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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I genuinely had hope for KAP but he was just addicted to saying dumb gently caress poo poo and now he’s not in charge of the party anymore they’re probably just gonna wind up becoming the party that launches the next five racist independent senators when they break apart

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Stay safe if you're in/around Melbourne, because hoo-boy is this a rough storm tonight.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Stay safe if you're in/around Melbourne, because hoo-boy is this a rough storm tonight.

NSW is copping it as well:


Edit: the NSW Incident Alerts FB page issued a warning early this morning that there was a danger of severe thunderstorms and supercells developing later and a whole bunch of galaxy brains went "But it's sunny outside right now!!!" and started screaming that they were scaremongering liars, LOL

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Stay safe if you're in/around Melbourne, because hoo-boy is this a rough storm tonight.
I routinely do the "thousand-and-one-thousand-and-two-thousand-and..." thing when I see lightning to figure out the distance.

This evening there was a [FLASH]"thou...." screamer. Reckon if I was outside I'd have smelt it.

God I love a good storm.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
I'm currently watching a storm head from bathurst to the mountains. If I stand on the back deck I can see the lightning from the storms to the south which will bone Southern Sydney as it heads towards the coast.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


It’s been really humid here in Sydney today, no signs of a storm on the north shore yet. I wouldn’t mind a storm if it broke the humidity for a while.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Helith posted:

It’s been really humid here in Sydney today, no signs of a storm on the north shore yet. I wouldn’t mind a storm if it broke the humidity for a while.

Wollongong is currently getting smashed but there's some fairly heavy poo poo heading directly for Sydney as well

http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR712.loop.shtml#skip

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Helith posted:

It’s been really humid here in Sydney today, no signs of a storm on the north shore yet. I wouldn’t mind a storm if it broke the humidity for a while.

The storms from the mountains tend to head 2 ways depending on which valley they fall into as they head over the mountains. If they fall into the grose which is to the north they hit richmond hard before sweeping through the hills and north shore. The others head towards Waragamba and then hit Campbeltown and the Southern Suburbs. Tonights storms are heading in both directions currently and Orange has copped 30mm of rain in a short amount of time.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


I’m glad Orange is getting some rain, they really need it, hopefully the storms lingers over there and fills up some dams for them.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
The current thunder rumble is impressive for it's house rumbling abilities. We'll see what the actual front brings with it storm wise but We're already above 700mm of rain for this month in the mountains which is half of our annual rainfall in the space of two weeks.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Dr. Garbanzo posted:

I'm currently watching a storm head from bathurst to the mountains. If I stand on the back deck I can see the lightning from the storms to the south which will bone Southern Sydney as it heads towards the coast.

The mountain is displeased with the death of Holden

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Blimey, that thunder is really something.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Humphreys posted:

The mountain is displeased with the death of Holden

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Oh lawd, that storms coming.
We have a clear view out south west towards the Blue Mountains from our place and the sky is like a strobe light with all the lightning flashes. So many, I have never seen so much lightning at once and some very ominous thunder too. It’ll be on us in about an hour I reckon.

Not me, but this is the lightning I’m seeing

https://twitter.com/medwards87/status/1229728491681148928?s=21

Helith fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Feb 18, 2020

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Seems like the last of it is passing over Penrith now, got about 12mm in 45 mins.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Ok, that moved quick, it’s on us now, strong winds, heavy rain and crazy lightning. So much for an hour to get here, it’s here!

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


The ABC have done an excellent retrospective on the fires and floods using satellite imagery, well worth a look.

A nation torched and scarred

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Helith posted:

The ABC have done an excellent retrospective on the fires and floods using satellite imagery, well worth a look.

A nation torched and scarred
Awesome read.

:thanks:

pnutz
Jan 5, 2015

Helith posted:

The ABC have done an excellent retrospective on the fires and floods using satellite imagery, well worth a look.

A nation torched and scarred

they missed an opportunity for the smoke cloud in chile and argentina




Munin
Nov 14, 2004


Helith posted:

The ABC have done an excellent retrospective on the fires and floods using satellite imagery, well worth a look.

A nation torched and scarred

That's a really solid article.

That's also some crazy Chile pics.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Laserface posted:

unrelated to bushfires but there was also a french couple who lived/worked there too. They were permaculture hippies. They didnt wear sunglasses because according to them it stops your body producing melanin (because your brain cant see how bright the sun is) and thus does not protect you against skin cancer.

UV cataracts are fun.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The nearest comic store to me posted this on FB about some people donating unwanted pokemon cards to some kids who lost everything in the fires:



In talking with the shop they are telling everyone to get involved through your own local stores to make this countrywide. I spent all morning sealing up 25 envelopes. Not doubles, just all my old pokemon cards seeing I have no need/want and don't even know why I have them.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Haha, I got a YouTube ad that said "why is progress so important to Rio Tinto"

[footage of a girl crying happily as her hearing aid is turned on in a doctor's office]

"because it's what makes copper... sound like family

Rio Tinto"

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Wollongong is currently getting smashed but there's some fairly heavy poo poo heading directly for Sydney as well

http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR712.loop.shtml#skip

Yeah that one took out my Foxtel cable. Cable TV + Landline + Internet.

Bang!

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

people still have Foxtel?

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

The Peccadillo posted:

Haha, I got a YouTube ad that said "why is progress so important to Rio Tinto"

[footage of a girl crying happily as her hearing aid is turned on in a doctor's office]

"because it's what makes copper... sound like family

Rio Tinto"

Quick! Get the copper out of the walls!

