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Good news, everyone! Netflix is making a Dragons Lair movie based on the hit animated arcade game! With Ryan Reynolds. Also it's live action.
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Cockmaster posted:https://www.theverge.com/2020/4/10/21216864/robin-hood-remake-disney-plus-exclusive-animation-cgi Odds are not good. Finally got around to seeing the live action Aladdin. Ehh. Did Genie really need a love interest?
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Apr 12, 2020 22:23
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https://www.slashfilm.com/trolls-world-tour-vod-sales/ RIPD, movie theaters.
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Apr 28, 2020 20:53
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I would like to take a moment to discuss a cartoon with a rather bleak and troubling backstory. The actual work does not delve too deeply into this, but it is there. I am talking, of course, about TOTS, or Tiny Ones Transport Service. If you are unaware of what this is, it is a cartoon on Disney Junior about a penguin and flamingo who join the all-stork TOTS, who deliver babies all over the world from their floating island. The service is lead by a Captain, with dozens of workers. Baby animals of all kinds come to TOTS to be delivered out to their "moms and pops", wherein they are taken care of by a kindly koala, and then sent on a mechanized conveyor belt in order to be processed, diapered, given a pacifier, and finally set into a crate, to be delivered by the aforementioned storks. Or, in the show's case, the flamingo and penguin. The penguin can't fly, but has a good sense of direction, and the flamingo can't navigate worth anything, but he does have wings. The two of them are probably paid as much as one stork is, but the Captain felt like taking a chance on them. Paid? Oh, yeah. There's money in this. This is all for-profit! There is an episode where a peacock inventor comes to their island with a robot stork. He says he wants to show off his invention to the captain because he hopes she'll fire the storks and buy his robots. That has to mean money is changing hands at some point in this baby delivery service, right?? I mean, why would you buy these robot storks unless you're paying the flesh and blood ones! Presumably babies are purchased before the delivery, because the show never shows money changing hands (or paws, or flippers or whatever). There has to be other baby delivery companies too, because in one day, they're delivering their first baby blue whale, and the next, they're about to celebrate their millionth delivery. Well either that's the first blue whale baby ever, or someone else is covering those deliveries. Which is probably a good idea, because the storks needed to all team up to deliver this whale, and there can't be much profit if you have six deliverers on one assignment. Why yes, I am cooped up in a house with a 16-month old, why do you ask
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May 18, 2020 20:37
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I will say that terrifying implications aside, it's kind of a cute show, and they stealth had a baby delivered to a lesbian couple, so that's nice. They got more screentime then the cyclops lady from Onward or whatever. AMA about my opinions on Disney Junior shows Digamma-F-Wau posted:I don't know much about TOTS but I do know it's made by Titmouse of all studios It has a lot in common with The Venture Bros. Okay, maybe not really, but the presentation of the show shows that they actually care about how it looks and is animated, unlike those slapdash Puppy Dog Pals. drat you, Bingo and Rolly.
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May 18, 2020 20:39
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ThermoPhysical posted:Rolly is the best Dalmatian and I will hear none of this. I'm missing something right because they are both pugs! And somewhat annoying. But not as bad as PJ Masks.
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May 19, 2020 01:50
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ThermoPhysical posted:poo poo, wrong dog! I thought you were talking about that 101 Dalmatians show...which apparently Rolly isn't in? They ARE awful. The bad guys all have the most obnoxious voices and those kids should be in bed, gosh darnit. Go to bed! How do you function the next morning being awake all night??
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May 19, 2020 12:11
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Captain Invictus posted:The tv series Hercules was a lot better than it should've been iirc. Or I might just be mixing it up quality wise with Aladdin's cartoon which was a blast. The Aladdin cartoon was a lot of fun and it’s a shame it isn’t up on Disney+. As a D&D nerd from a very young age, the series was like Al-Qadim come to life (that was their Vaguely Arabia Sword and Sandals campaign setting).
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Jun 1, 2020 12:10
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I’ll never watch Spies in Disguise but I’ve seen enough commercials to know that there is some sort of tearful hug between Will Smith bird and Peter Parker and some other pigeons and then Will Smith bird lays an egg so I have to ask is this addressed at any point why he’s laying an egg Or was it a poop joke
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Jun 2, 2020 15:29
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Not gonna lie, I want to watch it now more because of those spoilers than any commercial or trailer
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Jun 2, 2020 17:08
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Hedrigall posted:The Forbidden Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 
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Jun 5, 2020 22:33
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Power Dad move
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Jun 10, 2020 18:10
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Animation 2020: Arguing About Catholicism
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Jul 12, 2020 16:35
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Roth posted:The Yaks suck, but I think the other races are generally fine. There’s my little yaks?
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Jul 24, 2020 01:05
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What the hell is a24
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Aug 8, 2020 00:23
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IUG posted:It appears that there was also a Gravity Falls crossover episode, so two good things? Amphibia has a Gravity Falls crossover episode this week 
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Aug 10, 2020 00:57
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FilthyImp posted:Nah, people just love Dolly because she's a big personality and very genuine and caring. Like part of her philosophy behind Dollywood was giving people great-rear end food like she used to eat at home . There's like whole buffet meals that coat $20. She has a literacy program that sends a free book a month to children and it gave out its 100 millionth book two years ago.
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Aug 20, 2020 02:04
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The cut scene where you found out how he lost his eye should have been kept but man I can kinda see why they got rid of it
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Sep 16, 2020 21:45
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anatomi posted:Does the new Croods have a love story between the girls? That's pretty big. Or maybe I just read the trailer hella wrong. You can’t hear the space in between the words but she isn’t saying “I’ve never had a girlfriend before” but rather “I’ve never had a girl friend before”.
