D&D's The Tomb of Horror, except every player is operating a bulldozer

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > D&D's The Tomb of Horror, except every player is operating a bulldozer

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

the halfling thief tries to back up and rejoin his party who eagerly await his scouting report, he holds his breath and slowly and quietly shifts his massive d9 caterpillar into reverse and backs up the hallway in hopes that his move silently skills will not alert the monsters...

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 17:05

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 08:34

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

on this season of gold rush parker schnabel has purchased a new plot of land, s1 which he and his team have nicknamed "the tomb of horrors"

# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 19:06

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

google THIS posted:

Me: I turn undead--

DM: You can't cast Turn Undead, because the wards on this room prevent any--

Me: Um, please let me finish. I turn undead into mulch using my rig's 56" forestry mulching attachment.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 21:22

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