Rio Tinto

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How much copper do you think there is in a hearing aid? Half a gram? Probably less.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

goatface posted:

How much copper do you think there is in a hearing aid? Half a gram? Probably less.

A modern hearing aid weighs about 2 grams, it's probably around the 0.1g mark.

During the mining boom, all of the electronics companies went "poo poo these metals we need to use are loving expensive, lets stop being so wasteful and pursue efficiencies and use as little as we possibly can". Then the commodities prices tanked in 2013-14 and all those companies went "sweet, not only are we using a lot less of it, but it's a lot cheaper as well!"

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Sounds like they have freight trains running over the mountains again after the track washed away in the rain. Passenger trains aren’t supposed to start again till next Monday or so. I read somewhere they’re attempting to get all of the stuck carriages past the landslide at leura so that they can service the trains properly after they’ve sat for two weeks with no way of maintaining them.

The trains running further than Mt Victoria still aren’t running after the bushfires in December burnt all of the line side infrastructure.

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe
'Unprecedented' globally: more than 20% of Australia's forests burnt in bushfires

quote:

...

Research published in a special edition of Nature Climate Change focused on the bushfire crisis finds that 21% of the total area covered by Australian forests – excluding Tasmania - has burnt so far in the 2019-20 bushfire season.

The analysis examined the area of forest burnt on each continent as a proportion of total forest cover in every fire season for the past 20 years.

The 21% figure contrasts dramatically with the proportion of forest burnt in any season on any other continent in that timeframe, which for most continents and forest types was 4-5%.

The one exception was for tropical and subtropical dry broadleaf forests in Asia and Africa, for which the analysis found medians of 8–9% had been recorded in that 20-year period.

The paper adds that the 21% is likely to be an underestimate because the data has not included fires in Tasmania and Australia’s fire season is still going.

...
So, over a fifth of our countries forests went up in smoke this season. So far.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

those bloody greenies

Vehementer
Sep 24, 2006

All Singing All Dancing!
Proud Goon Charity GenerOZity.com.au has raised 69k for Fire and Rescue... every cent was given CFA/RFS :boom:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The fires in Victoria have finally been contained

https://twitter.com/DanielAndrewsMP/status/1232898782389395458

munce
Oct 23, 2010

Don't know if this has been posted before, but here's a thing that seems relevant - coming from one of the big fossil fuel funding banks:

JP Morgan
Special Report
Risky business: the climate and the macroeconomy
https://rebellion.earth/wp/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/JPM_Risky_business__the_climate_and_the_macroeconomy_2020-01-14_3230707.pdf.pdf

"Climate change is a slow moving process, but it is no less dangerous for that. It is likely to be one of the key defining features of the coming decades. The longer action is delayed the more costly it will be to deal with the issues. Moreover, a delayed policy response opens us up to potentially catastrophic outcomes, which might be impossible to reverse.

Empirical estimates based on the variability of the climate in recent decades likely massively underestimate the effects.

We cannot rule out catastrophic outcomes where human life as we know it is threatened."

crystal Ghost
Sep 5, 2019
still?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/1234360507919822849

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
here in brisbane its hot. im moving to norway where things will be a temperate 20C compared to our projected 50

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Hello all,

Sorry it has taken so long for me to make a post, sadly life got busy post new years and frankly I was feeling the fatigue from constantly dealing with the nonstop news feeds of crisis after crisis.

I was planning on doing a big retrospective post with stats and number about the cost of the fires to my country and it's people but good forums friend Helith (who has been an amazing contributor to the thread, thank you so much bud) has linked the below link to the ABC article doing the same thing but with flashy graphics and videos. You should read that if you haven't:

Helith posted:

The ABC have done an excellent retrospective on the fires and floods using satellite imagery, well worth a look.

A nation torched and scarred

To all of you Goons who donated to the various causes and supported my country in its time of crisis: thank you from the bottom of my heart. Your generosity to strangers is, as always, see inspiring and while you will likely never meet the people you have helped please know every individual who contributed to helping us recover from this literal Hell-On-Earth will have the gratitude of the nation.

I don't really know what we to say. If any other AusGoons have something to post please do.

Apart from that I guess we will all see eachother in 4 months time when fire season returns. :suicide:

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Gridlocked posted:

Hello all,

Sorry it has taken so long for me to make a post, sadly life got busy post new years and frankly I was feeling the fatigue from constantly dealing with the nonstop news feeds of crisis after crisis.

I was planning on doing a big retrospective post with stats and number about the cost of the fires to my country and it's people but good forums friend Helith (who has been an amazing contributor to the thread, thank you so much bud) has linked the below link to the ABC article doing the same thing but with flashy graphics and videos. You should read that if you haven't:


To all of you Goons who donated to the various causes and supported my country in its time of crisis: thank you from the bottom of my heart. Your generosity to strangers is, as always, see inspiring and while you will likely never meet the people you have helped please know every individual who contributed to helping us recover from this literal Hell-On-Earth will have the gratitude of the nation.

I don't really know what we to say. If any other AusGoons have something to post please do.

Apart from that I guess we will all see eachother in 4 months time when fire season returns. :suicide:

Thanks to you bud for doing the thread! and also to everyone who contributed and donated and made the thread great, we love you all :buddy:

I reckon we should all meet up in the coronavirus isolation/quarantine threads when they get going lol. We have gone from having to stay in because of bushfires and smoke, to staying in because we need to guard our TP hoards from the marauding virus.

See you all next bushfire season if we survive the coronapocalypse :crnasickos:

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
forgive the bump

https://twitter.com/davpope/status/1235512236908503040

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