D&D's The Tomb of Horror, except every player is operating a bulldozer

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > D&D's The Tomb of Horror, except every player is operating a bulldozer

Finger Prince

Dave the Druid activates his Wild Shape: JCB ability

# ¿ Jan 6, 2020 15:38

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 08:20

Finger Prince

The kobold lunges desperately at your dozer!
It's a critical hit! His tiny dagger pierces the hydraulic supply line, causing a pinhole leak, filling the air with a toxic cloud of hydraulic fluid mist! The caustic mist burns your eyes, make a saving throw for constitution!

# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 17:02

Finger Prince

pixaal posted:

1 *winces*

I'd like to use my last luck of the day to reroll that

oh, WHAT... another 1, okay so how boned am I?

Take 1d10 damage!
The burning pain in your eyes is excruciating. Luckily there is some castor oil in the first aid kit in the dozer, unluckily, you are temporarily blind so fumbling around for relief causes you to be Stunned for the next round. Also your dozer has lost all hydraulic pressure and cannot attack until you can isolate the leak. It can still move.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 18:00

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