Day? How long before trump “jokes” about cancelling the election?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 19:33 |
Mustang is gonna do some real stupid poo poo and start missing it and talk about going back in and yada yada. I’ve long thought he was an elaborate troll since he seems to make every bad decision (until recently deciding to get out), so it would be in line.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 20:34 |
Chyron on FN said “Trump: I’m ready to take whatever steps are necessary about Iran” or something similar and I’m sitting here like brooooooo you should’ve already had the next steps figured the gently caress out you goddamn lunatic.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 21:37 |
https://twitter.com/ap/status/1213194124666511361?s=21 Preventing a war by smoking a high ranking official? Yeah... ok.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 21:41 |
CBJSprague24 posted:Everyone's eligible except family members and associates of the Trump family. Same except any republican in Congress
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 22:02 |
Are we gonna start a pool on when we will just launch a full fledged invasion? I’m selling March 19 for $100.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 22:43 |
Hexyflexy posted:I know exactly what a US/Iran war would look like. You'd fly your awesome planes over for 6 months and they'd have buried every single thing and you'd have nothing to bomb. And they'd blow up every embassy in the western world, because why the gently caress not. And suddenly in a few years an Iranian person will commit an act of terror and people will say “wow I can’t believe it why do they hate our freedom” And then refugees and immigrants* will get thrown into cages at a higher rate *immigrant will henceforth be known as “anyone not white”
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 23:48 |
I thought we neutralized the threat already Were these brand new threats ?
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 00:13 |
bulletsponge13 posted:It wouldn't take a shitload of Marines. We literally have dudes who make their living snatching people from cars and getting the gently caress out of dodge. You idiot how can we say we TERMINATED him unless we TERMINATE him you fool
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 00:22 |
facialimpediment posted:This picture is like when Roddy Piper takes off the glasses. We had to do this stupid poo poo at my cousin’s wedding like 15 years ago.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 01:22 |
Chichevache posted:Edit My cousin’s wife’s family were some of the most uptight and holier than thou people I’ve ever seen in such a huge group like that. They would’ve looked down on you if you were on Everest.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 01:28 |
bird food bathtub posted:You seem to be operating under the assumption that the commander in chief does understand what the gently caress we are doing. I would recommend not entertaining that notion. There is no strategy. Someone put words in front of him and the decaying neuron soup of his dementia riddled brain said "yes". You have already thought more about the consequences of this than his rotten think-meat did. To be fair he said humor him but he’s also asking about a scenario that is so far outside the realm of possibility that I don’t even know what it would look like (the scenario being competent leadership)
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 01:43 |
Milo and POTUS posted:Probation reason: praising florida Florida native here, I agree with this.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 14:10 |
Nobody is talking about the Deutsche Bank stuff that shows him in the whole for drat near a billion in Russia. So his plan is working. I wonder what he will do for re-election.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 14:20 |
https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1213267090448142337?s=21 Through the looking glass, friends.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 15:53 |
I’m glad we
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 17:24 |
https://twitter.com/stratsentinel/status/1213503750398185472?s=21 I’m glad we eliminated the threat.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 18:04 |
Might have been too reactionary with the alarm at the embassy: https://twitter.com/conflicts/status/1213507210267054080?s=21
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 18:09 |
Obviously we should find out who fired first in history so we can figure out who should fire last fairly, and then work out some kind of deal.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 03:19 |
fknlo posted:Uh, how exactly does that violate Twitter rules? My private account that nobody can even see is still locked. I sent an appeal. We’ll see what happens (nothing will happen).
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 14:55 |
Prop Wash posted:I guess their unwillingness to generate instability and suffering in exchange for a slightly increased standing in the Middle East? If they don’t like America they can get out!!!!
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 15:07 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 17:11 |
Where does this rank on the long rear end list of foreign policy blunders?
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 17:26 |