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Sep 25, 2020 16:51
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Forget Redwall, we are getting an Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents animated movie I hope it’s good 
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Feb 10, 2021 22:43
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VinylonUnderground posted:Who on Earth is this for? A grimdark My Little Pony doesn't make sense. Why the hell would I want my kid to watch some grimdark dystopian stuff? 
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Feb 25, 2021 15:27
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The Aladdin tv series inspired a lot of stuff for my dungeons and dragons campaign. The show was basically Al-Qadim: the Series, but better because it also had insect-themed steam robots and Vikings.
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Feb 28, 2021 20:35
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hiddenriverninja posted:And sand witches! One who had a stalker crush on Aladdin no less!
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Mar 1, 2021 01:52
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm reminded of how Brave is ultimately about how a witch really only knows how to turn people into bears. “You can do anything with magic, and you’re using it to turn people into bears? But with powers like that, you could cure cancer!” “But I don’t want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into bears.”
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Mar 3, 2021 01:44
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Ccs posted:This isn’t a film but I’d just like to remark that the animated Harley Quinn series is a joy and has some of the best voice acting I’ve ever heard. Ron Funches as King Shark is a JOY
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Mar 7, 2021 13:53
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Finally got around to seeing The Good Dinosaur, thanks to my son being home sick. It, uh, wasn’t very good. It had some good parts (the reverse shark fin thing with the pterodactyls was very cool) but otherwise I can see why it didn’t do too well in theaters. Also I hate how Arlo and his family look. It should have just been about the ranching tyrannosaurus.
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May 3, 2021 16:15
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BonoMan posted:Y'all suck, The Good Dinosaur is good. Explain because I just saw it and unless I missed something, it was actually quite bad
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May 4, 2021 01:32
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Watching Cars with my son for the fifth time. It’s grotesque that these cars have tongues. I forgot about the tongues from when I saw it in the theater until now. If you had asked me if they had tongues I would have said of course not, but McQueen is flopping that loving thing around. Absolutely grotesque.
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May 4, 2021 17:17
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I don’t care that they are making a new Hotel Transylvania but there is a small subset of people on Twitter losing their minds that the invisible man looks different than how they expected and that is amusing enough to justify its existence
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May 19, 2021 13:35
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No hashtag, just search invisible man and have fun!!
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May 19, 2021 13:51
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The 7th Guest posted:new cute superman just dropped Why is the girl from The Owl House manhandling Clark Kent?
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May 21, 2021 01:17
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ThermoPhysical posted:I think my favorite kid's show is Bluey. It's super easy to tell when the parents are very much done with their kids' poo poo but won't just snap at them (but they have actually) and while the kids may not pick up on it, anyone older than the target demographic is gonna notice they're done playing games but just wanna make the kids happy. I’ve seen more than a few shows on Disney Jr thanks to having a two and a half year old. Most are grating, but Bluey is legitimately good and I’m surprised it is allowed to deal with the stuff it does. You can watch Mickey and friends try and figure out shapes and then when Bluey comes on, she finds a hurt bird and takes it to the vet with her dad but then it dies (and they use the word “died”!) and “it’s out of our hands” is the advice from her dad. Wowsa. Bluey good is what I’m saying. Also they had an episode that was almost on completely silent in a solar system dream sequence with the background music pulled from Holst’s planet suite.
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Jun 8, 2021 22:39
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Also I appreciate TOTS sneaking in same sex couples a few times ITT DISNEY PARENT CHAT
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Jun 8, 2021 22:47
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Looks amazing, hope it doesn't get cancelled after only one season. Why yes I'm still kind of sad about the Dark Crystal series, why do you ask? Tantamount to a war crime that they canceled it.
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Jun 11, 2021 16:26
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My son’s new movie obsession is Raya. Send help. This movie was not very good.
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Jul 1, 2021 21:28
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BonoMan posted:Counterpoint -..... wait no counterpoint, it's def not very good. I missed all the Raya posts because it took me forever to watch it but I imagine everyone was mostly negative about it. What a bunch of wasted potential. Five countries to visit means we barely spend time in any of them, the message about trust was poorly done (Naamari’s finger was tightening on the trigger, it’s bullshit that she tries to say “Raya it’s just as much your fault”), I did not like the magical karate baby, and Sisu’s design sucked. Also the script. And lots of little things. Why did no one in the crowd in Talon react to the fact that the “most feared chief” appeared among them and “saved” the woman they were all threatening? Why are the monkeys the only animals seemingly affected by the Druun? Why did I like the Druun better when they were called the Sha and pandas were fighting them? Luca however was very good, very pretty, and I loved the music.
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Jul 2, 2021 12:56
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I forgot about watching the Sing 2 trailer as soon as it ended, as if the Men in Black neuralyzer flashed me the second the video stopped.
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Jul 7, 2021 14:27
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The first two episodes of Monsters at Work is out now. It’s alright! It’s fine. Some laughs, good premise, and I like the voice cast. I don’t know if it will go as heartfelt as the original (doubtful).
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Jul 7, 2021 18:23
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Larryb posted:Did anybody from the movies come back or is it all soundalikes/new characters? Mike, Sully, Roz, Celia, those two teenager characters are all in it and all voiced by the originals. The only person who shows up who isn’t that I noticed was Fungus, Randall’s lackey.
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Cannot wait to wash the stench of Raya away with what looks like a fun colorful movie with songs.
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