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AI coming to see the deployment lot and getting physically ill at the ~treasures~ contained within would be hilarious
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lol motorpool Monday is where enthusiasm about vehicles goes to die.
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Alright debbils, POV inspection time... goddammit why can I smell that Oldsmobile from here?
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PathAsc posted:Alright debbils, POV inspection time... goddammit why can I smell that Oldsmobile from here? The one that's had junk food wrappers in the back evolving into new life and new civilizations, or the one that's leaking everywhere because dudes wife got into mlms while deployed and parted put half the car?
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Steezo posted:The one that's had junk food wrappers in the back evolving into new life and new civilizations, or the one that's leaking everywhere because dudes wife got into mlms while deployed and parted put half the car? One and the same, also all the tires are showing wires and have never been rotated
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PathAsc posted:AI coming to see the deployment lot and getting physically ill at the ~treasures~ contained within would be hilarious Hold that thought for a few months..... we gotta get our roadtrip organised and repair the shitbox to do it in
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Hold that thought for a few months..... we gotta get our roadtrip organised and repair the shitbox to do it in Please know that no matter what gets whipped into shape, it'll be more functional than 80% of what's actively driven on base lol. We have such sights to show you! gently caress, this is one of those times where still being in would be hilarious just to be able to list the terrible cars you see daily
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PathAsc posted:
There's like, one pristine garage queen thats beautifully maintained and 30 pieces of poo poo held together with bondo and chicken wire that may have only done one roll when flipped while hydroplaning in the desert, but probably more .Bonus points if the DUI or fatality wreck at the front gate next to the 0 days since dui/fatality sign is from your unit, instead of from the British royal Marines turning drunk driving into a competitive sport. In a rental Edit: and that's just in your platoon... Steezo fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Nov 2, 2023 |
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I remember one of those Asian poo poo box vans that got sold from marine to marine for probably 20 years that my buddy had. It wouldn't shift out of 1st gear unless you held the button and shoved the handle back and forth like you were pumping water or something. Also if you sat behind the driver you had to put your feet in specific spots or else they'd hang out of the rust holes
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CainFortea posted:I remember one of those Asian poo poo box vans that got sold from marine to marine for probably 20 years that my buddy had. Either you've told this story and I forgot, or I heard this story while in and forgot because drat it sounds really familiar lol
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PathAsc posted:Either you've told this story and I forgot, or I heard this story while in and forgot because drat it sounds really familiar lol It would not surprise me if that van is still puttering around the rock but with even more bullshit wrong with it
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CainFortea posted:It would not surprise me if that van is still puttering around the rock but with even more bullshit wrong with it I think every marine has seen a Gunny special a.k.a. the gray humvee (beat up old pickup, where you can tell how fast youre going by counting traffic stripes through the floor, usually owned by a divorced snco who wants to kill and or gently caress his ex wife, who he calls "the fat bitch") Edit: forgot it has the only pioneering kit that's sl3 complete you'll ever see in your life, in the back.
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The only road vehicle I ever bought from another Marine was a beat to poo poo 88 or 89 Ninja that I don't think the dude ever changed the oil in, the clutch was super hosed, and the gauge cluster didn't work lol. Then I traded it for a lawnmower when I got out. That bike was still in better shape than so many other cars, and that's terrifying.
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Steezo posted:I think every marine has seen a Gunny special a.k.a. the gray humvee (beat up old pickup, where you can tell how fast youre going by counting traffic stripes through the floor, usually owned by a divorced snco who wants to kill and or gently caress his ex wife, who he calls "the fat bitch") Oh hey, the last guy I know who bought it was a sgt who'd been busted to private 6 times and had the promotion patents on his barracks wall. I think he was on his 3rd wife and he told me how much he loved and missed his wife while having both hands down the shirts of two buy me drinky girls. I hear he finally made staff when I left.
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Welcome home, marine thread. This morning someone misplaced their weapon and the base is on lockdown until it’s found.
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McNally posted:Welcome home, marine thread. This morning someone misplaced their weapon and the base is on lockdown until it’s found. Jokes on you I never leave the barracks anyway. Not since they repo'd my mustang....
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Helo dunker training at 0600, don't worry they might have fixed that whole thing where it kills people. This time. Maybe.
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Glad to be home. But it really, really hurts when I piss. It also stinks. Don’t think I can make morning formation, need to go to sick call.
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Steezo posted:I think every marine has seen a Gunny special a.k.a. the gray humvee (beat up old pickup, where you can tell how fast youre going by counting traffic stripes through the floor, usually owned by a divorced snco who wants to kill and or gently caress his ex wife, who he calls "the fat bitch") there's only one of these trucks and it just keeps getting passed around like Stevenson's Bottle Imp
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PathAsc posted:Helo dunker training at 0600, don't worry they might have fixed that whole thing where it kills people. This time. Maybe. If you died in the helo dunker, You weren't skating hard enough to evade the helo dunker RIP
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me, at morning formation: yo i got places to be. "Piece". *Shoots Deuces* First Segrent: (super red face, steam shooting out his ears) whole company lubed head to toe w/baby oil for some reason and carrying great big logs or whatever: "wtf!"
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2023 Gaza skyline live streams are basically GWOT post simulators, But with waaaay fewer AK Takbirs lol
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Marine Under Investigation After Publishing Memoir About Sexual Relationship with Young Potential Recruit What the gently caress TheWeedNumber fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Nov 9, 2023 |
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From the halls of Montezuma…
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PathAsc posted:Alright debbils, POV inspection time... goddammit why can I smell that Oldsmobile from here? Vehicle inspections were just an excuse for the SSGT to hit the switches on my sick rear end Mustang
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Merry Christmas
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Good, because I know we don’t lie, cheat, or steal.
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Happy birthday to my spinal column, on this glorious Marine Corps day. When I'm in a wheelchair later in life, I'm definitely putting a bunch of Flowmaster stickers on it just as Chesty would want
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In my 4 years I never went to a ball, or even bought blues. Idk if it's a good or bad thing. Kind of just an is thing. It's just a little odd when my experiences with balls in the Marines differs from others'.
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I got some balls for you
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PenisMonkey posted:I got some balls for you 
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BounceBanana posted:In my 4 years I never went to a ball, or even bought blues. Idk if it's a good or bad thing. Kind of just an is thing. It's just a little odd when my experiences with balls in the Marines differs from others'. I never bought blues because they are terribly expensive and lol at affording them on Eason the Fifth fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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PenisMonkey posted:I got some balls for you Now that sounds more like my experiences.
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