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DM: "The Berserker's axe cleaves deeply into the fire elemental lord's chest, and with one final fiery shriek the bright red glow of its eyes dims to embers and then extinguishes forever. The Dwarven capital city is saved from certain immolation!" Human Oracle: "I search the corpse for items." DM: "It's a pile of incredibly hot ash and cinders that repels you with painful heat." Human Oracle: "I cast Protection from Energy: Fire on myself and then search the corpse for items." DM: *annoyed* *rolls dice* . . . "OK, you find - are you writing this down? It's not my job to keep track of this for you so pick up your pencil . . . OK, you find a platinum ring with a large emerald inset into it, a chain mail shirt that feels unnaturally light and strong, ten red gemstones of varying size, and . . . *rolls dice* . . . 40 liters of refined diesel fuel in two jerry cans." Human Oracle: "Oh thank Sarenrae, I thought my 'dozer was gonna be stuck in this stupid cave forever! I cast Detect Magic and look at the loot." DM: "The ring, the chain shirt, and the jerry cans full of diesel are all emitting a magical aura." |
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